Old Orange Bloods Recipe from GoogleDocs I've been using for years and will share BP's recipe from a long lost thread from years ago word for word:
Beef Fajitas
by BrokenPublican
I have the world's best fajita's - that is no lie. I am willing to share, because doing so will make the world a better place. For world peace and harmony, you will need:
- Tenderized skirt steak
- One bottle of Teriaki
- One bottle of Italian salad dressing - get the good stuff, with aged parmisan cheese, etc.
- One bottle of Chimay ale
- One small jar of diced garlic in oil
- Limes or lime juice
- Fiesta brand fajita seasoning
First, smother the meat in garlic - really grind it in. Then douse it in lime juice. Then coat it with the Fiesta seasoning (it is hard to use too much, as it will be "watered down" once you put in the marinade...
I do everything by feel, but using the dressing as your base (like twice as much as the other two liquids), with equal parts teriaki and ale is a good place to start.
Make sure it is good and soaked and let it sit overnight (in the fridge) if possible - but several hours at least. The lime juice and meat tenderizers in the seasoning will literally "cook" the meat, so that you don't have to cook it long on the grill. It will be tender and oh-so-juicy.
All the other crap is standard fare: tortillas, guacamole, salsa, cheese, etc...
I promise you, you will get sex from whomever you want after tasting these things. I have given everyone who reads this an incredible gift. You must all only use it for good.