Dear aggies

Uhhh, the Governor of Texas is Greg Abbott...
Probably don’t want to be comparing Governors. You do know Newsome is your guy now? Not Reagan anymore.
Newsom isn't perfect but I'll take him over that aggie dunce Perry seven days a week and twice on Sunday.

You do remember that Perry was governor of Texas for 14 years.
 
My middle daughter was an intern in the state senate back then. The interns at the time called Perry "Governor Good Hair." I believe that applies to Newsom as well.
 
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Newsom isn't perfect but I'll take him over that aggie dunce Perry seven days a week and twice on Sunday.

You do remember that Perry was governor of Texas for 14 years.
I’ll take an Aggie with a balanced budget over a trust fund baby that loves sanctuary cities, has presided over billions of dollars of budget deficits despite a state income tax, and guided his state to the title of homeless capital of the world.
 
Aggy can put their chicken judging trophy next to their quidditch trophy. I believe they won one or were in the final four a few years back.
THE University of Texas doesn't have a NC in chicken judging, but we do have at least 3 NC quidditch championships, 2013-15!
If those aren't bad enough, there's a push to get hobby horse competition in the Olympics. Yeah....people running the equestrian course on stick horses.
Coming to a campus near you.......

 
Aggy can put their chicken judging trophy next to their quidditch trophy. I believe they won one or were in the final four a few years back.
THE University of Texas doesn't have a NC in chicken judging, but we do have at least 3 NC quidditch championships, 2013-15!
It’s called POULTRY judging, sir! full disclosure….. I was in the FFA in high school, and we went to state in poultry judging.
 
It’s called POULTRY judging, sir! full disclosure….. I was in the FFA in high school, and we went to state in poultry judging.
What are you looking for in a good chicken?

Thighs? Legs? Personally I'm a breast man...........