Who wants to guess where Clob is this weekend--

[clob94]

And what he's doing?


You get as many guesses as you want. You'll never guess it straight away, so I'll give clues to my whereabouts and activities.

Now mind you, when this is all said and done, not a single one of you will believe it. You'll all call BS. And honestly, I wouldn't blame you. But I'm collecting extensive photos, and all doubters will be allowed to double down, just so I can make them look foolish. This is gonna crack yall up.

 

[freeper]

Does it have anything to do with nekkid German pop singers from the 80's?

 

[clob94]

Does it have anything to do with nekkid German pop singers from the 80's?

No. But it does have to do with a nationally/internationally famous female.

 

[freeper]

No. But it does have to do with a nationally/internationally famous female.

So I can rule out Nena then.....damn bruddah....how did this tomato get famous?

 

[LAY THE WOODY]

Just post yer extensive photos god dammit.

 

[oldhorn2]

Clob's last adventure involved a monkey, a midgit, a bowl of jello and a feather boa....

 

[clob94]

So I can rule out Nena then.....damn bruddah....how did this tomato get famous?

The same way most women get famous. Unless you're Frances McDormand.

 

[clob94]

Just post yer extensive photos god dammit.

I can't yet........ 2 reasons why--

I got booted off twitter again for calling our VP a garden variety hoe, and I'm not allowed to post photos until it's over.

 

[clob94]

Clob's last adventure involved a monkey, a midgit, a bowl of jello and a feather boa....

You left out the part about loaning me your walker and Metamucil for that party.

 

[2300 Nueces]

Does it involve flour and a whole wet spot?

 

[clob94]

Does it involve flour and a whole wet spot?

No. But I have seen corn and hatch.

 

[Metcalf #2]

You’re at a celebrity event honoring your role as Summer’s boyfriend in Napoleon Dynamite?

 

[clob94]

You’re at a celebrity event honoring your role as Summer’s boyfriend in Napoleon Dynamite?

Nnnnnnnnnoo.

But thanks for playing.

I'm at a much more enchanting event than I imagine that would be.

 

[2300 Nueces]

Size of the fun bags and color? We'll send Cali in for a deep dive search and discovery.

 

[LonghornMM]

Yanking it at the Faust?

 

[Metcalf #2]

Nnnnnnnnnoo.

But thanks for playing.

I'm at a much more enchanting event than I imagine that would be.

Oh, then it must be for your role as Chet. Is Kelly Lebrock there?

 

[WRLHookem]

No. But it does have to do with a nationally/internationally famous female.

You’re hanging out with Ben and Jennifer?

 

[Belldozer1]

Are you taking photos of Uranus again?

 

[RoboCocks21]

Does it involve a starfish?

 

[Oldmanastro]

Oh, then it must be for your role as Chet. Is Kelly Lebrock there?

Nice. I like it.

 

[Longyac]

Getting pegged by AOC.

 

[GuaranteedFresh!]

Maybe at some swanky event in DC?

Or worse.......

College station?

 

[clob94]

Yanking it at the Faust?

Nope. I am not in Texas.

 

[clob94]

Oh, then it must be for your role as Chet. Is Kelly Lebrock there?

Nooooo. Much younger than her.

 

[Lampasas]

As bad as College Station is, it still can't hold a candle to DC

 

[clob94]

Getting pegged by AOC.

Ha. No. I don't like anything about that donkey faced chiclet factory.

 

[clob94]

Maybe at some swanky event in DC?

Or worse.......

College station?

You went the wrong direction.

 

[Lampasas]

Interviewing to be Britney's conservator?

 

[GuaranteedFresh!]

You went the wrong direction.

Yuck, LA. Does it have anything to do with the p12 acc b10 meeting?

 

[Oldmanastro]

Nooooo. Much younger than her.

In 1985?

 

[Drtxhorn]

Are you in the United States?

 

[LonghornMM]

Sharing a room with outthereincali?

 

[Belldozer1]

Sharing a room with outthereincali?

Thread over

 

[Belldozer1]

Interviewing to be Britney's conservator?

Yeah Brittney seems totally normal. Who knows if her dad was going overboard in his duties but I know one thing, she has no business being in control of anything.

 

[Belldozer1]

He's probably trying out for the Voice or one of those shows.