Is anyone following this saga? My God, this is an all-timer. Never piss off shaggy in the off-season.
Danny is a McCombs-reject aggy accounting grad student and (soon to be former) PricewaterhouseCoopers intern. First this sack of sh*t registers a bunch of fake Texas-fan Twitter accounts and sends racist tweets to various recruits Texas is targeting. For example, one tweet he sent to J.K. Dobbins:
"Selling yourself to other schools and not coming to UT like a n*gger, wow. Don't be a total f*ggot, #HookEm."
The dude being a complete imbecile (retweeting these sockpuppet accounts under his real name), shaggy discovers his true identity in no time at all. The shag being the shag, they went scorched earth (posted his address, phone number, and pictures of his family's house; also contacted PwC and his school). He then denies that any of the accounts are his, but immediately after being exposed, all of the fake racist Longhorn fan Twitter accounts as well as his own, in a stunning coincidence, are immediately disabled.
He then sends a pathetic email to blacklab, the owner of shaggy, threatening legal action if blacklab doesn't remove all posts about him. blacklab lobs an ICBM his way in response, including informing little Danny that he had registered the site danielfigurelli.com, would document everything about any lawsuit there, and would leave the site up in perpetuity.
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Figurelli's email:
Mr. Richards,
My name is Daniel Figurelli. As I am sure you are well aware there has been quite the fight over on ShaggyTexas about me and certain tweets.
I will cut to the chase here. One of your users contacted my place of work and proceeded to lie about me tweeting racist things out. (you can find all this information on the recruiting notes 2017 starting around page 152 or 153). I will make this short and to the point, I have offered for anyone to prove those tweets were mine, and no one produced anything and instead blamed a twitter user on me. I was then informed that very interesting things were said about me over on ShaggyTexas about me, like “Hope DFigs gets his Ag ring, when he ends up selling his mouth on craigslist.com as a cross dresser, someone is going to shred him and that ring is the only way they’ll identify the body” Posted by JTWilson22 on 4/17/2016 at 8:12PM. Now I have contacted my lawyer, and both contacting my employer and the threats on your site is two different things I have grounds to sue on. Now I am not going to sit here and threaten suit, but after the call from my employer saying people had gone so far as you find my information, find my place of work, contact them, and then proceed to lie about certain things crosses the line. My employer suggested that I deal directly with the site owner (you) and ensure the person who called them is not allowed back on the site as it is defaming one of their employees. I seriously doubt you want your site allowing death threats and people to breach employee and employer privacy after I contacted you with this email informing you of what is going on over at your site. I trust that all posts about this issue will be removed and I can inform my lawyer and employer that they have all been taken down. The individual who contacted my place of work is has the username of: RocketHorn1978 on your site. Please feel free to look over his posts and see that what I am saying is true.
If you would rather keep the posts up I totally understand as it is your site, and I will gladly get you in contact with my lawyer and the two of you can take care of this.
Regards,
Daniel Figurelli
Owner's response:
Do you really have a lawyer? Did he tell you to write this email? This was the most pathetic attempt at a threatening email I have ever seen. If he did you need to file a formal complaint with the state bar. You want to see a threatening email?
Go ahead and sue me. I do not give a shit. I've spent more money on lawyers in the last 5 years than you will make in the next 20. Here's what's going to happen when you do.
1. I went ahead and registered danielfigurelli.com. Don't believe me? Look and see where it goes to.
2. I'm going to document everything about the lawsuit there. I own a web hosting company. I buy bandwidth by the terabyte. It will not cost me a thing to keep that site up forever.
3. Pretty soon it will be the number one result in google for your name. Good luck finding a job if the potential employer ever enters your name into google.
4. As soon as the lawsuit is filed I'll make motions and subpoena your employer, your home ISP and your cell phone provider for all records of you on line.
5. I will subpoena twitter for all records and IP addresses, emails and records associated with the twitter accounts you claim you do not own.
6. I will subpoena the email providers associated with the twitter accounts for anything related with these twitter accounts.
7. At this point it will be pretty simple to prove that you are behind these accounts and the lawsuit will be dismissed.
8. Good luck finding a job once it's proven you've made these twitter accounts.
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For a fuller summary, including screenshots of the racist tweets and an actual interview with this sh*tstain by someone at HornSports, in which Danny offers up the most pitiful cover story imaginable (admitting that the accounts were once his but claiming that he sold them), see: http://www.hornsports.com/forums/topic/12108-the-daniel-figurelli-interview-warning-nsfw-language/
And in case you want to observe the slow, methodical evisceration in its entirety, here's the giant shaggy thread: http://www.shaggytexas.com/board/showthread.php/169558-Daniel-Figurelli
Danny's now the subject of a long thread on Reddit, accounting blog posts about how to destroy your career before it ever starts, and numerous threads on other message boards. Google will memorialize his brilliance forever.
Pooooooooooooooor aggy. Karma is indeed one unforgiving bitch.
