Couch Burners vs Longhorns Game thread

[dj701919]

Kinda looked like it. He waited a second before he punted. I haven’t said this all year but the way we were picking up yards I would of liked to seen us go for it.

He did it earlier in the year. He’s not a bad athlete and has decent wheels.

 

[westx]

This is so painful.

 

[UT88Hookem]

Our offense is simply plagued by ineptitude !

 

[freeper]

F**king BURT!!!

 

[ryan_sublett]

Burt man... come on.

 

[ryan_sublett]

He did it earlier in the year. He’s not a bad athlete and has decent wheels.

USC game right? Called back for holding if I recall.

 

[RoboCocks21]

Boo had zip on the ball hits Burt in the numbers and look at that drop ball

 

[freeper]

I have to go visit West Virginia one day lol

I was there this last summer....the tooth to tattoo ratio is pretty close to that of Oklahoma...

 

[dj701919]

Don’t throw it to stone hands.

 

[RoboCocks21]

I was there this last summer....the tooth to tattoo ratio is pretty close to that of Oklahoma...

Dentures work too

 

[ryan_sublett]

That’s a cheap call

 

[UT88Hookem]

Bullshit call by the LAME Big 12 officials...

Absolutely ****ing awful !

 

[RoboCocks21]

These calls are getting stupid

 

[ryan_sublett]

I don’t see how this conference can watch the officiating and think is ok.

 

[dj701919]

Wow.......I can’t believe they called that.

 

[UT88Hookem]

Obviously, we'll be playing the ZEBRAS...too !!

 

[UT88Hookem]

Stuuup...Beth Mowins face !!!

 

[ryan_sublett]

That didn’t look like he got in.

That’s a fumble

 

[UT88Hookem]

Touchback !!!

 

[dj701919]

The side judge knew he stepped out early and didn’t call it.

 

[UT88Hookem]

We'll get screwed...in 3...2...1...

 

[clob94]

Don’t throw it to stone hands.

I just fell off my couch at that one. Memories of Paul Blake and Ed Genero.

"Illegal contact, number 51. Zinkutsu alvu thrust, to the upback. Owemowatu roudhouse kick to the quarterback. Takatami in sword block to the.... sh!t nevermind. Firstdown!"

 

[ryan_sublett]

Broke his finger and won’t get the TD... that sucks!

 

[freeper]

Good lord....Beth Mowin's voice is enough to make me want to drive some tent stakes into my ears...

 

[UT88Hookem]

YES !!! I was wrong...lol !!!

 

[ryan_sublett]

Go with one QB or the other. Shane was moving the ball.

 

[clob94]

Beth mowins looks like ten miles in new shoes. Just rough. I feel for her.

 

[UT88Hookem]

Why...WHY...WHYYYY !

3rd and five and we throw a 20 yard sideline route ?!???

WTF ????

 

[clob94]

Chris Chungunov at qb? Half Chinese half Russian?

 

[dj701919]

Vahe is hurt. Wow it’s like we’re cursed.

 

[clob94]

My bad..... Chugunov. Sounds like he'd do well in a drinking contest.

 

[freeper]

My bad..... Chugunov. Sounds like he'd do well in a drinking contest.

Or handling the defense of Stalingrad....which of course might induce a drinking contest....

 

[clob94]

Chugunov: (slavic) the act of men standing around in a circle with a stop watch seeing who can reach manual self release first.
Aka- circle jerk?

 

[UT88Hookem]

We have the perfect opportunity to TAKE this game !

IF our playcaller was even remotely competent we would stand a chance...sheesh !!

 

[dj701919]

Watch the fake