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I might understand this at Victoria’s Secret but the fvcking Dollar Store????
You might understand at Victoria's Secret?
Dawg--- you been in a Victoria's secret lately?
It's ain't your 90s Victoria's secret no more.....
 
You might understand at Victoria's Secret?
Dawg--- you been in a Victoria's secret lately?
It's ain't your 90s Victoria's secret no more.....
the secret has been lost and a new voice has been heard sadly.

i remember as a kid my dad would make us wait outside Victoria secret when he shopped during Christmas time..Now days id even be embarrassed to be in there as an adult
 
WTF???
I might understand this at Victoria’s Secret but the fvcking Dollar Store????
hey man...inflation is tough now days....thank brandon. Sometimes you gotta let the knuckle children out at the free playground vs the chucky cheese.
 
I never heard “nutted” before. I am assuming it was jizz.
 
You might understand at Victoria's Secret?
Dawg--- you been in a Victoria's secret lately?
It's ain't your 90s Victoria's secret no more.....
That is soul crushing! Clob, you basically just told my 9 year old self Santa Claus isn’t real. I’ve been married 30 years so I haven’t been to VS in quite a few years but I was happy in my illusion.
 
That is soul crushing! Clob, you basically just told my 9 year old self Santa Claus isn’t real. I’ve been married 30 years so I haven’t been to VS in quite a few years but I was happy in my illusion.
Crushed me to. I thought I'd swing in there one day and buy my girl some "after baby party favors"-- and like you- I hadn't set foot in one in a while.

It looked like someone threw up on a weight watchers convention.
 
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Crushed me to. I thought I'd swing in there one day and buy my girl some "after baby party favors"-- and like you- I hadn't set foot in one in a while.

It looked like someone threw up on a weight watchers convention.
Evidently I’ve been living in Biden World. Casually mentioned a trip to VS to my wife after reading Clob’s description.
She looked up over her book and said “you’d be HIGHLY disappointed. It’s not what you remember…”.
 
Hope you didn't put the underwear back on the shelf afterwards.
Did that with a golf shirt once from the Dillard's at rolling oaks mall in San Antonio.
Miss fired, got in her eyes, she was pissed and eyes were burning- so I ran out to the rack and grabbed a golf shirt that she wiped her eyes with, then hung it back on the way out.

Why? Because the store sales lady saw me take it, and if I left it in there, she'd have known what we were up to. Then they'd have a BOLO on me at that store- and POOF-- I'd lose one of my hook up spots.
 
Did that with a golf shirt once from the Dillard's at rolling oaks mall in San Antonio.
Miss fired, got in her eyes, she was pissed and eyes were burning- so I ran out to the rack and grabbed a golf shirt that she wiped her eyes with, then hung it back on the way out.

Why? Because the store sales lady saw me take it, and if I left it in there, she'd have known what we were up to. Then they'd have a BOLO on me at that store- and POOF-- I'd lose one of my hook up spots.
LOL!!!
 
Did that with a golf shirt once from the Dillard's at rolling oaks mall in San Antonio.
Miss fired, got in her eyes, she was pissed and eyes were burning- so I ran out to the rack and grabbed a golf shirt that she wiped her eyes with, then hung it back on the way out.

Why? Because the store sales lady saw me take it, and if I left it in there, she'd have known what we were up to. Then they'd have a BOLO on me at that store- and POOF-- I'd lose one of my hook up spots.
The ole knuckle children to the eye combo. Smooth smooth...
 
Did that with a golf shirt once from the Dillard's at rolling oaks mall in San Antonio.
Miss fired, got in her eyes, she was pissed and eyes were burning- so I ran out to the rack and grabbed a golf shirt that she wiped her eyes with, then hung it back on the way out.

Why? Because the store sales lady saw me take it, and if I left it in there, she'd have known what we were up to. Then they'd have a BOLO on me at that store- and POOF-- I'd lose one of my hook up spots.
TMI - Too Much Information, but thanks for sharing.
 
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🤘🏻😎 UT ≠ TEX… WTF?

Makes sense to me. Tenn has been in the SEC forever and we are the newbie. I like "Tex" better anyway. The actual games have all of the meaning as compared to this small victory by Tenn. We just need to take care of business on the field and flee from any of the meaningless minutiae.
 
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Makes sense to me. Tenn has been in the SEC forever and we are the newbie. I like "Tex" better anyway. The actual games have all of the meaning as compared to this small victory by Tenn. We just need to take care of business on the field and flee from any of the meaningless minutiae.
Actually, this is a nothing burger for me… same as the ‘horns down’ silliness. Just win, that will be all most real fans care about.
 
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Actually, this is a nothing burger for me… same as the ‘horns down’ silliness. Just win, that will be all most real fans care about.
Exactly. Just donkey punch them every time we get them on the field and that will settle the “who’s the real UT” argument.
 
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