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Official Noble and Virtuous Scholar Athletes vs. Dirt Burglars Game Thread...

Bet the ref didn’t even take a look at the step out of bounds. Just the catch and to see if receiver’s foot was in bounds. Major whiff and momentum changer. 🖕🤨
 
That's what I'm talking about!! Gotta get some turn overs and make them pay! 21-7! Hell yes! OU won't be able to keep up on the scoreboard today! 🤘
 
Shhhhhhhhhhhh.......

Everybody keep it down in here. Clob is asleep and appears to be having a wonderful dream about a Texas football team that actually knows how to play football, and are kicking the living sh!t out of Oklahoma right now.

Do not wake him.
 
Noticed something about this team, especially on D. They don’t go all bat sh*t crazy and beat their chests when they make a big play. That’s coaching and discipline right there.
 
Reporter: "Coach Sark, tell the truth, how much did it cost to rent the Alabama team and dress them in burnt orange?"

Sark: "Dang it! I thought I got away with it!"
 
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