***OFFICIAL Texas vs The Fighting Bill Clintons game thread***

[LAY THE WOODY]

I want to by the Oline some gifts. I'm tord between pink tutus and matador capes. The tutus might obstruct their ability to ass bang themselves with dildos-- so I'm leaning toward the matador capes.

Thanks a whole hellava lot sumbitch. I won't be able to sleep tonight now.

 

[clob94]

Yeah but our Twitter short vids of guys drip on point. Lol

No sh!t right? We are top 5 tiktok and Twitter dance moves.

 

[weevilcatch]

What does Arky have to play for the rest of the year? This is as good as it will ever get for them

 

[clob94]

Why is Card still in? He's clearly not up to the challenge. He's further in over his head than a miniature Charlie Strong in a swimming pool.



Aaaaaaand they scored again.

 

[HarryBuffalo]

Do we pin this loss on covid and move on?


Asking for Joe Biden.

It appears to be the Moo variant.

 

[LonghornMM]

Pin the loss on Texas is a dumpster fire.

 

[freeper]

As our good friends the Chinese would say......

"We're frucked..."

 

[LonghornMM]

Card ain’t the guy.

 

[2300 Nueces]

I'm out. Pathetic. Card is not the answer.

Sark after dark.

 

[Bevo1979]

Apparently Casey Thompson is in the transfer portal already? Can anyone confirm this?

 

[HarryBuffalo]

defense is the only reason it’s not 40-7

It may soon be 40-7

 

[T_R_U_T_H]

Nowwww we wanna bring out Casey Thompson...🙄

 

[clob94]

Kool-aid drinkers--- donde estas?

 

[LonghornMM]

Texas should join CUSA.

 

[GuaranteedFresh!]

Td piggies. Yep, I'm done watching this shit show. We are an overhyped shit team getting stomped by another shit team. Here comes Casey. I'll watch him then done.

 

[HarryBuffalo]

Must be seeing double… either #11 is in the game, or… I’m cut off. 😵‍💫

 

[UTGrad87]

Thank God I still enjoy taking a nice sheet! Cause I don't enjoy Texas football anymore.

 

[clob94]

Td piggies. Yep, I'm done watching this shit show. We are an overhyped shit team getting stomped by another shit team. Here comes Casey. I'll watch him then done.

He's moving the ball.

 

[HarryBuffalo]

All brakes. No gas. 🙄

 

[LongfellowDrew]

Welp.

 

[dj701919]

Number 55 from Arkansas has been treating C Jones like a ragdoll all night.

 

[HarryBuffalo]

Bring on RICE!!!

 

[LonghornMM]

The state of Texas hasn’t had a nationally relevant team since 2009. We tout our state as the best in HS FB, but no college teams are competitive nationally.

 

[LongfellowDrew]

Shitting on Brown looks bad after all! Back to the drawing board.

 

[LongfellowDrew]

The state of Texas hasn’t had a nationally relevant team since 2009. We tout our state as the best in HS FB, but no college teams are competitive nationally.

Yes and no. How many NC teams have Texas players starting? Times have changed UT isn’t the premier school.

 

[clob94]

Not to fear-- Sark is going to dual up a 19 point play. I have faith........

 

[LAY THE WOODY]

Not to fear-- Sark is going to dual up a 19 point play. I have faith........

Lotta time left.

 

[GORME]

That's Ike saying Biden himself is going back for the Americans stranded. Lol

 

[weevilcatch]

Defense has now quit

 

[freeper]

Where's Alfred Collins?

getting trucked by Arky running backs....

 

[LAY THE WOODY]

That's Ike saying Biden himself is going back for the Americans stranded. Lol

Frickin awsome post brother.

 

[clob94]

Lotta time left.

Yes, Lotta time left for arky to rush for more than 309 yards and score more touchdowns.

 

[Drtxhorn]

We’re a long long long long way from being a good football team

 

[Bevo1979]

Wow laughing out loud. We cant tackle for sh##. Sark waited too long to pull Card. This is really embarrassing look for Texas. We don't deserve to be ranked.

 

[hookem777]

Well I won't watch another game this season. Gg boys. Same ole fking texas