***OFFICIAL Texas vs The Fighting Bill Clintons game thread***

[weevilcatch]

Finally. Still a two score game though.

Puzzled why we didn’t go for 2…

XP it’s a 2 possession game. Miss 2pt it’s a 2 possession game. Get two point it’s a one possession game.

everyone can do the math of course, but if always go for 2 down 16 no matter the time of game. Doesn’t make sense otherwise.

 

[hookem777]

Puzzled why we didn’t go for 2…

XP it’s a 2 possession game. Miss 2pt it’s a 2 possession game. Get two point it’s a one possession game.

everyone can do the math of course, but if always go for 2 down 16 no matter the time of game. Doesn’t make sense otherwise.

Because mensa

 

[LAY THE WOODY]

Boys, I sure do like BJ's.

You musta hooked up with my schlob knobbin ex wife. She could litterally suck yer offspring out of ya. Good luck.

 

[Drtxhorn]

Just need to give the ball to Bijan the rest of the 2nd half

 

[clob94]

Just as I'm getting ready to praise our defense, we get gashed for 44 yards and then gashed again for 1st and goal.

 

[brushycreekhorn]

I think we need to get back into the weight room.

 

[clob94]

Sark has that double crown and coke look in his eyes.

 

[clob94]

I think we need to get back into the weight room.

We are getting run over by a 175 pound freshman running back. The weight room ship has sailed.

 

[Oldmanastro]

Sark has that double crown and coke look in his eyes.

Dude.

 

[weevilcatch]

We aren’t tough football players. Just plain and simple.

 

[hookem777]

TRASH

 

[UTGrad87]

You musta hooked up with my schlob knobbin ex wife. She could litterally suck yer offspring out of ya. Good luck.

I was referring to the interception . . . but I like where you're going with that!

 

[dj701919]

yeah, that’s not me. I said this would be tough.

Barry Odom is not doing anything exotic. 5 in the box 1st and 2nd. 3 man rush on 3rd. These players can’t match the intensity of Arky. That’s a problem man. They’re tougher than us. And play faster than us. That’s a problem.

It has been the same story for 12 years now.
We do not play like our hair is on fire. We play with zero edge.

No dawgs.

 

[GuaranteedFresh!]

لاعبنا يعرف الآن كيف يكون الأمر مثل أن يكون فتى باشا في أفغانستان.

😆😆😆😆

 

[HarryBuffalo]

Has Card hit the long ball yet? Week 2. Asking for a friend.

 

[clob94]

Yank card. It's time.

 

[clob94]

Dude.

Too soon?

 

[weevilcatch]

Thompson is the deep ball guy. Wish we could put that attribute on Card. Then we’d really have something

 

[RainyTX81]

Time to see Thompson

 

[UTGrad87]

3 lesbian nuns walk into a bar . . .

 

[GORME]

Tom Herman 2.0. No adjustments.

 

[freeper]

Mohammad H. tap-dancing' prophet on a crutch!!! My screen door would do a better job slowing down this Arky d-line....

 

[clob94]

Tom Herman 2.0. No adjustments.

Aka Charlie Strong 3.0

 

[weevilcatch]

Tom Herman 2.0. No adjustments.

Gonna be honest. Really hard to make adjustments when you have a shitty OL

 

[gordo107]

O line sucks.... d line isn't far behind.

 

[LAY THE WOODY]

3 lesbian nuns walk into a bar . . .

Thought lesbian was a given?

 

[HarryBuffalo]

Yank card. It's time.

Yank the whole defense. It’s past time.

 

[dj701919]

Where's Alfred Collins?

 

[clob94]

I want to buy the Oline some gifts. I'm tord between pink tutus and matador capes. The tutus might obstruct their ability to ass bang themselves with dildos-- so I'm leaning toward the matador capes.

 

[LonghornMM]

Just flat out ****ing embarrassing. For this kind of bullshit, Texas should still have Herman as HC. This team is a looong way from being competitive on a national level. There goes our recruiting class.

 

[Hoookem722]

They are just kicking our asses in the trenches on both sides of the ball.

 

[weevilcatch]

Yank the whole defense. It’s past time.

defense is the only reason it’s not 40-7

 

[GORME]

They are just kicking our asses in the trenches on both sides of the ball.

Yeah but our Twitter short vids of guys drip on point. Lol

 

[clob94]

Do we pin this loss on covid and move on?


Asking for Joe Biden.

 

[JonBinge]

I thought our d line was supposed to be good? Awful