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[Oldmanastro]

 

[westx]

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Peacefully protesting the bumping

 

[Oldmanastro]

 

[westx]

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Like, she hates, like talking stages. But, like traditional dating doesn’t like exist anymore. I am like confused. She wants traditional dating where there is actually talking and getting to know one another, or like she just wants to like get down and dirty righg away?

 

[echeese]

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Gorgeous. . .GREAT tits, great face great hair.

But seriously, she turns a strong 8.5 into a 6 opening her mouth to talk.

PS, GREAT thread

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Totally me but I'd have poked it with my big sheet of tin not my hand.

 

[Oldmanastro]

 

[clob94]

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I mean..... ya---- that was cool.

But.....

 

[westx]

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I thought the "Iron Lotus was the only banned move in sports.

 

[RoboCocks21]

Hahaha the Iron Lotus from blades of Glory!

 

[clob94]

I thought the "Iron Lotus was the only banned move in sports.

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Dude--

Triple Lindy or GTFO

 

[westx]

Instant beautiful karma.

 

[Oldmanastro]

 

[clob94]

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Smart car battery explode?
Aloha snackbar bomb go off early?

 

[RoboCocks21]

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I can't stop watching it hahaha

 

[clob94]

 

[GuaranteedFresh!]

Aloha snackbar

😆 I'm using that from now on.

 

[Oldmanastro]

Pierce needs to pull a Augie.

 

[clob94]

There's so much going on here....

 

[westx]

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There's so much going on here....

I don’t understand inner city black language. I honestly don’t. On the bright side, I do understand West Texas drawl, Spanglish and butchered Mexican Quasi-English plenty well.

 

[freeper]

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There's so much going on here....

What a mess. Nightmare call for service. I don't miss arriving on those scenes at all. I'd be calling for AI, DUI and motors....hell while I'm at it, send a drug a K-9 and any available gang unit.

 

[clob94]

Before you click this, just realize, this is fvcking nightmare fuel for some of you.


I'm not kidding.

This is not a joke.

I ain't squeamish but this made me consider it.

You've been warned.

Turn up your volume.

 

[Metcalf #2]

Clob wtf man? There goes my sleep the rest of the week. And don’t give me that, “you were warned” crap. You know damn well you built that up so any curious idiot like me would just have to click on it! Sick bastage….

 

[freeper]

Clob wtf man? There goes my sleep the rest of the week. And don’t give me that, “you were warned” crap. You know damn well you built that up so any curious idiot like me would just have to click on it! Sick bastage….

Thanks for the warning. I'm gonna pass. Big week ahead of me and I don't need any freaking nightmares eating into my sleep.....

 

[clob94]

Clob wtf man? There goes my sleep the rest of the week. And don’t give me that, “you were warned” crap. You know damn well you built that up so any curious idiot like me would just have to click on it! Sick bastage….

I gave you 5 warnings.
5.

If your ass was still curious enough to click- that's on you.

 

[clob94]

Now--

If you laugh at THIS tweet, you're not going to hell..... naw-- you're driving the BUS-- straight to hell....

 

[Metcalf #2]

I gave you 5 warnings.
5.

If your ass was still curious enough to click- that's on you.

Are you trying to deny my victimhood?

 

[hookem777]

not twitter..but lol

Regular beer drinkers vs bud light drinkers #shorts #beer #comedy #funny

www.youtube.com

 

[westx]

I know this is older and I am not sure it is even real, but I couldn't stop laughing after it came across my twitter feed.

 

[HarryBuffalo]

I know this is older and I am not sure it is even real, but I couldn't stop laughing after it came across my twitter feed.

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NOT so fast, PENGUIN…

 

[clob94]

The hook brings you back.....