What could you BUY with Jimbo's $77 million ????

[clob94]

Just laughing this morning about that check that's about to be cut over in Howdytown.... $77 million is no joke.

In fact, let's make a list of all the outrageous things that could be purchased with $77 million bucks.....

How about this---

A fvcking Boeing 737

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[westx]

Keeping in mind years of financial warnings from wise elders about the 3 Fs. I guess he walk on down to the dealers in his bathrobe and a cigar, give the elders an FU, and buy all three. Take that something that f*cks on that something that flies and then take her on something that floats, rinse and repeat.

 

[RoboCocks21]

Tell me why Mississippi State fired their coach after one season.....they must be going after jimbo

 

[diadevic]

That's 2,500 Aggies a free year of room board and tuition.

 

[Etlonghorn]

70 Mil buys you a 720 acre island off of Queensland complete with an 18 hole Nicklaus Designs golf course.

 

[UT1997]

Pick one below, and you still have $16 mil leftover

1). Private Island - In 2021, the most expensive private island in the Caribbean is located in Exuma, Bahamas, and costs $60,000,000. With its 38 buildings, a marina with 35 dock strips, and a landing strip, it forms an island resort.

2). Nation of Tuvalu - GDP (current US$) in Tuvalu was reported at 60,349,391 USD in 2022, according to the World Bank collection of development indicators, compiled from officially recognized sources. Tuvalu - GDP - actual values, historical data, forecasts and projections were sourced from the World Bank on November of 2023.

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[clob94]

Pick one below, and you still have $16 mil leftover

1). Private Island - In 2021, the most expensive private island in the Caribbean is located in Exuma, Bahamas, and costs $60,000,000. With its 38 buildings, a marina with 35 dock strips, and a landing strip, it forms an island resort.

2). Nation of Tuvalu - GDP (current US$) in Tuvalu was reported at 60,349,391 USD in 2022, according to the World Bank collection of development indicators, compiled from officially recognized sources. Tuvalu - GDP - actual values, historical data, forecasts and projections were sourced from the World Bank on November of 2023.

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Buy the island in the Bahamas. Petition the UN to recognize you as a sovereign nation. Declare yourself King Emperor. Spend the other 16 million on crown jewels. Bilk the IMF and World Bank out of billions to grow palm oil. Laugh at the peasants.

 

[UT1997]

 

[The Midnight Toker]

It's a fcked up world we live in. this unemployed guy , his kids, their kids and their kids and their kids are all set for life due to his mediocrity and there's probably homeless vets living a few miles form his mansion

 

[DHHorn]

It's a fcked up world we live in. this unemployed guy , his kids, their kids and their kids and their kids are all set for life due to his mediocrity and there's probably homeless vets living a few miles form his mansion

Covering for Jameis Winston those years sure paid off for him.

 

[clob94]

It's a fcked up world we live in. this unemployed guy , his kids, their kids and their kids and their kids are all set for life due to his mediocrity and there's probably homeless vets living a few miles form his mansion

So you'd buy the Altbier brewery and then free beer for the veterans?

 

[hillcountryhorn63697005]

Buy the Dixie Chicken, build a new, fancy marquee displaying neon images of aggy yell cheerleaders looking up to jimbo holding the NC trophy.

 

[clob94]

Buy the Dixie Chicken, build a new, fancy marquee displaying neon images of aggy yell cheerleaders looking up to jimbo holding the NC trophy.

That would be some funny sh!t. And the aggy fans would boycott it, thinking you'd lose money and finally sell the place-- but you're making so much with your other investments that you can keep the place open in perpetuity just to spite them.

 

[Etlonghorn]

Buy the Dixie Chicken, build a new, fancy marquee displaying neon images of aggy yell cheerleaders looking up to jimbo holding the NC trophy.

Then buy the Whataburger in CS and paint it BURNT orange and white.

 

[The Midnight Toker]

Covering for Jameis Winston those years sure paid off for him.

That's pretty much what it is. he got his payday for riding winston's coattails and conned aggie in the way herman conned texas.

