OT: When I win the lottery tonight..

[Oldmanastro]

Can I become a "BMD"?
I will hire CLOB as my $$ strategist.
I will buy FBH an American made PU (Chevy) Silverado Z71.
I will buy Blue Bell Ice Creamery and shut down both plants in Alabama and OK (they don't deserve them), and get the home plant fixed.
I will buy back all the Ole Mi$$ recruits.

Did I forget anything?

 

[oldhorn2]

I like Tug McGraw's answer when asked what he was going to do with all his money when he signed his first big money free agency contract....." I will spend about 90% on fast women and Irish whiskey....the other 10% I will just waste"

 

[Scholz]

You have a better chance of being struck by lightning while being eaten by a shark after having identical quadruplets who are all left handed.

Not to be a Debbie downer or anything.

 

[oldhorn2]

You have a better chance of being struck by lightning while being eaten by a shark after having identical quadruplets who are all left handed.

Not to be a Debbie downer or anything.

hell....I didnt realize my chances were that good....gonna buy more!

 

[CoachEmUp64]

You have a better chance of being struck by lightning while being eaten by a shark after having identical quadruplets who are all left handed.

Not to be a Debbie downer or anything.

SO YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S A CHANCE

 

[oldhorn2]

SO YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S A CHANCE

Now thats funny!

 

[Oldmanastro]

"I would spend it on hookers and coke".
"But what about your wife?"
"She can be one and do the other....".

 

[diadevic]

What would I do with $1 Billion? Two women at the same time. Office Space.

 

[Scholz]

What would I do with $1 Billion? Two women at the same time. Office Space.

Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

Well, not all chicks.

Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

 

[CoachEmUp64]

Where's Clob at? I'd love to hear what he'd do if he won. haha

And don't put something realistic like invest.

 

[clob94]

Oh my....... buy a private island, and I don't mean some archipelago in the Bahamas that's only sand or some dredged island made by the government in Dubai..... I mean a REAL island. Like Jurassic park sized island. I would declare myself a sovereign nation and then petition the United Nations to recognize me as such. Then after they did, I would declare myself king and institute prima nocta.

I would sway a company like Bacardi or Captain Morgan to build a production facility on my island where we raise sugar cane and produce rum (stupid island has to pay for itself you know) that we then market to the idiots in Hollywood because it's pure "organic" rum that's good for the environment.

Once a year I would sponsor a basketball game between the Harlem Globetrotters and the North Korean All Stars that would be shown on ppv, you know, for good will and what not. I would also start a charitable organization that sponsored young females that were interested in bill fishing realize their dream of catching a marlin. Qualifications for being a benefactor of my organization would be: must be 21 years of age or older, must have ample padding between the collar bones because yanking on that rod all day will wear you out, lower back tattoos are encouraged as well.....

That's just what I'd do with the first 150 million of course.

 

[Son of Wasatch]

I would commission the building of several Rocket ships that would make the trip to Mars. I would send them over with enough supplies to build my own colony. I would then make a deal to send 20 Russian Cosmonauts all women and all beautiful. Then I would fly to Mars and become world ruler for life. I would then start a colony by procreating with all the women there. (Like I don't have enough kids already)

Once my colony is established, I will send for more subjects and my kingdom will be in place.

Or I will donate enough money to have my own statue at DKR.

 

[bubba2023]

You guys planning on winning it too? I guess we will be splitting it up then.

 

[clob94]

Giggles at Wasatch...... you've got enough kids to colonize the galaxy bro.

150 mil gets you an awesome island with all the trimmings. It's going to cost 60 BILLION to get you to Mars. Grab your umbrella cause I'm raining on your Martian parade.

Dr. Nassir al Rasheed once said "all a man really needs is 300 million dollars. Everything after that is just a head ache."

 

[swVAHorn]

You guys planning on winning it too? I guess we will be splitting it up then.

I'm not greedy.....we can split it among all of us on this board and I would still be happy!

 

[oldhorn2]

I just read that you are 500 times MORE likely to win the powerball than you are to fill out a perfect March Madness bracket....damn!....Im in! I only missed that by a little over 50%

 

[Son of Wasatch]

Giggles at Wasatch...... you've got enough kids to colonize the galaxy bro.

150 mil gets you an awesome island with all the trimmings. It's going to cost 60 BILLION to get you to Mars. Grab your umbrella cause I'm raining on your Martian parade.

Dr. Nassir al Rasheed once said "all a man really needs is 300 million dollars. Everything after that is just a head ache."

Stop Peeing on my dreams

 

[ceo_longhorn]

Clob, Sign me up for a mild migraine, that's what, $500 mil?

 

[CoachEmUp64]

Even though I did not win, I did get a kick out of reading y'alls posts!

 

[clob94]

I'm not seeing anything on social media about anybody winning. Anyone hear different?

 

[Falko]

I'm not seeing anything on social media about anybody winning. Anyone hear different?

One winner in Chino Hills CA so far

 

[Son of Wasatch]

Okay

So I bought 3 tickets (I wanted my odds to be 1 in 100,000,000) I picked 18 numbers and I made sure none of the numbers were the same, I wanted to see how many numbers I could hit.

I hit zero.

So from now on I'm playing all or nothing.

 

[Oldmanastro]

One winner in Chino Hills CA so far

3 winners. 1 in CA, 1 in Tenn., and 1 in FL.

Can't buy my list of items....

 

[CoachEmUp64]

I'd still take my 500 mil if I'm one of those 3 winners. Wouldn't be upset at all sharing that. Haha

 

[bubba2023]

I thought for sure I had it in the bag after dropping $10 bucks on tickets.

 

[oldhorn2]

Okay

So I bought 3 tickets (I wanted my odds to be 1 in 100,000,000) I picked 18 numbers and I made sure none of the numbers were the same, I wanted to see how many numbers I could hit.

I hit zero.

So from now on I'm playing all or nothing.

as I understand it...every ticket you buy does not double your chance of winning. I believe the mathmaticians would call it "statistically insignificant" as to your increase in chances. This is why many call the lottery a bi weekly tax on the stupid......of which I was a member

 

[bubba2023]

Going from 1 ticket to 2 will double your chances of winning, but then you would need to go from 2 to 4 to double again. It's still insignificant. There are 292 million number combinations, so each ticket gives you a 1 in 292 million chance. If you have ten tickets you have a 10 in 292 million chance or 1 in 29.2 million. Each ticket you but gives you an additional
0.000000342230% chance of winning.

You would need to buy 2.92 million tickets just to give yourself a 1% chance of winning. When the expected payout reaches a certain point some would argue the $2 is a rational gamble with those odds. Most just rationalize it as paying $2 for the ability to daydream.

 

[MiccoMacey]

Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

Well, not all chicks.

Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

Man, you're making me miss Kizer Soze.

 

[Split-T-Sooner]

Oklahoma says keep your Blue Bell Ice Cream, We prefer Bruam's!