***Official TEXAS vs Up Your Funnel Iowa St*** thread

[Hoookem722]

That was on Jaylon Ford

 

[westx]

Well kids---- iowa state didn't come here to play "smell my finger".

Just curious if you invited your girlfriend's Iowa relatives over for the game. joking.

 

[Hoookem722]

Bijan is such a great player but sometimes he’s tries to do to much.

 

[dj701919]

They do not miss tackles.

 

[clob94]

Hmmmm...... Iowa st seems to be putting pressure on Ewers and forcing him into bail out throws when he's pressured.

 

[clob94]

Just curious if you invited your girlfriend's Iowa relatives over for the game. joking.

Work friend-- but no. Those two nasty mother fvckers aren't even allowed in the front gate.

 

[Hoookem722]

he was wide ****ing open Quinn!!!

 

[Texasguy115]

Ewers looking like a 19 yo freshman today. This is not his best game.

 

[Hoookem722]

Why are we not bringing more pressure?

 

[dj701919]

I swear. Why do QBs look like warm dogshit against other teams and AA's vs Texas?

 

[Oldmanastro]

LFG!!

 

[hookem777]

Sark needs to calm quinn. Get short easy passes going. Not everything has to be 20+ yards

 

[clob94]

Everybody take notes---
This is what it looks like when you have superior talent but are being out coached.

Iowa state coaching staff is kicking our ass right now. But for some individual play on defense, we'd be down 2 tds.

This is piss poor coaching by our offense right now. We should be up 21-7.

Piss piss piss poor play calling.

 

[dj701919]

Campbell cannot beat out Connor, Hutson, or Majors?

 

[HarryBuffalo]

43 yrds… offense has only 43 yrds and we’re half way thru the 2nd qtr. 🫣

 

[clob94]

Sark..... cover your fvcking mouth. I can read your lips and the play call.

 

[clob94]

There you go Cuero.

 

[HarryBuffalo]

X! 🙌🏻

 

[Hoookem722]

Hell of a drive. We needed that badly!

 

[Drtxhorn]

Here comes the avalanche. Just needed to get the first points on the board. Iowa State you had your chances and I have a feeling we’re going to pummel em now.

 

[clob94]

Hell of a drive. We needed that badly!

Yup. Now we need a 3 and out and another fast paced drive.

 

[freeper]

Sorry boys...the poor start was on me....I hadn't broken down and opened a Dr. Pepper. Now I have....and liberally laced it with some Wild Turkey....

 

[clob94]

What a stick!

 

[hookem777]

I'll miss rojo

 

[clob94]

Sorry boys...the poor start was on me....I hadn't broken down and opened a Dr. Pepper. Now I have....and liberally laced it with some Wild Turkey....

Gobble gobble mon petite chou chou

 

[clob94]

We gonna have to start bracket covering 8.

 

[hookem777]

No sacks today

 

[clob94]

Gonna get that ball back with about 3:40 to go. Need a TD.

 

[dj701919]

We can't get pressure against 1 of the worst olines in cfb.

 

[hookem777]

So go up 14-7 at half...get the ball next half first. Hopefully Quinn is awake

 

[Hoookem722]

We can't get pressure against 1 of the worst olines in cfb.

That’s why bad QBs look good against our defense. They have all day to throw.

 

[weevilcatch]

Quinn will have struggles. As I stated before we’ll find out if he is elite or just above average these next few weeks. If he can adjust in game and figure out how to do enough to win we know he’s elite. If not, he’s just extremely talented with room to grow

 

[weevilcatch]

Oh good. Karic in as a TE so he can suck blocking more

 

[Hoookem722]

This is piss poor clock management by Sark

 

[weevilcatch]

Not a fan of these last two plays. Slow developing run plays