Tweet of the Day

[EWNHorn]

Can you imagine being her son? Did you check out the rest of her Instagram posts?

Ho
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Chit
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That dude goes to school with 500 dudes that beat off to his mom.

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No I didn't. But now that you posted that, I will be in my "free time"..........

Ol' boy got tons of friends asking to "sleep over"..........

 

[hookem777]

Texas /blowu time announced. 11 am. Was hoping for a 230 kickoff

 

[WRLHookem]

So um...... this is mom..... his mom..... I'll just shut up and let you judge for yourself.

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It appears to me that his full preparation for her sudden mount that they have practiced this before.

 

[JasperNewton7]

 

[clob94]

 

[HarryBuffalo]

what are you doing step mom??? (stuck in dryer)

Must be ‘hard’ to ‘contain’ himself when step-mom is around. 😯

 

[hookem777]

 

[clob94]

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If you have nothing to do today while taking a sh!t...... read the responses.

It is fvcking epic. EPIC.

 

[hookem777]

If you have nothing to do today while taking a sh!t...... read the responses.

It is fvcking epic. EPIC.

again...i haven't smiled in a week..this helped

 

[freeper]

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I thought disco died when Van Halen released their first album...guess I was wrong...

 

[westx]

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these guys are weird, but I really don’t think the music is part of their routine. Looks like they are doing their own weird male cheer at the same time that Tennesse’s stadium is playing Talor Swift over the loud speaker.

 

[hookem777]

these guys are weird, but I really don’t think the music is part of their routine. Looks like they are doing their own weird male cheer at the same time that Tennesse’s stadium is playing Talor Swift over the loud speaker.

no it was just bad timing. still funny af and fitting though.

 

[clob94]

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What the dude swinging around at the bottom right?

 

[clob94]

Not going to lie-

This made me think of Kamala Harris anytime she got near Willie Brown's ding dong....

 

[hookem777]

What the dude swinging around at the bottom right?

It's the Corps all inclusive jizz sock

 

[Etlonghorn]

It's the Corps all inclusive jizz sock

I could have gone all month without thinking about that “sack of aggy gold”.

 

[txleapd]

Did that guy really think he was going to hit him with the axe lol

He could have, or he could have wanted to suicide by cop.

 

[clob94]

Nun was too high. She needs to get lower and behind her pads. Her head was behind the runner instead of across the bow. And for God's sake- you've GOT to wrap up! She did have a good pursuit angle and did bring the runner down.

 

[Oldmanastro]

Here or on the cougar thread?

 

[clob94]

Lion jizz in the hair...

 

[HarryBuffalo]

Ouch 🤕

 

[okiehorn]

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Ouch 🤕

Was that targeting?

 

[clob94]

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Ouch 🤕

Terry Tate--- office linebacker

 

[Drtxhorn]

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Here or on the cougar thread?

Dang, did you see how long he lasted? I’d love to hear his secret

 

[westx]

Terry Tate--- office linebacker

Classic!

 

[clob94]

Just a heads up--

This is an AI generated fake. But here's the REALLY fvcked part-- i had to double check just to make sure.......you'll see what i mean...

 

[clob94]

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Ouch 🤕

That hurt


This hurt too...

 

[Etlonghorn]

Man, I don’t care how much they pay. I ain’t tackling the naked guy!

 

[RoboCocks21]

Just a heads up--

This is an AI generated fake. But here's the REALLY fvcked part-- i had to double check just to make sure.......you'll see what i mean...

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Wtf did she really write a vegan book about war?

 

[clob94]

Wtf did she really write a vegan book about war?

I don't know. This appears to be a fake. But the vegan grenade part made me laugh my ass off.

 

[Oldmanastro]

 

[clob94]

Why you don't drive like an a$$hole....

 

[westx]

Why you don't drive like an a$$hole....

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That is unbelievable. Does he have his own drone doing video or how did it get on video.

 

[westx]

Why you don't drive like an a$$hole....

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The guy survived and posted this:

 

[DHHorn]

That is unbelievable. Does he have his own drone doing video or how did it get on video.

Look at the shadow of his bike, there is a pole coming off the back with a camera on it.