Danny is a McCombs-reject aggy accounting grad student and (soon to be former) PricewaterhouseCoopers intern. First this sack of sh*t registers a bunch of fake Texas-fan Twitter accounts and sends racist tweets to various recruits Texas is targeting. For example, one tweet he sent to J.K. Dobbins:
"Selling yourself to other schools and not coming to UT like a n*gger, wow. Don't be a total f*ggot, #HookEm."
The dude being a complete imbecile (retweeting these sockpuppet accounts under his real name), shaggy discovers his true identity in no time at all. The shag being the shag, they went scorched earth (posted his address, phone number, and pictures of his family's house; also contacted PwC and his school). He then denies that any of the accounts are his, but immediately after being exposed, all of the fake racist Longhorn fan Twitter accounts as well as his own, in a stunning coincidence, are immediately disabled.
He then sends a pathetic email to blacklab, the owner of shaggy, threatening legal action if blacklab doesn't remove all posts about him. blacklab lobs an ICBM his way in response, including informing little Danny that he had registered the site danielfigurelli.com, would document everything about any lawsuit there, and would leave the site up in perpetuity.
__________________________________
Figurelli's email:
Mr. Richards,
My name is Daniel Figurelli. As I am sure you are well aware there has been quite the fight over on ShaggyTexas about me and certain tweets.
I will cut to the chase here. One of your users contacted my place of work and proceeded to lie about me tweeting racist things out. (you can find all this information on the recruiting notes 2017 starting around page 152 or 153). I will make this short and to the point, I have offered for anyone to prove those tweets were mine, and no one produced anything and instead blamed a twitter user on me. I was then informed that very interesting things were said about me over on ShaggyTexas about me, like “Hope DFigs gets his Ag ring, when he ends up selling his mouth on craigslist.com as a cross dresser, someone is going to shred him and that ring is the only way they’ll identify the body” Posted by JTWilson22 on 4/17/2016 at 8:12PM. Now I have contacted my lawyer, and both contacting my employer and the threats on your site is two different things I have grounds to sue on. Now I am not going to sit here and threaten suit, but after the call from my employer saying people had gone so far as you find my information, find my place of work, contact them, and then proceed to lie about certain things crosses the line. My employer suggested that I deal directly with the site owner (you) and ensure the person who called them is not allowed back on the site as it is defaming one of their employees. I seriously doubt you want your site allowing death threats and people to breach employee and employer privacy after I contacted you with this email informing you of what is going on over at your site. I trust that all posts about this issue will be removed and I can inform my lawyer and employer that they have all been taken down. The individual who contacted my place of work is has the username of: RocketHorn1978 on your site. Please feel free to look over his posts and see that what I am saying is true.
If you would rather keep the posts up I totally understand as it is your site, and I will gladly get you in contact with my lawyer and the two of you can take care of this.
Regards,
Daniel Figurelli
Owner's response:
Do you really have a lawyer? Did he tell you to write this email? This was the most pathetic attempt at a threatening email I have ever seen. If he did you need to file a formal complaint with the state bar. You want to see a threatening email?
Go ahead and sue me. I do not give a shit. I've spent more money on lawyers in the last 5 years than you will make in the next 20. Here's what's going to happen when you do.
1. I went ahead and registered danielfigurelli.com. Don't believe me? Look and see where it goes to.
2. I'm going to document everything about the lawsuit there. I own a web hosting company. I buy bandwidth by the terabyte. It will not cost me a thing to keep that site up forever.
3. Pretty soon it will be the number one result in google for your name. Good luck finding a job if the potential employer ever enters your name into google.
4. As soon as the lawsuit is filed I'll make motions and subpoena your employer, your home ISP and your cell phone provider for all records of you on line.
5. I will subpoena twitter for all records and IP addresses, emails and records associated with the twitter accounts you claim you do not own.
6. I will subpoena the email providers associated with the twitter accounts for anything related with these twitter accounts.
7. At this point it will be pretty simple to prove that you are behind these accounts and the lawsuit will be dismissed.
8. Good luck finding a job once it's proven you've made these twitter accounts.
__________________________________
For a fuller summary, including screenshots of the racist tweets and an actual interview with this sh*tstain by someone at HornSports, in which Danny offers up the most pitiful cover story imaginable (admitting that the accounts were once his but claiming that he sold them), see: http://www.hornsports.com/forums/topic/12108-the-daniel-figurelli-interview-warning-nsfw-language/
And in case you want to observe the slow, methodical evisceration in its entirety, here's the giant shaggy thread: http://www.shaggytexas.com/board/showthread.php/169558-Daniel-Figurelli
Danny's now the subject of a long thread on Reddit, accounting blog posts about how to destroy your career before it ever starts, and numerous threads on other message boards. Google will memorialize his brilliance forever.
Pooooooooooooooor aggy. Karma is indeed one unforgiving bitch.
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