Official Texas vs Rapelor (allegedly) thread

[clob94]

He got away with that....

 

[brushycreekhorn]

Pathetic D

 

[4MNChampsHorn]

Spy.............. what's that mean.............

Assign 1 defensive player to shadow the QB's movement and not drop into pass coverage.

 

[swVAHorn]

Assign 1 defensive player to shadow the QB's movement and not drop into pass coverage.

I think he was being sarcastic

 

[gordo107]

Well crap, where is James Bond when you need him.

 

[freeper]

I for one am glad to see how much improved we are on tackling...../s

 

[swVAHorn]

The Texas linebackers are so overrated it ain't funny

 

[clob94]

Assign 1 defensive player to shadow the QB's movement and not drop into pass coverage.

Errrrr...... ummmmm........ we need to invent a smiley face for sarcasm..... or I'm fvcked....

Nope..... nothing really fits...

 

[clob94]

That looked sofa king wee tarded.


Can we run a proper play there shane......

 

[swVAHorn]

Texas literally has 4 plays

 

[DrinkToIt]

Wow...just.wow..this defense makes me want to club a baby seal.

Savage.

 

[freeper]

Errrrr...... ummmmm........ we need to invent a smiley face for sarcasm..... or I'm fvcked....

Nope..... nothing really fits...

Would make my life easier too...that's why I have to resort to the old /s command line from computer days of yore....

 

[clob94]

I've come to the conclusion that if our defensive players were not heterosexual, they would definitely be catching rather than pitching.

 

[clob94]

A guy named "Furbacher" just made us look silly......

 

[Belldozer1]

Now Texas can't stop Baylor run game with Williams

 

[gordo107]

Seth Russel wants this game more than anyone on UT does. That really pisses me off. Someone other than Foreman needs to step up.

 

[freeper]

Charlie, your coaching epitaph may well read: "Fired because he couldn't make a coaching adjustment during a game to save his life"....

 

[swVAHorn]

Charlie, your coaching epitaph may well read: "Fired because he couldn't make a coaching adjustment during a game to save his life"....

Perfect statement of truth

 

[clob94]

Charlie, your coaching epitaph may well read: "Fired because he couldn't make a coaching adjustment during a game to save his life"....

What's an in game coaching adjustment..........?

 

[swVAHorn]

What's an in game coaching adjustment..........?

I truly believe a good high school staff would do better at Texas than what is there now.

 

[freeper]

Mohammad H. tap-dancin' prophet on a crutch!!! Does Traylor not tell these bastiges to down the freaking kickoff when they're in the endzone????

 

[4MNChampsHorn]

Dammit. I miss the days when Texas would leading 40-0 by now and playing their backups.

 

[4MNChampsHorn]

Mohammad H. tap-dancin' prophet on a crutch!!! Does Traylor not tell these bastiges to down the freaking kickoff when they're in the endzone????

It should be automatic. I don't understand it.

 

[4MNChampsHorn]

It appears that the tide is turning in favor of Baylor now.

 

[gordo107]

I don't care what you say, we are not running Baylors offense. We may run plays quickly, but it seems to be the same running play over and over. That is execpt for our vaunted 18 wheeler pkg.

 

[swVAHorn]

This defense couldn't tackle my grandfather

 

[brushycreekhorn]

Seth Russell over 100. Brutal.

 

[swVAHorn]

Show Strong the door tonight. He was a huge mistake and many of us said it early.

 

[clob94]

This defense couldn't tackle my grandfather

It was a nice try..... but you've got to come up with something more outlandish..... now if your gramps were dead, then you could've gone with "this defense couldn't tackle my grandpa.....and he's dead!"...... THEN we chuckle because you've given a superbly extreme example of absurdity.

Try again my friend....

 

[dj701919]

Our guys tackle like they're playing rugby. They run up to ball carrier and try to hug him and pull him down to the ground.

We need to invite Derrick Johnson to come in and teach proper tackling techniques.

 

[clob94]

That was a keanu reeves bullet dodge right there with that fumble.

 

[dj701919]

We need a "you gotta be fvcking kidding me" emoticon.

 

[freeper]

At this point I'm willing to believe that the French Army defense of 1940 was better than ours today....either that or let's just nickname Seth "Panzer" Russell....

 

[clob94]

Foreman landed on those ribs he hurt in dallas. Bruised ribs hurt like a mother fvcker.

 

[clob94]

Griese just said swoopes was giving a blow to foreman.

Get your head out of the gutter man!