Official Texas vs Rapelor (allegedly) thread

[Cotton #12]

Foreman has run for 215 yards today,what a horse.

 

[Oldmanastro]

A statement that should be illegal: Our RBI has 215 yards rushing, and we are losing.

 

[swVAHorn]

It was a nice try..... but you've got to come up with something more outlandish..... now if your gramps were dead, then you could've gone with "this defense couldn't tackle my grandpa.....and he's dead!"...... THEN we chuckle because you've given a superbly extreme example of absurdity.

Try again my friend....

My grandfather is dead

 

[dj701919]

I don't know what I would think, if I was Kyle Porter and Swoopes was getting snaps at TB ahead of me.

 

[madcow12]

C'mon UT.....I still believe....beat RapeU

 

[swVAHorn]

Texas is playing hard....just need to not be so predictable on offense....and tackle on defense

 

[gordo107]

Texas is playing hard....just need to not be so predictable on offense....and tackle on defense

And scoring would help

 

[4MNChampsHorn]

Baylor has 520 yards of offense

 

[gordo107]

How many turn overs has the D gotten last few games and how many points did the O deliver?

 

[clob94]

My grandfather is dead

Both mine are too...... and our defense STILL couldn't tackle them both!!!

 

[4MNChampsHorn]

Haines...another Texas tackling GIF

 

[freeper]

So Seth "Panzer" Russell doesn't just do Wehrmacht impersonations...apparently he can mimic the Luftwaffe too with that airborne leap....and a trail of burnt orange corpses in his wake....

 

[swVAHorn]

Texas does not run the Baylor offense. They run 4 or 5 plays of the Baylor offense.

 

[clob94]

Seth Russell has whipped out his c0ck and mushroom stamped every guy on our defense multiple times. Seriously, we look like we are on the receiving end of a gang bang bukkake filmed in high Def.

 

[clob94]

So Seth "Panzer" Russell doesn't just do Wehrmacht impersonations...apparently he can mimic the Luftwaffe too with that airborne leap....and a trail of burnt orange corpses in his wake....

Stop! You're killing me! If you start with the Manfred von Richtoven jokes I'm going to shart myself.

 

[4MNChampsHorn]

That hurdle by Russell reminded me of a GIF from the Texas-OU game. Texas players knocked to the ground and hurdled by the ball carrier on 1 play.

 

[dj701919]

Seth Russell has whipped out his c0ck and mushroom stamped every guy on our defense multiple times. Seriously, we look like we are on the receiving end of a gang bang bukkake filmed in high Def.

You have issues.

 

[4MNChampsHorn]

Total offense: Baylor 560, Texas 411. 1st downs: Baylor 28, Texas 15

 

[clob94]

You have issues.

You're just pissed that I found a way to work in the word "bukkake" before you did....

 

[clob94]

I think I'm drunk..... did we just throw to the middle of the field...??

 

[4MNChampsHorn]

Pass in the middle of the field!

 

[freeper]

Stop! You're killing me! If you start with the Manfred von Richtoven jokes I'm going to shart myself.

Stop! You're killing me! If you start with the Manfred von Richtoven jokes I'm going to shart myself.

Well if Russell were von Richtofen, we would be playing the part of some fat, slow French observation balloons....

 

[Belldozer1]

Is Foreman hurt? Is that why they ran Swoopes on the goal line?

 

[dj701919]

Don't do it.

 

[freeper]

Dear Lord...can we puhleeeeeeeeeze acknowledge that the 18 Wheeler Package is a thing of the past?

 

[madcow12]

I can't wait for swoopes to graduate....

 

[dj701919]

He grabbed his face mask.

 

[clob94]

I've figured out the 18 wheeler game plan....

When we really, really, really, really, really need a td on the goal line to win the game, we'll finally throw it and it will be glorious.

 

[clob94]

Did the Michigan defense just arrive and change clothes with our defense??

Jesus.... how much is that going to cost?

 

[clob94]

Foreman isn't going to be able to make it to 6th Street tonight. Or tomorrow night....

 

[Belldozer1]

Strong has Baylor's number just like last year

 

[swVAHorn]

Made a play!!

 

[4MNChampsHorn]

Barn burner in progress...606 yards offense vs 506 offense.

 

[clob94]

My spider sense is telling me that ya'll butt holes are puckered up tighter than dickies hat band right now....

 

[BringBackRoyal]

Don't leave them too much time, please.