 

[The Midnight Toker]

So you'd buy the Altbier brewery and then free beer for the veterans?

If i were a business owner I probably wouldnt be giving free stuff away to anyone

 

[Belldozer1]

Covering for Jameis Winston those years sure paid off for him.

fvck crablegs and Jimbo and the whole "we aren't paying recruits bs

 

[Belldozer1]

Just laughing this morning about that check that's about to be cut over in Howdytown.... $77 million is no joke.

In fact, let's make a list of all the outrageous things that could be purchased with $77 million bucks.....

How about this---

A fvcking Boeing 737

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a thousand stays at my airbnb in Unicorn County Texas

 

[hillcountryhorn63697005]

Read that it comes out to jimbo getting $26,301 per day for 8 yrs.

 

[clob94]

a thousand stays at my airbnb in Unicorn County Texas

You mean 1000 years worth of staying?

 

[LH-Pools]

He ought to put up a billboard across the street from the stadium.
With a picture of him holding a lot of money saying, thank you aggies and laughing.
Keep it up for several years so it will hurt for a long time.

 

[outhereincali]

Give my money to the Democratic party 😁

 

[Belldozer1]

You mean 1000 years worth of staying?

Maybe so

 

[TX1972]

He ought to put up a billboard across the street from the stadium.
With a picture of him holding a lot of money saying, thank you aggies and laughing.
Keep it up for several years so it will hurt for a long time.

When I was a boy, O.L. Nelms would buy land near Dallas. When the city moved out to him, he would park a trailer on the shoulder: Thanks to all y'all for helping O.L. Nelms make another million!

 

[Belldozer1]

Give my money to the Democratic party 😁

Or your church? Nah both those entities have been fleecing their followers for years and have money to burn

 

[outhereincali]

Or your church? Nah both those entities have been fleecing their followers for years and have money to burn

You don't a thing about the Mormon Church belldozer. It was meant to be funny. Try not to get launched for once about politics.

 

[The Midnight Toker]

Or your church? Nah both those entities have been fleecing their followers for years and have money to burn

Is there an entity that takes in millions upon millions every year in donations that doesnt fleece those stupid people who freely give it away?

 

[LH-Pools]

Is there an entity that takes in millions upon millions every year in donations that doesnt fleece those stupid people who freely give it away?

If there is, they are few and far between.

 

[Belldozer1]

You don't a thing about the Mormon Church belldozer. It was meant to be funny. Try not to get launched for once about politics.

I do and I came real close to helping a young mormon man meet his maker recently. This fvck attempted to trap my oldest daughter into a relationship with him, until I convince him and his family that wasn't in their best interest as well as a few mormon missionaries who were harrassing her trying to convince her to stay and adapt to that cult

 

[clob94]

I do and I came real close to helping a young mormon man meet his maker recently. This fvck attempted to trap my oldest daughter into a relationship with him, until I convince him and his family that wasn't in their best interest as well as a few mormon missionaries who were harrassing her trying to convince her to stay and adapt to that cult

Uh.....what?

 

[Belldozer1]

Uh.....what?

Yeah that’s their MO, well that and their geneology datbase. The little asshole I’m referring to was trying to make my daughter 100% financially dependent on him so she couldn’t get away from him. One problem though is he couldn’t or wouldn’t maintain regular employment , he’d work these temporary jobs that lasted 3 or 4 months at a time, usually some sort of door to door sales, go figure. Then he wanted my daughter to help him get $10,000 to go do his Missuon deal for a couple years. That’s when she told him she was out. If you marry into that cult it’s kind of like the Scientology mess

 

[The Midnight Toker]

If there is, they are few and far between.

I thought about this and the the only thing i could think of is congress. the people who pay for their campaigns through donations, those people usually tend to benefit from that relationship.

 

[hillcountryhorn63697005]

If I had Jimbo's cash, I'd have a few things on my to do list:
1. Reopen "The Stallion" restaurant in Austin.
2. Reopen the "North and South Doll Houses" in Austin. And Mr. Luckys
3. Reopen some old country dance halls that were famed in Austin.
4. Get a house on a hill with The Tower in view.