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OT: Autistic boy can remember the score of every Yankee game since 2014

Drtxhorn

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This young man may be the smartest person alive. You can just shout out a random date after 2014 and he'll tell you everything that happened in that Yankees game. If you try and stump him on a day they were off he'll call you out for it. Remarkable!! How anyone could do this is beyond me?

I genuinely can't remember anything and its sad. In terms of memory I'm of the lowest intelligence there is. As a result I'm the worst trivia player alive and I'm constantly losing my TV remotes.

This young man makes me feel worthless.

 
This young man may be the smartest person alive. You can just shout out a random date after 2014 and he'll tell you everything that happened in that Yankees game. If you try and stump him on a day they were off he'll call you out for it. Remarkable!! How anyone could do this is beyond me?

I genuinely can't remember anything and its sad. In terms of memory I'm of the lowest intelligence there is. As a result I'm the worst trivia player alive and I'm constantly losing my TV remotes.

This young man makes me feel worthless.


Did you ever see the movie Rainman? Dustin Hoffman played a man who was an autistic savant. He had a phenomenal memory for things. And yet his character couldn't add or subtract. There are people like this in the world it's a real thing. I'll bet you anything this boy is an autistic savant.
 
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I'm guessing none of you have heard of "little" Ettlinger? His dad was chairman of the Pure Math department for decades. First tenured jewish professor and coached football. My mother's favorite prof. Little was called an idiot savant. Went to Rice, but not original enough for a PhD. Became a chem instructor. Lived in his college, would get lost between the lab and his room.
 
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Can remember my phone number from over sixty years ago, but can't remember my previous cell phone number from a couple of years ago.
 
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Can remember my phone number from over sixty years ago, but can't remember my previous cell phone number from a couple of years ago.

You definitely got CRS okie! Drink a Shiner and call in the morning! The one 60 yrs ago has been implanted permanently and the one 2 yrs ago, has just started the process, thats the way (sic) the Brain works, I found out I remember more shit when I'm drunk than I do sober, its a chemical reaction when the Shiner hits the brain water thus triggering the Brain cells that have been laying dormant for 60 yrs, its like everyone remembers their 1st piece of ass, same difference, in reality we remember what we want to remember and throw the Crow shit aside, thus the older number had more memories attached to it then the cell phone did 2 yrs ago so in real time " Who gives a shit about the 2 yr old cell Number?

Please pay upon receiving Invoice!,,,

TY!
Dr Strangehorn PHD, MD, FACS, Mixolgy Associates Degrees and Shiners Customer of the Year Trophy Winner
 
You definitely got CRS okie! Drink a Shiner and call in the morning! The one 60 yrs ago has been implanted permanently and the one 2 yrs ago, has just started the process, thats the way (sic) the Brain works, I found out I remember more shit when I'm drunk than I do sober, its a chemical reaction when the Shiner hits the brain water thus triggering the Brain cells that have been laying dormant for 60 yrs, its like everyone remembers their 1st piece of ass, same difference, in reality we remember what we want to remember and throw the Crow shit aside, thus the older number had more memories attached to it then the cell phone did 2 yrs ago so in real time " Who gives a shit about the 2 yr old cell Number?

Please pay upon receiving Invoice!,,,

TY!
Dr Strangehorn PHD, MD, FACS, Mixolgy Associates Degrees and Shiners Customer of the Year Trophy Winner
Thanks for the prescription Dr. Strange.
 
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You definitely got CRS okie! Drink a Shiner and call in the morning! The one 60 yrs ago has been implanted permanently and the one 2 yrs ago, has just started the process, thats the way (sic) the Brain works, I found out I remember more shit when I'm drunk than I do sober, its a chemical reaction when the Shiner hits the brain water thus triggering the Brain cells that have been laying dormant for 60 yrs, its like everyone remembers their 1st piece of ass, same difference, in reality we remember what we want to remember and throw the Crow shit aside, thus the older number had more memories attached to it then the cell phone did 2 yrs ago so in real time " Who gives a shit about the 2 yr old cell Number?

Please pay upon receiving Invoice!,,,

TY!
Dr Strangehorn PHD, MD, FACS, Mixolgy Associates Degrees and Shiners Customer of the Year Trophy Winner

I guess you are generally in a remembering state of mind
 
I guess you are generally in a remembering state of mind

At my age all you got is your Best times of your life memories! And the bad ones too,thats why I tell my kids to get out with their families and make some good ones, cause one day thats all you will have to remember your life by, cause people die so fast when you get old it don't matter how much money ya made,or who ya worked for, or where ya went but, who ya spent your time with!
 
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