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Official Who will be the opponent in the Big 12 Championship Game Thread

Hey Bell, is it true that DG is a homosexual? Nothing wrong with being gay, of course. Just thought I’d ask since you’re pretty well plugged into him.
I heard he was looking at transferring to aggy. Makes sense now.
 
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Here’s something to ponder @burto, one was expected to be a front runner, one wasn’t ever supposed to be considered as a hopeful, you decide which is which
Nothing to ponder at all. I never viewed Quinn as a Heisman contender and never said such.

You, on the other hand, were intentionally annoying AF about the “Hawaiian southpaw” winning the Heisman every chance you got.

Quit changing the subject and just admit that your annoying schtick blew up in your face on more than a few occasions this year. It happens. Own it. Move on. Or don’t. Idgaf. Just stop spinning things around like you alone were anything but wrong in your outlandish predictions about your boy. Or keep spinning. The irrefutable facts are NOT in your favor here and never will be.
 
Play at Miss St. or play at OU? hmm that's a tough one link?
from Jackson's dad
“It doesn't affect Jackson, He plays for OU." fire extinguished LOL
Improve your troll game oldmanastro if you want to get my attention
Sweet! I’ve made bells troll list! 😅
 
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Here’s something to ponder @burto, one was expected to be a front runner, one wasn’t ever supposed to be considered as a hopeful, you decide which is which
One has his team at 11-1 and playing for a conference championship and an outside shot at the CFP. The other is going to be playing in the Alamo Bowl because they lost 2 games they should have won. You decide which is which. Team results >>> Individual awards.
 
Bell, the hairy ape is gone, Lebby, correct? Seth Littrell gonna be the new OC. Do you like him?
 
I think Gundy is 9-3 against Texas in the last 12 games. For whatever reason, the Longhorns don't get in his head like the Gooners do.
I'm tempted to make a poop slap wager. Where do you live?
 
That’s such a Longwhorn thing to do. You sound like a Gooner at UTN.
Were you an abused child? Did you have a sneaky Uncle?
Did your mother not breast feed you?

Surely there's an explanation for why you lack the ability to engage is some comical, light hearted football banter.

Oh wait-- upon further review- you spelled it Longwhorn...... this means you think you went to school in Blenn-Bryan-College-Station.
I say that simply because you couldn't have gone to Oklahoma St or you'd be writing in grunts or either using hand or smoke signals.

So- which is it? Did mommy reject you, daddy beat you or uncle touch you?
 
That’s such a Longwhorn thing to do. You sound like a Gooner at UTN.
aww look at the cutie little tard using the word longwhorn...I bet you use horns down when youre not even playing us too. Pathetic. Take your my penis is a inni ass out of here.
 
Disappointing to say the least but I believe Venables has OU trending upwards. Texas should throttle OSU

Where is Ewers on the Heisman list @burnto? The Sark curse strikes again huh?
i mean our DT is higher on the Heisman list than your Hawaiian roll or w/e
 
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Were you an abused child? Did you have a sneaky Uncle?
Did your mother not breast feed you?

Surely there's an explanation for why you lack the ability to engage is some comical, light hearted football banter.

Oh wait-- upon further review- you spelled it Longwhorn...... this means you think you went to school in Blenn-Bryan-College-Station.
I say that simply because you couldn't have gone to Oklahoma St or you'd be writing in grunts or either using hand or smoke signals.

So- which is it? Did mommy reject you, daddy beat you or uncle touch you?
Fortunately, none of the above. No abuse, no weird uncle and, frankly, no idea about the breast feeding. Too long ago. However, that might explain why I found it so appealing as an adult. Kinda like a howling in the distance. And Longwhorn was spelled correctly. Is there another spelling?

Back to football, you guys are always favorites against us. And rightfully so. You clearly have the better talent. And I believe the 11 point spread is about right. But as we all know, that hasn't meant jackshit when it comes to the longwhorn program...or our game with you. We're 9-3 against you in the last 12 years, I believe. And full disclosure, we never know from game to game which Cowboy team will show up. If the good one shows up, then we'll likely beat you. If not, I could working in the yard after halftime. For whatever reason though, I like our chances. This team is unusually different.

Isn't your overall record over the last decade or so about .500 DESPITE having a top 5 class every year? Think about that. So incredibly little success with such an embarrassing amount of talent and money. However, I do like Sarkisian. He was a great hire. Seems like a good guy who has tamed the litter of prima donnas and removed the entitlement virus that has infected your program for a long time. You'll have much more immediate success in the SEC than UTN will have.

I'm going to give you a pass simply because the gal in your photo is so hot. At least you got that going for you. And that's something.
 
