And watch for the birds.....thats a good sign...
Hook'em
Funny you should say that---
So a couple of weeks ago I'm at a family get together-- aunts, uncles, cousin etc. All my grandparents are gone-- so anyway- every family has one of these:
The fvcking busy body aunt-- always up in your sh!t, always asking personal questions that have zero to do with her-- plus she's not blood related-- married into the family--
Anyway- she comes right over and jumps in my sh!t about why I'm not married, don't have kids- then proceeds to tell me about this "lovely girl that works in her building" blah blah.
So I decide to amuse myself and have a little fun with aunt nosey. I get this real serious look on my face- almost like stricken serious and I say:
Me-"You know um..... I went in for my yearly physical last month and....(pause of dramatic silence)... and they did a full work up on me.....(longer pause followed by nervous hand rubbing).... and the doctor gave me some bad news...."
Her- "Oh my God are you OK? What happened? What did he say? Are you ok?"
M- "Well......he told me that I couldn't have kids....."
H- "Dear lord ......I'm so sorry....that's terr.....what...what happened?"
She's almost in tears...... so now I drive the dagger home....
M- "Ya.........(deep breath) ..well according to the doc, it turns out I need a vagina..........."
Nosey aunt stands up and without a word, walks away.
Don't think I'll be fielding anymore of her bullsh!t questions anymore.