Here's my prediction. Sometime tomorrow, the Oklahoma team bus exits the campus and heads westbound on W. Boyd St. Fatefully, the bus turns south on 24th Ave. SW. As the bus passes the Blue Jay Mobile Home Park, it is rocked by a massive chain explosion ripping through a meth lab operated by the Bandidos MC. The bus veers off the road and crashes into a utility pole. No one on the bus is seriously injured but Coach Lincoln Riley and staff, seated near the front of the vehicle suffer mild concussions. Oklahoma law enforcement officers responding to the scene, realizing that their investments in OU covering against Texas are now in jeopardy, quickly get the bus on the road and the players and coaching staff cleared without proper medical protocols. The Dirt Burglars arrive as scheduled at the Cotton Bowl and exhibit all the signs of inebriation and substance abuse. So normal behavior. During the first offensive series, after suffering devastating hits from Gary Johnson and Caden Sterns, Oklahoma QB Kyler Murray goes to the locker room and calls his agent, telling him to get his ass out to Oakland on the next flight. The noble and virtuous Texas Longhorns go on to win the RRS 80-0. Dicker the kicker hits a last second FG from 60 yds out to seal the win.