Fortunately, none of the above. No abuse, no weird uncle and, frankly, no idea about the breast feeding. Too long ago. However, that might explain why I found it so appealing as an adult. Kinda like a howling in the distance. And Longwhorn was spelled correctly. Is there another spelling?

Back to football, you guys are always favorites against us. And rightfully so. You clearly have the better talent. And I believe the 11 point spread is about right. But as we all know, that hasn't meant jackshit when it comes to the longwhorn program...or our game with you. We're 9-3 against you in the last 12 years, I believe. And full disclosure, we never know from game to game which Cowboy team will show up. If the good one shows up, then we'll likely beat you. If not, I could working in the yard after halftime. For whatever reason though, I like our chances. This team is unusually different.

Isn't your overall record over the last decade or so about .500 DESPITE having a top 5 class every year? Think about that. So incredibly little success with such an embarrassing amount of talent and money. However, I do like Sarkisian. He was a great hire. Seems like a good guy who has tamed the litter of prima donnas and removed the entitlement virus that has infected your program for a long time. You'll have much more immediate success in the SEC than UTN will have.

I'm going to give you a pass simply because the gal in your photo is so hot. At least you got that going for you. And that's something.
shut up bitch. Come back after the game and take your beating.
 
No worries. I'm not oblivious to the task ahead. However, all the pressure is on you. Not us.
Cracking Up Lol GIF by Rodney Dangerfield
 
Bell, the hairy ape is gone, Lebby, correct? Seth Littrell gonna be the new OC. Do you like him?
He dId very well at both N. Carolina and N. Texas re: offense. OU should be in good shape. Just need more big linemen on both sides.
 
I think it's going to be OSU. I bet BYU gets a big lead but then the game goes into overtime and OSU ends up winning on a fumble recovery in double OT. I could end up being wrong.
 
Fortunately, none of the above. No abuse, no weird uncle and, frankly, no idea about the breast feeding. Too long ago. However, that might explain why I found it so appealing as an adult. Kinda like a howling in the distance. And Longwhorn was spelled correctly. Is there another spelling?

Back to football, you guys are always favorites against us. And rightfully so. You clearly have the better talent. And I believe the 11 point spread is about right. But as we all know, that hasn't meant jackshit when it comes to the longwhorn program...or our game with you. We're 9-3 against you in the last 12 years, I believe. And full disclosure, we never know from game to game which Cowboy team will show up. If the good one shows up, then we'll likely beat you. If not, I could working in the yard after halftime. For whatever reason though, I like our chances. This team is unusually different.

Isn't your overall record over the last decade or so about .500 DESPITE having a top 5 class every year? Think about that. So incredibly little success with such an embarrassing amount of talent and money. However, I do like Sarkisian. He was a great hire. Seems like a good guy who has tamed the litter of prima donnas and removed the entitlement virus that has infected your program for a long time. You'll have much more immediate success in the SEC than UTN will have.

I'm going to give you a pass simply because the gal in your photo is so hot. At least you got that going for you. And that's something.
You're new around here so I'm going to go easy, talk slow and use really small words.
For future reference though, when you come down here to the Dungeon, it would behoove you to first introduce yourself, show a modicum of respect and then address your thoughts, issues or grievances with the topic at hand and THEN serve and volley.
Drive by sh!t posting- unwarranted sophomoric insults and overall clownshoe behavior doesn't typically fly around here- and it's a quick way to go from the Dungeon to the Pit.
In short, you're a guest- and there's a right way to announce your arrival.

Next topic- I noticed you chose to cherry pick from the last 12 years of our series. 9 and 3 in favor of osu. Why did you stop at just 12 years? I only ask because it's very aggy-esque of you to do this.
Why not the previous record of 23 and 2 in favor of Texas? The series total is 26-11. Or the fact that Texas beat osu 12 years in a row at one point-- you seemed to totally gloss over that.
Remember the first year of the Big 12 when we dunked on you to the tune of 71 points? I do. Vividly. In surround sound.

You've also chosen an era (the last 12 years) where Texas, as a program, has been at its lowest point in our regal HISTORY.

So congrats, I guess, on taking 2nd tier talent and coaching them up with a pretty good coach and staff, then putting a product out on the field that beat us a few times during the doldrums of our athletic program. Should we engrave you a plaque?

And yes, we are rich. Richer than the Catholic Church. And yes we have had our share of HORRIBLE coaching hires. We've also had our share of spoiled athletes. It happens when you're so filthy rich in oil money, and tech money, and water money, and cancer money and more oil money and even more oil money- sometimes you end up with a few brats at the ranch. Money doesn't guarantee class or pedigree- just look at Anderson Cooper.

