**OFFICIAL TEXAS vs Jaw Jaw Part Deux gameday thread of Redux (but this time, it's for a trophy)**

[hookem777]

Here we go you fcking ginger

 

[clob94]

Worst god damn red zone play calling ever.

 

[RainyTX81]

Ewers is so bad

I genuinely can’t fkn stand him

 

[2300 Nueces]

That's the worst call

 

[clob94]

This is what kills me- if the ginger doesn't miss any kicks tonight- the game is already over.

 

[2300 Nueces]

Beeeeeerrrrtyyyy

 

[txleapd]

Worst god damn red zone play calling ever.

Yep 2 shots at the end zone and a screen. Maybe move the ball and get it the old fashioned way? 🤷‍♂️

 

[2300 Nueces]

Someone cut his hair

 

[Etlonghorn]

Worst god damn red zone play calling ever.

And I want everyone to remember the man making this comment played for John Machovich.

 

[4MNChampsHorn]

Beeeeeerrrrtyyyy

Bert is no better.

 

[hookem777]

I genuinely can’t fkn stand him

Oh yeah. Dude who won you a big 12 championship...a playoff birth ..a sec championship game and another play off birth back to back 4th in records at UT . Yeah man I see why you hate him ...

 

[4MNChampsHorn]

I genuinely can’t fkn stand him

I don’t want to see him in a Texas jersey

 

[hookem777]

I wish we had swoopes or case McCoy

 

[HornDrummer]

Bert just said fvck all of us 😂

 

[txleapd]

And I want everyone to remember the man making this comment played for John Machovich.

Every time that name is mentioned, I literally get queasy.

 

[RainyTX81]

Oh yeah. Dude who won you a big 12 championship...a playoff birth ..a sec championship game and another play off birth back to back 4th in records at UT . Yeah man I see why you hate him ...

Good, I’m glad we’re on the same page

 

[txleapd]

Bert just said fvck all of us 😂

It would have been a much better fvck you if he’d made at least one of those FGs.

 

[HornDrummer]

We have both a schematic and personnel advantage in OT

 

[Etlonghorn]

Every time that name is mentioned, I literally get queasy.

You and me both, Brother.

 

[Etlonghorn]

We have both a schematic and personnel advantage in OT

We also have a QB that unexplainably throws passes to the other jersey and a kicker that is as accurate as a drunk stripper throwing darts.

 

[txleapd]

You and me both, Brother.

Can we all just agree to refer to him “he who shall not be named?”

 

[Etlonghorn]

Can we all just agree to refer to him “he who shall not be named?”

Except for Clob. I think I heard he has him over for Thanksgiving and Christmas every year. They’re close from what I hear.

 

[txleapd]

No DPI there, huh?

 

[2300 Nueces]

DPI

 

[4MNChampsHorn]

QE over throwing the end zone

 

[Etlonghorn]

I guess Wingo was too open.

 

[4MNChampsHorn]

Bert 😂

 

[hookem777]

Time to intercept the freshman

 

[RainyTX81]

Look at QE’s eyes, he always looks scared with zero confidence

 

[txleapd]

This is what kills me- if the ginger doesn't miss any kicks tonight- the game is already over.

You mean, “If he doesn’t miss one…”

 

[4MNChampsHorn]

Our defense saved us from many losses this year

 

[txleapd]

Should have been a hold on 55.

 

[txleapd]

Well, boys….

 

[Etlonghorn]

Lay Beck out!!

 

[hookem777]

**** Bert auburn