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Texas vs bama predictions

Can anyone tell me the last time we went 3-0 to start the season? Was it 09? ....

Dear Tiny Jesus, in your golden fleece diapers with your tiny, little fat balled up fists... Look, I like the baby version the best. Please be with our Horns and give us this 3-0 start. Give Quinn his Wings and let him sing lead for Lynyrd Skynyrd while we are all piss drunk in the front row screaming TEXAS, FIGHT! AND HOOKEM HORNS!
 
Can anyone tell me the last time we went 3-0 to start the season? Was it 09? ....

Dear Tiny Jesus, in your golden fleece diapers with your tiny, little fat balled up fists... Look, I like the baby version the best. Please be with our Horns and give us this 3-0 start. Give Quinn his Wings and let him sing lead for Lynyrd Skynyrd while we are all piss drunk in the front row screaming TEXAS, FIGHT! AND HOOKEM HORNS!
Surprisingly it was 2011 and 2012. Started 4-0.
 
I didn't say Ewers needs to win the game alone or he fails Saturday. I said he needs to NOT be the weak link. Show flashes and improvement in this big game. Especially if we wants to big a 1st rounder next year. Remember we arnt talking about a sophomore like Colt who will be back for his Junior year. Everyone is talking like this is QE last year at Texas. and if it is..he needs to ball out Saturday.]


Trust me brother..im all team QE
I can see that these NIL deals be contingent on player performance or pay some of that cash back
 
Ok guys

TX 29
AL 27
Carrot top kicks the game winning fb with less than 60 seconds left for the win.
Hookemhorns
 
Really not sure about your QB, and I think you guys might get roughed up in this one. We'll see if your defense holds up.

Yeah yeah 0-49. Keep typing mfs. :)
To be fair, I can see this game going to either extreme. If we can't keep their qb under control, it will be a long day for us. If we maintain discipline and contain their ground game, Texas could be playing in a half empty stadium.

All things considered, I give Alabama a 7pt victory at their home at night. We're getting better but not there just yet.
 
I really hate to say this but in the Rose bowl our offense was off to a good start but that fat guy fell on Colt's shoulder and the game was over.

It happened last year. Same situation and Ewers got knocked out of the game.

If they do it again than it should 11 on 1 against Milroe. 3x in a row is not an accident. I know it's neanderthal but that's the way did back in the day.
 
I really hate to say this but in the Rose bowl our offense was off to a good start but that fat guy fell on Colt's shoulder and the game was over.

It happened last year. Same situation and Ewers got knocked out of the game.

If they do it again than it should 11 on 1 against Milroe. 3x in a row is not an accident. I know it's neanderthal but that's the way did back in the day.
oh if im Sark i tell our guys to go hit and dont worry about penalties. Knock there heads off and teeth down their throats.
 
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We will have to score early. Quiet the crowd. Keep their D on the field. Long sustained drives. We will have to run the ball at some point.
If we can put 38 on the board, I think we can win.
We gotta get 38 pts in T Town on our first night game? Fvck dude. That means they’re within at least 6 pts at 32. Maybe if we had BR and RJ still. So someone has a coming out party if we win this game...
 
We gotta get 38 pts in T Town on our first night game? Fvck dude. That means they’re within at least 6 pts at 32. Maybe if we had BR and RJ still. So someone has a coming out party if we win this game...
Sanders , Mitchell, or Neyor is my pick. Worthy will be doubled all night


also Ethan Burke with his 2nd sack incoming.
 
We gotta get 38 pts in T Town on our first night game? Fvck dude. That means they’re within at least 6 pts at 32. Maybe if we had BR and RJ still. So someone has a coming out party if we win this game...
I think today is going to be someone's moment for the national stage. I don't know why. Maybe I'm wrong. I've been wrong before.
It's just been SO long since a Texas player just ARRIVED on the scene. I think today could be that day.
 
I think today is going to be someone's moment for the national stage. I don't know why. Maybe I'm wrong. I've been wrong before.
It's just been SO long since a Texas player just ARRIVED on the scene. I think today could be that day.
I think Worthy is going to have a monster game.
 
Bama 34 Tx 16. Sark the fraud loses another big one.
Funny how our annointed "quarterback guru" still hasn't taught Quinn to throw a ball beyond 20 years accurately after 2 years of his so-called coaching.
The SEC is going to be very unkind to us until we find the right guy. Blast me all you want but I'm going to be right in the end and I can sleep well at night knowing it.
 
I’ve been saying Texas by 2 TDs all spring and summer, but Quinn still looks lost, and still can’t hit a deep ball to save his life. Oh well f*** it, I’ll stick to my guns.

Texas 35
Bama 21
Sark the quarterback Guru LOL what a fraud he is
 
Bama 34 Tx 16. Sark the fraud loses another big one.
Funny how our annointed "quarterback guru" still hasn't taught Quinn to throw a ball beyond 20 years accurately after 2 years of his so-called coaching.
The SEC is going to be very unkind to us until we find the right guy. Blast me all you want but I'm going to be right in the end and I can sleep well at night knowing it.

3rd and 4th post since joining the board in July of 2001?

Militant response to a legitimate thread?

Yep, you're on it pal!! HAHAHA.

What a ****ing dork
 
3rd and 4th post since joining the board in July of 2001?

Militant response to a legitimate thread?

Yep, you're on it pal!! HAHAHA.

What a ****ing dork
Like I said bash all you want. I'll be the one laughing at you in a few years when we get rid of this average coach and have to look yet again. So go ahead...bring it on. I'm patient.
 
I think today is going to be someone's moment for the national stage. I don't know why. Maybe I'm wrong. I've been wrong before.
It's just been SO long since a Texas player just ARRIVED on the scene. I think today could be that day.
I read an article that said NOBODY, but NOBODY had as much to gain or lose today than Quin Ewers....They said the swing could be MILLIONS of bucks in the NFL. If he plays like he played last year against Bama he would be a very high draft choice, but if he looks bad he might have to come back another year and play well to even get drafted.

If he is a champion, it will help his focus. If he is not he will choke his way out of the league.....I can't wait and hope like hell he balls out...
 
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Like I said bash all you want. I'll be the one laughing at you in a few years when we get rid of this average coach and have to look yet again. So go ahead...bring it on. I'm patient.
Your savior Jimbo is the fraud. Can't wait to see that rollercoaster go off the cliff.
 
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