I have some good ideas about the playoffs. First thing is I want is complete unchecked power I won't answer to anyone.
With that in place I will get unlimited support from the DoJ. But I won't stop there I will also bring in a goon squad I'm talking about guys who were at Pelican Bay. You probably think San Quentin is the worst prison in CA. Wrong. Take it from
@outhereincali it's not. They only have the death row inmates at SQ the really bad ones are at PB.
With my legal team and goons in place my first stop will be to go to SEC headquarters wherever that is. We will barge into Greg Sankey's office no politely knocking on the door crap with me. He will face intense interrogation from my legal team and if he still doesn't cooperate the goon squad will make sure he does. Also we will obtain Mike Slive's confidential files. Coercion my a** do you or do you not want to know how much the SEC has been getting away with the last 20 years? With the necessary information we will travel to visit the crooked recruits. A lot of them think they're street tough but they won't be once they see my Pelican Bay crew. Once this happens the players will start ratting out other players on other teams that's what happened in the SWC in the 80's.
But I won't stop there. We travel to the Pac XII kickoff luncheon next month. We will gather the Pac XII coaches in a small room and tell them they have 1 month to get it together on the football field. My legal team will let Clay Helton and David Shaw know we got the goods on their involvement in the admissions scandals at SC and ST. We will also let them know the squad will be on the sidelines for all the big non con games involving the Pac XII this year. We will also threaten Phil Knight and his wife and let them know what will happen to them if they don't stop making the fb team wearing those awful uniforms. Because I am a compassionate man and a Mormon I will let the squad know that Kyle Whittingham is off limits.
My last trip will be to Austin, TX. My legal team and goon squad will corner Sarkisian and his staff in a small room and give it to them straight. The ol will have no more than 1 penalty a game and absolutely no more personal fouls go that Kerstetter? I will let Blake Gideon know that I love him for what he brought to the field when he played for us but he and Terry Joseph BETTER start teaching the db' how to run downhill and turn their heads around at the same time. I mean even TT's dbs can do that. My final stop will be with Hartzell, Del Conte, Sarkisian, Eitfl, and the rest of the billionaires, who think that know how to coach a fb team. My legal team will let them know they now know who made those nasty comments in the Austin Chronicle last summer. I mean have you ever seen Eitfl? Good grief Sarkisian's wife is taller than he is. And they will know in no uncertain terms that Hartzell, Del Conte, and Sarkisian will have the final say in all matters regarding the fb team.
So there you have it you're probably thinking is all this necessary cali? Yes it is and I will personally break up the SEC monopoly. I mean even their fans know they cheat. And now that I think about it the cow college must be cheating again you don't think they finished 4th on their own do you? H*** no wonder they joined the SEC.
It'll take a couple of years but by 2023 the SEC monopoly will be be crushed. Next year I will start in on the ACC, the Big X, and the university without sin remember Tank Mcnamara? And yes we will stay at 4 teams wont be any need for expansion with me in charge.
***Yes this is all meant to be funny I think Dan Jenkins would be proud of this***
and always remember HookemHorns.