As far as you giving me a pass, let's be clear while being polite-- you walked into this neighborhood. One I'm a part of. Your pass has no currency around here. No offense--- and yes she is hot. I wouldn't hook up with an ugly pornstar.

Anything else you'd like to prattle on about?
 
You're new around here so I'm going to go easy, talk slow and use really small words.
For future reference though, when you come down here to the Dungeon, it would behoove you to first introduce yourself, show a modicum of respect and then address your thoughts, issues or grievances with the topic at hand and THEN serve and volley.
Drive by sh!t posting- unwarranted sophomoric insults and overall clownshoe behavior doesn't typically fly around here- and it's a quick way to go from the Dungeon to the Pit.
In short, you're a guest- and there's a right way to announce your arrival.

Next topic- I noticed you chose to cherry pick from the last 12 years of our series. 9 and 3 in favor of osu. Why did you stop at just 12 years? I only ask because it's very aggy-esque of you to do this.
Why not the previous record of 23 and 2 in favor of Texas? The series total is 26-11. Or the fact that Texas beat osu 12 years in a row at one point-- you seemed to totally gloss over that.
Remember the first year of the Big 12 when we dunked on you to the tune of 71 points? I do. Vividly. In surround sound.

You've also chosen an era (the last 12 years) where Texas, as a program, has been at its lowest point in our regal HISTORY.

So congrats, I guess, on taking 2nd tier talent and coaching them up with a pretty good coach and staff, then putting a product out on the field that beat us a few times during the doldrums of our athletic program. Should we engrave you a plaque?

And yes, we are rich. Richer than the Catholic Church. And yes we have had our share of HORRIBLE coaching hires. We've also had our share of spoiled athletes. It happens when you're so filthy rich in oil money, and tech money, and water money, and cancer money and more oil money and even more oil money- sometimes you end up with a few brats at the ranch. Money doesn't guarantee class or pedigree- just look at Anderson Cooper.

As far as you giving me a pass, let's be clear while being polite-- you walked into this neighborhood. One I'm a part of. Your pass has no currency around here. No offense--- and yes she is hot. I wouldn't hook up with an ugly pornstar.

Anything else you'd like to prattle on about?
Not sure how to process the "ugly" porn star remark as it begs a question. But I'll pass. Nevertheless, mission accomplished. Nerve hit. Go Pokes!!
 
You're new around here so I'm going to go easy, talk slow and use really small words.
For future reference though, when you come down here to the Dungeon, it would behoove you to first introduce yourself, show a modicum of respect and then address your thoughts, issues or grievances with the topic at hand and THEN serve and volley.
Drive by sh!t posting- unwarranted sophomoric insults and overall clownshoe behavior doesn't typically fly around here- and it's a quick way to go from the Dungeon to the Pit.
In short, you're a guest- and there's a right way to announce your arrival.

Next topic- I noticed you chose to cherry pick from the last 12 years of our series. 9 and 3 in favor of osu. Why did you stop at just 12 years? I only ask because it's very aggy-esque of you to do this.
Why not the previous record of 23 and 2 in favor of Texas? The series total is 26-11. Or the fact that Texas beat osu 12 years in a row at one point-- you seemed to totally gloss over that.
Remember the first year of the Big 12 when we dunked on you to the tune of 71 points? I do. Vividly. In surround sound.

You've also chosen an era (the last 12 years) where Texas, as a program, has been at its lowest point in our regal HISTORY.

So congrats, I guess, on taking 2nd tier talent and coaching them up with a pretty good coach and staff, then putting a product out on the field that beat us a few times during the doldrums of our athletic program. Should we engrave you a plaque?

And yes, we are rich. Richer than the Catholic Church. And yes we have had our share of HORRIBLE coaching hires. We've also had our share of spoiled athletes. It happens when you're so filthy rich in oil money, and tech money, and water money, and cancer money and more oil money and even more oil money- sometimes you end up with a few brats at the ranch. Money doesn't guarantee class or pedigree- just look at Anderson Cooper.

As far as you giving me a pass, let's be clear while being polite-- you walked into this neighborhood. One I'm a part of. Your pass has no currency around here. No offense--- and yes she is hot. I wouldn't hook up with an ugly pornstar.

Anything else you'd like to prattle on about?
But we do have common ground on your jab at Anderson Cooper. Well played.
 
Not sure how to process the "ugly" porn star remark as it begs a question. But I'll pass. Nevertheless, mission accomplished. Nerve hit. Go Pokes!!
So coming in here and getting someone to dress you down a bit is what made your tinklespout hard?

