**OFFICIAL Texas vs Borderline Erotic thread of Vengaza del Cochino**

[Drtxhorn]

Someone tell Quinn if he plays better we will win the national championship and he will get to meet Trump at the white house

 

[Etlonghorn]

This needs to be Quinn’s last drive.

 

[txleapd]

Well, at least Quinn didn’t just fold that time.

 

[clob94]

Watching Ewers play is giving me gential warts.

 

[txleapd]

Watching Ewers play is giving me gential warts.

My ulcer is coming back.

 

[Etlonghorn]

 

[clob94]

We are going to lose this game.

 

[GuaranteedFresh!]

So we force passing against teams with weak run defense and now we force the run against a team with horrid pass defense. Totally makes sense.

 

[txleapd]

We are going to lose this game.

I was just thinking the same thing.

 

[hookem777]

We are going to lose this game.

SURVIVE

 

[Etlonghorn]

So we force passing against teams with weak run defense and now we force the run against a team with horrid pass defense. Totally makes sense.

Tom Herman liked to call it the “unconventional approach”.

 

[txleapd]

I really, really hate to say this… I don’t believe we’re a top 10 team with QE behind center.

 

[Oldmanastro]

I was just thinking the same thing.

Uh, let the game play out maybe?

 

[txleapd]

I just knew JB was gonna fumble. Thank God it rolled out of bounds.

 

[hookem777]

GOLDEN AGAIN

 

[txleapd]

Uh, let the game play out maybe?

The O has been playing like crap. They’re performing well below their ability. That is what frustrates me to no end. I’m not saying it should a blowout, but it shouldn’t be this close.

 

[Etlonghorn]

If I was Arkansas, I would blitz EVERY play.

 

[outhereincali]

Where has this offense been all day?

 

[GuaranteedFresh!]

Tom Herman liked to call it the “unconventional approach”.

This ran chills down my spine. Not the good ones.

 

[weevilcatch]

Golden is our best WR by far. Saying it again. Throw him the freaking ball

 

[2300 Nueces]

Where has this offense been all day?

Arkansas stopped blitzing.

 

[GuaranteedFresh!]

Golden is our best WR by far. Saying it again. Throw him the freaking ball

Stats say he's arguably the best wr in sec

 

[txleapd]

This ran chills down my spine. Not the good ones.

Flashbacks of Herman and GDGD in this games. How’s that spine feeling now?

 

[txleapd]

Uh….. What’s happened to our D? It's not like then to give up big chunk plays like that.

Thankfully, Collins is a beast.

 

[Oldmanastro]

Uh….. What’s happened to our D?

Got a turnover.

 

[okiehorn]

Fumble

 

[Etlonghorn]

Flashbacks of Herman and GDGD in this games. How’s that spine feeling now?

I think I’m gonna see if I can find some fentynal.

 

[txleapd]

Got a turnover.

Yeah, I was editing that post when you were quoting me. It’s not like them to give up play after play like that. Fortunately Collins and Taffe stepped up.

 

[Etlonghorn]

For the love of God, can we tear out the page in the playbook that runs sweeps to the short side of the field.???

 

[txleapd]

Okay, I wasn’t expecting Quinn to run that one.

 

[okiehorn]

Okay, I wasn’t expecting Quinn to run that one.

Great run Ewers!!

 

[freeper]

Okay, I wasn’t expecting Quinn to run that one.

Neither were the swine....

 

[Oldmanastro]

Great run Ewers!!

He sucks, bench him. 🙄

 

[okiehorn]

He sucks, bench him. 🙄

Great run Eweres!

 

[Drtxhorn]

This game encapsulated how I felt going into it. Could lose. Probably shouldn't. Never were really in that much danger but closer than I would have liked.