******Official Texas vs 5 Game Schneid******

[clob94]

4 losses in a row. Tonight could be 5. A 5 fame skid would all but end this seasons hopes for 3 extra weeks of practice (which we desperately need) that comes with being bowl eligible.

Kansas is hot garbage and we are a dumpster fire inside a house fire inside a train wreck.

The "least worse" team wins this.

 

[clob94]

Well, this orgy is off to a slow start........

 

[clob94]

On 3rd and a cab ride, Kansas QB scrambles for a 1st down.

 

[clob94]

Now kansas has 3 1st downs.

 

[clob94]

3rd and 1 and Kansas gets in a goal line set and plows us off the ball for a gain of 8 yards.....

 

[dj701919]

I don't know what's worse, the play of our front or Kansas's helmets.

 

[clob94]

4 first downs for Kansas.

 

[dj701919]

3rd and 1 and Kansas gets in a goal line set and plows us off the ball for a gain of 8 yards.....

It's not like we have a 350 lb NT to clog up the middle.

 

[Oldmanastro]

When does the hoops game start?
This looks like crap already.

 

[clob94]

1st down we blitz, hit the RB 2 yards in the backfield-- he finds a way out for 12 yards and the 5th first down.

1st and goal Kansas.

 

[brushycreekhorn]

Wow. We suc

 

[dj701919]

Like a hot knife through butter

 

[clob94]

2nd and goal, untouched RB into the endzone.


Kansas 7

Fvcktards 0

 

[dj701919]

We look like we showed up to play tonight.

 

[clob94]

13 play, 75 yard drive.

That's almost 6 yards a snap. Kansas just bent our defense over and went balls deep with zero lube--- at our house...... infront of our fans.... all 16 of them.

 

[clob94]

Here comes Casey Thompson.


Card to come in after 2 series.

 

[clob94]

Worthy, jet sweep for 8.

Then Bijan for 6.


First down.

 

[clob94]

Thompson fumbles. Kansas Ball.

 

[dj701919]

We can't find anyone else to play LT?

 

[clob94]

Kansas is just kicking our asses.

 

[clob94]

We are the grapes and Kansas is a bunch of angry Dago's and wops that are stomping us barefoot into cheaply made wine.

 

[Drtxhorn]

I think it’s time to fire Quitkowski

 

[clob94]

Hey guys---


Guess what??


We are down 14-0 to Kansas in the 1st quarter.

 

[clob94]

We can't throw. We can't run. We can't catch. We can't tackle. We can't block.

 

[Oldmanastro]

Uh Clob, you may be talking to yourself here. Maybe start a MBB v the Zags thread?

 

[clob94]

Honest to God, I watched a HS playoff game last night that had more talent on the field.

 

[Oldmanastro]

Sad. Robinson and Worthy are to talented to have this happening to them.

 

[clob94]

Uh Clob, you may be talking to yourself here. Maybe start a MBB v the Zags thread?

Nuh uh.....


You're here.

 

[clob94]

Kansas tried a reverse fleeflicker--- if they'd have completed it, I was done.

 

[clob94]

Holy moly we forced a punt.

 

[dj701919]

Sweet pass defense by Brockermeyer

 

[clob94]

Hey guys---


Kansas 21

Zombies in Burnt Orange 14

 

[clob94]

Ran to pick up pizza. Anybody got updates?

 

[okiehorn]

Ran to pick up pizza. Anybody got updates?

28

 

[clob94]

Never mind. 28-14 Kansas before the half.


Damn--- we are a really good football team.