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Dear diary

JMART1016

Keep your friends close, but your enemies toaster
May 6, 2017
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Zipped my tip in my jeans at work today. Thought I was going to cry. Had to take a deep breath and figure out what the hell had happened. Couldn’t even make it to the restroom to check on the little guy. Jeans are an old pair and the zipper is malfunctioning caught my mini me on the way down as I was working off of a ladder today. I think I need to join a support group after the ordeal.
Thanks for listening OBs. I know it isn’t an astros thread, but if I can help just one OBer who has been through this by letting him know he isn’t alone, I’ve done my job.
 
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