Couch Burners vs Longhorns Game thread

[clob94]

Soooooo.......

30 minutes till kick off. Any last words my dudes?

 

[westx]

Uh, can't wait till next year?

 

[4MNChampsHorn]

Hope to be pleasantly surprised by a Longhorn win today.

 

[clob94]

Uh, can't wait till next year?

Now that sh!ts funny.

 

[freeper]

Coffee is so much better when it's fortified....

 

[freeper]

Oh yeah!!! I was worried that we might not get Beth Mowins as an announcer this morning...guess I can switch the coffee fortifier from Kahlua to just scotch over....

 

[clob94]

Coffee is so much better when it's fortified....

I'm guessing Irish whiskey....... at 9am. That's ballsy.

 

[RoboCocks21]

Oh Texas has played zero in these elements, who cares it's football any given day!

 

[clob94]

Weather report: "It just starts pouring and then it stops. Then it pours again and then it just stops."

Is he describing the weather or an ex of mine?

 

[clob94]

Let's have a look at Williams and his knee.

 

[ryan_sublett]

Nice start by the D... bad miss on the first throw by Shane.

 

[dj701919]

Connor Williams

 

[clob94]

Raining like a mofo and we come out throwing.

 

[clob94]

Another stellar group of refs this week, I see.....

 

[RoboCocks21]

Williams made that player look like a chump on the first play

 

[westx]

Here we go again with these refs.

 

[ryan_sublett]

Raining like a mofo and we come out throwing.

Tim Beck really hates running the football. Carter and Young have looked good to... like to see them get touches.

 

[dj701919]

Once again, how is that under the purview of instant replay?

 

[westx]

Does anybody else get called for this crap?

 

[freeper]

I'm guessing Irish whiskey....... at 9am. That's ballsy.

It's more like midday since I was up at 0500 and froze my balls off chopping ice in the stock tank this morning. Time to break out the heaters...and the scotch....I grew up with too many Irish kids to take their claims of the superiority of Irish whiskey too seriously...

 

[dj701919]

Tim Beck really hates running the football. Carter and Young have looked good to... like to see them get touches.

It’s been 2 plays and they both went for at least 8 yards.

 

[freeper]

Does anybody else get called for this crap?

Seriously...and this is like the third week in a row they've tagged us for it...

 

[ryan_sublett]

It’s been 2 plays and they both went for at least 8 yards.

Speaking more in a genreal all season sense, but with weather conditions and Williams first gsme back you’d think it would be a good time to pound the run game.

 

[clob94]

It's more like midday since I was up at 0500 and froze my balls off chopping ice in the stock tank this morning. Time to break out the heaters...and the scotch....I grew up with too many Irish kids to take their claims of the superiority of Irish whiskey too seriously...

Lol at shoveling snow and chopping ice.

In New Braunfels, we only shovel sunshine.

 

[RoboCocks21]

So beck calls one run and boom 10 yards

 

[RoboCocks21]

I have to go visit West Virginia one day lol

 

[dj701919]

I believe the fake was on just then. I think they give Dickerson an option to run if everyone bails out at the snap.

 

[clob94]

Dear lord....... west Virginia has some "healthy" women......

 

[ryan_sublett]

You got them penned back. Make a tackle fellas

 

[UT88Hookem]

That penalty effectively killed that series.

It clearly obvious our receivers aren't being coached to AVOID contact when going out on a quick sideways pass.

Clearly best IF our playcaller quite dialing that up ! Pfffft...