Dear diary

[3DHorn]

What is OMAD?
If its “on my ass dad” thats me most of the time.

One Meal A Day

 

[TheAssquatch]

I started a colon cleanse. If you need me, I'll be on the shitter.

 

[marka1]

Why? It’s your colon

 

[James.jones8]

OP you need to rig up a DIY bidet.

 

[BrobaFapp]

I started a colon cleanse. If you need me, I'll be on the shitter.

 

[leej4445]

User name checks out.

 

[txlonghorn4x4]

I started a colon cleanse. If you need me, I'll be on the shitter.

Well, now I know why you have whiskey, lube and Ambien.

 

[EastTexasLonghorn]

stop putting stuff up there and you wouldn’t need to flush it out, richard gere.

 

[Bugtussle U]

Is that what you call it now?

 

[Alfordjm]

 

[PaulieD]

I started a colon cleanse. If you need me, I'll be on the shitter.

 

[PaulieD]

 

[McLovin327]

 

[collinhookem18]

Did you at least get your Covid vaccine?

 

[McLovin327]

Does it help with the ass herpes?

 

[Smootus]

To quote Roy Mercer, “ it ain’t funny”

 

[TheAssquatch]

Did you at least get your Covid vaccine?

Does it help with the ass herpes?

 

[McLovin327]

 

[collinhookem18]

@TheAssquatch i think your post hurt someone’s feelings

 

[TheAssquatch]

@TheAssquatch i think your post hurt someone’s feelings

Better to have feelings hurt than asshole hurt from pooping.

 

[collinhookem18]

Better to have feelings hurt than asshole hurt from pooping.

At least you got really good practice info to read on here. Wait...

 

[curveball1]

tl;dr version

OP's peen barely reaches his zipper.

Lulz!!!

 

[BrobaFapp]

To quote Roy Mercer, “ it ain’t funny”

how biggun a boy are ya

 

[Smootus]

how biggun a boy are ya

I am a big ‘ole boy, how big an old boy are ya? .... ain’t funny!

 

[BrobaFapp]

I am a big ‘ole boy, how big an old boy are ya? .... ain’t funny!

you gonna be there all day

 

[Smootus]

you gonna be there all day

Amazing so many don’t know the brilliance of Roy T Mercer!

 

[BrobaFapp]

Amazing so many don’t know the brilliance of Roy T Mercer!

we used to listen to him all the time back in college during the 90s

one my favorites. Cemetery Jack