***OFFICIAL Texas vs The Fighting Bill Clintons game thread***

[hookem777]

TRASH

 

[UTGrad87]

You musta hooked up with my schlob knobbin ex wife. She could litterally suck yer offspring out of ya. Good luck.

I was referring to the interception . . . but I like where you're going with that!

 

[dj701919]

yeah, that’s not me. I said this would be tough.

Barry Odom is not doing anything exotic. 5 in the box 1st and 2nd. 3 man rush on 3rd. These players can’t match the intensity of Arky. That’s a problem man. They’re tougher than us. And play faster than us. That’s a problem.

It has been the same story for 12 years now.
We do not play like our hair is on fire. We play with zero edge.

No dawgs.

 

[GuaranteedFresh!]

لاعبنا يعرف الآن كيف يكون الأمر مثل أن يكون فتى باشا في أفغانستان.

😆😆😆😆

 

[HarryBuffalo]

Has Card hit the long ball yet? Week 2. Asking for a friend.

 

[clob94]

Yank card. It's time.

 

[clob94]

Dude.

Too soon?

 

[weevilcatch]

Thompson is the deep ball guy. Wish we could put that attribute on Card. Then we’d really have something

 

[RainyTX81]

Time to see Thompson

 

[UTGrad87]

3 lesbian nuns walk into a bar . . .

 

[GORME]

Tom Herman 2.0. No adjustments.

 

[freeper]

Mohammad H. tap-dancing' prophet on a crutch!!! My screen door would do a better job slowing down this Arky d-line....

 

[clob94]

Tom Herman 2.0. No adjustments.

Aka Charlie Strong 3.0

 

[weevilcatch]

Tom Herman 2.0. No adjustments.

Gonna be honest. Really hard to make adjustments when you have a shitty OL

 

[gordo107]

O line sucks.... d line isn't far behind.

 

[LAY THE WOODY]

3 lesbian nuns walk into a bar . . .

Thought lesbian was a given?

 

[HarryBuffalo]

Yank card. It's time.

Yank the whole defense. It’s past time.

 

[dj701919]

Where's Alfred Collins?

 

[clob94]

I want to buy the Oline some gifts. I'm tord between pink tutus and matador capes. The tutus might obstruct their ability to ass bang themselves with dildos-- so I'm leaning toward the matador capes.

 

[LonghornMM]

Just flat out ****ing embarrassing. For this kind of bullshit, Texas should still have Herman as HC. This team is a looong way from being competitive on a national level. There goes our recruiting class.

 

[Hoookem722]

They are just kicking our asses in the trenches on both sides of the ball.

 

[weevilcatch]

Yank the whole defense. It’s past time.

defense is the only reason it’s not 40-7

 

[GORME]

They are just kicking our asses in the trenches on both sides of the ball.

Yeah but our Twitter short vids of guys drip on point. Lol

 

[clob94]

Do we pin this loss on covid and move on?


Asking for Joe Biden.

 

[JonBinge]

I thought our d line was supposed to be good? Awful

 

[LAY THE WOODY]

I want to by the Oline some gifts. I'm tord between pink tutus and matador capes. The tutus might obstruct their ability to ass bang themselves with dildos-- so I'm leaning toward the matador capes.

Thanks a whole hellava lot sumbitch. I won't be able to sleep tonight now.

 

[clob94]

Yeah but our Twitter short vids of guys drip on point. Lol

No sh!t right? We are top 5 tiktok and Twitter dance moves.

 

[weevilcatch]

What does Arky have to play for the rest of the year? This is as good as it will ever get for them

 

[clob94]

Why is Card still in? He's clearly not up to the challenge. He's further in over his head than a miniature Charlie Strong in a swimming pool.



Aaaaaaand they scored again.

 

[HarryBuffalo]

Do we pin this loss on covid and move on?


Asking for Joe Biden.

It appears to be the Moo variant.