Dear aggies

Uhhh, the Governor of Texas is Greg Abbott...
Probably don’t want to be comparing Governors. You do know Newsome is your guy now? Not Reagan anymore.
Newsom isn't perfect but I'll take him over that aggie dunce Perry seven days a week and twice on Sunday.

You do remember that Perry was governor of Texas for 14 years.
 
My middle daughter was an intern in the state senate back then. The interns at the time called Perry "Governor Good Hair." I believe that applies to Newsom as well.
 
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Newsom isn't perfect but I'll take him over that aggie dunce Perry seven days a week and twice on Sunday.

You do remember that Perry was governor of Texas for 14 years.
I’ll take an Aggie with a balanced budget over a trust fund baby that loves sanctuary cities, has presided over billions of dollars of budget deficits despite a state income tax, and guided his state to the title of homeless capital of the world.
 
Aggy can put their chicken judging trophy next to their quidditch trophy. I believe they won one or were in the final four a few years back.
THE University of Texas doesn't have a NC in chicken judging, but we do have at least 3 NC quidditch championships, 2013-15!
If those aren't bad enough, there's a push to get hobby horse competition in the Olympics. Yeah....people running the equestrian course on stick horses.
Coming to a campus near you.......

 
Aggy can put their chicken judging trophy next to their quidditch trophy. I believe they won one or were in the final four a few years back.
THE University of Texas doesn't have a NC in chicken judging, but we do have at least 3 NC quidditch championships, 2013-15!
It’s called POULTRY judging, sir! full disclosure….. I was in the FFA in high school, and we went to state in poultry judging.
 
It’s called POULTRY judging, sir! full disclosure….. I was in the FFA in high school, and we went to state in poultry judging.
What are you looking for in a good chicken?

Thighs? Legs? Personally I'm a breast man...........
 
It’s called POULTRY judging, sir! full disclosure….. I was in the FFA in high school, and we went to state in poultry judging.
Congrats on going to state in poultry judging! The only competition I've watched were at stock shows where the competitors hold their poultry. Just thought that it was special raised chickens or turkeys. I'm sure that the aggy students spent a lot of time studying and practicing their skills.
 
What are you looking for in a good chicken?

Thighs? Legs? Personally I'm a breast man...........
I gotta be honest… I really don’t remember anymore. My specialty was judging eggs. There are many facets to judging the poultry. That was a freaking lifetime ago.
 
I gotta be honest… I really don’t remember anymore. My specialty was judging eggs. There are many facets to judging the poultry. That was a freaking lifetime ago.
Egg judging steps-

Step 1: does it have a shell?
Step 2: is it oblong in shape?
Step 3: if I break it open and fry it in a pan, will it taste good with bacon?
 
Egg judging steps-

Step 1: does it have a shell?
Step 2: is it oblong in shape?
Step 3: if I break it open and fry it in a pan, will it taste good with bacon?
cook them in bacon grease and add some crème freche or however you spell it