I guess whatever fulfills your kink, man. Who am I to judge.....
 
Hey...on your way out...explain to me those top 5 classes over the last dozen years


Seems like some of that time had Charlie at the helm....don't remember top 5 then... But you are right about generally wasting talent...
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You're new around here so I'm going to go easy, talk slow and use really small words.
For future reference though, when you come down here to the Dungeon, it would behoove you to first introduce yourself, show a modicum of respect and then address your thoughts, issues or grievances with the topic at hand and THEN serve and volley.
Drive by sh!t posting- unwarranted sophomoric insults and overall clownshoe behavior doesn't typically fly around here- and it's a quick way to go from the Dungeon to the Pit.
In short, you're a guest- and there's a right way to announce your arrival.

Next topic- I noticed you chose to cherry pick from the last 12 years of our series. 9 and 3 in favor of osu. Why did you stop at just 12 years? I only ask because it's very aggy-esque of you to do this.
Why not the previous record of 23 and 2 in favor of Texas? The series total is 26-11. Or the fact that Texas beat osu 12 years in a row at one point-- you seemed to totally gloss over that.
Remember the first year of the Big 12 when we dunked on you to the tune of 71 points? I do. Vividly. In surround sound.

You've also chosen an era (the last 12 years) where Texas, as a program, has been at its lowest point in our regal HISTORY.

So congrats, I guess, on taking 2nd tier talent and coaching them up with a pretty good coach and staff, then putting a product out on the field that beat us a few times during the doldrums of our athletic program. Should we engrave you a plaque?

And yes, we are rich. Richer than the Catholic Church. And yes we have had our share of HORRIBLE coaching hires. We've also had our share of spoiled athletes. It happens when you're so filthy rich in oil money, and tech money, and water money, and cancer money and more oil money and even more oil money- sometimes you end up with a few brats at the ranch. Money doesn't guarantee class or pedigree- just look at Anderson Cooper.

As far as you giving me a pass, let's be clear while being polite-- you walked into this neighborhood. One I'm a part of. Your pass has no currency around here. No offense--- and yes she is hot. I wouldn't hook up with an ugly pornstar.

Anything else you'd like to prattle on about?
Damn Clob that is one tough orientation. Why waste it on a Cowboy who won't be around for the next 20 plus years?
 
Fortunately, none of the above. No abuse, no weird uncle and, frankly, no idea about the breast feeding. Too long ago. However, that might explain why I found it so appealing as an adult. Kinda like a howling in the distance. And Longwhorn was spelled correctly. Is there another spelling?

Back to football, you guys are always favorites against us. And rightfully so. You clearly have the better talent. And I believe the 11 point spread is about right. But as we all know, that hasn't meant jackshit when it comes to the longwhorn program...or our game with you. We're 9-3 against you in the last 12 years, I believe. And full disclosure, we never know from game to game which Cowboy team will show up. If the good one shows up, then we'll likely beat you. If not, I could working in the yard after halftime. For whatever reason though, I like our chances. This team is unusually different.

Isn't your overall record over the last decade or so about .500 DESPITE having a top 5 class every year? Think about that. So incredibly little success with such an embarrassing amount of talent and money. However, I do like Sarkisian. He was a great hire. Seems like a good guy who has tamed the litter of prima donnas and removed the entitlement virus that has infected your program for a long time. You'll have much more immediate success in the SEC than UTN will have.

I'm going to give you a pass simply because the gal in your photo is so hot. At least you got that going for you. And that's something.
dude literally nobody here cares what you hate to say. Go away okielite go away.
 
dude literally nobody here cares what you hate to say. Go away okielite go away.
Judging by these replies, I'd say that Saturday has the potential to be a devastating day for you guys. I know the feeling all too well. You wake up Sunday and it just sucks. You lose another game to an inferior opponent just when you thought they had finally righted the ship. I'll repeat myself, the pressure is all on the Longwhorns. Nobody expects us to win. We're now 15 point dogs for crying out loud.
 
Hang on 777. This is 2023. You need to be more sensitive to other fan bases’ needs. OU’s little brother just needs to vent. Even though they’re 1-0 against the land thieves in the last half a season, they’ve still got to overcome that 90-17 record.
 
Judging by these replies, I'd say that Saturday has the potential to be a devastating day for you guys. I know the feeling all too well. You wake up Sunday and it just sucks. You lose another game to an inferior opponent just when you thought they had finally righted the ship. I'll repeat myself, the pressure is all on the Longwhorns. Nobody expects us to win.
Bell, is that you?
 
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