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[Oldmanastro]

Do you consider this to be art?

WATCH: Banana Duct-Taped to Wall Fetches $6.24 Million at Auction

Artwork featuring a piece of real fruit is getting tons of attention after selling at auction for an exorbitant price.

www.breitbart.com

And the dude who bought it says he is going eat the banana. That’s funny.

 

[JasperNewton7]

In honor of Aggie week…

 

[clob94]

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In honor of Aggie week…

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[clob94]

 

[westx]

Lmao!

 

[JasperNewton7]

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Damn it. The disappearing post…

 

[HarryBuffalo]

Kamala is not taking it well. 😏
*the “joy” is gone

 

[HarryBuffalo]

HTG, turkeys! 🥳

 

[Drtxhorn]

Has anyone checked out the show “Landman” on Paramount?

This one scene nails it perfectly when it comes to any discussion about the green energy movement. Well done.

 

[clob94]

Has anyone checked out the show “Landman” on Paramount?

This one scene nails it perfectly when it comes to any discussion about the green energy movement. Well done.

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In 1985 I came home from grade school and told my daddy- an oil man and son of a west Texas wildcatter- that my teacher told me we would be out of oil in 30 years.
My dad spit his food out with laughter.

"Son, first, let me tell you- you're teacher is a god damn idiot" (my mom dropped her fork) "Second, Texas is floating on a sea of this stuff called shale. And that shale has oil in it. And one day, we're going to figure out how to get that oil out of that shale. And when we do, we'll not only be awash in oil, but it'll take 250 years to use up all the natural gas we will have."
This was the same teacher that scolded me one day for using my little calculator to solve a long division problem.
"Clob" she said "in the future, you aren't going to always be carrying a calculator around in your pocket with you."

B!tch was wrong on both accounts.

 

[clob94]

Just watching this makes my butt hole pucker...

 

[HarryBuffalo]

🫣

 

[HarryBuffalo]

SECMIKE? 🥹

 

[HarryBuffalo]

Texas 8&4 👎🏻

 

[HarryBuffalo]

Dayum…where can we get one of these, Clob? 😳

 

[HarryBuffalo]

Last one. I swear. 🤞🏻

 

[westx]

I got a chuckle out of this:

 

[HarryBuffalo]

OPENING SOON: The Joker: Part VII

 

[2300 Nueces]

I got a chuckle out of this:

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Well, don't sign the greedy ones that aren't a good fit. It's easy bro.

 

[clob94]

OPENING SOON: The Joker: Part VII

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Stopped listening after he said "I am a 75 years YOUNG...."

When you're 75, you're 75 years OLD. If you'll lie to yourself about that, you'll lie to yourself about your gender.

 

[Oldmanastro]

 

[Oldmanastro]

Impressive:

 

[Drtxhorn]

This is a must read. This guy has a pretty good idea of what is going on with all those mystery drones and it’s pretty serious.

'They're Trying to Smell Something on the Ground" — CEO of Government-Backed Drone Company Drops Shocking Insight on New Jersey Crisis Which Leaves Joe Rogan Alarmed | The Gateway Pundit | by Jim Hᴏft

John Ferguson's startling theory about drone sightings in New Jersey has captivated audiences, raising urgent questions about national security. Discover the full story behind this unfolding crisis.

www.thegatewaypundit.com

 

[JustAHorn88]

The Bee is spot on once again