A few simple rules to follow--
Wipe your feet before entering Austin. This isn't the bayou.
Cops here don't have a sense of humor. At all. Not even a little.
Bring all the shrimp, crawfish, sausage and oysters you can. There will be plenty of folks willing to trade you out some moist brisket for a plate of jambalaya. Leave the gator tail and turtle stew back home.
We know all the stupid corn dog jokes so avoid smelling like corn dogs.
"Dem Der" is not French. Drunk coon asses speaking French is humorous though.
Boudin balls. It's what's for breakfast.
There will be dudes dressed like chicks. You can't point and laugh but staring is allowed.
Do not accept car rides from Vince Young-- it should go without saying at this point but... never know.
Please no mention of aggy. They've annoyed you since November. They've been annoying us since 1883. Do the math.
Bring a razor-- some of our less attractive chicks, which will be in LSU fans wheelhouse, don't shave their legs. It's a hippie/progressive/liberal thing--- we don't get it either---????
Don't be offended if someone asks you if your gumbo is vegetarian. Again, it's a hippie thing.
If you're hungry for tacos--- anywhere but Torchy's. Bleh!
And finally, if we run you off the field like we did Georgia in January, show some class. Don't be like OU or Ohio state.
Enjoy