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You guys hear about this?
Yep. Saw that this morning....and they say there's no good news anymore. Seriously though, I still know some people in LEO and cyber-security investigations. They're all abuzz over it. What a coup by the Israelis....or whoever. This operation took some serious intel.
 
Geez the world is literally turning upside down. I’m hoping Jesus is coming soon.
It's a joke WRL-- let me esssplain what happened-

Hezbollah knew that the Israelis could track their cellphones. So the Hez traded in their cellphones with Hez leadership and were issued old school pagers.
So now, they get beeped, they make a call or read the text. You can't track the GPS on a pager- it's just a little recieving device.

Well-- somehow, the Israelis were able to intercept those 1200 pagers BEFORE they were issued to Hezbollah agents (we don't know how) and they planted tiny explosives in ALL of them.

This morning, the Jews woke up and thought "hey, let's reach out and touch someone" and so they sent texts to 1200 beepers at the same time. Ans obviously the text they sent was the detonation code because BOOM....... all 1200 blew up at once.
Now, obviously these were not massive bombs, just big enough to blow off some fingers, or leave a good bleeding wound. But some folks carry their pager in their pocket.... next to their balls.........


And just like that, some dudes got their dicks blowed off......

And now with no dick, the joke is "hey, these Hezbollah guys can now box for the women's Olympics team...."

Joke drum roll or sad trombone effect.....

Get it now?
 
It's a joke WRL-- let me esssplain what happened-

Hezbollah knew that the Israelis could track their cellphones. So the Hez traded in their cellphones with Hez leadership and were issued old school pagers.
So now, they get beeped, they make a call or read the text. You can't track the GPS on a pager- it's just a little recieving device.

Well-- somehow, the Israelis were able to intercept those 1200 pagers BEFORE they were issued to Hezbollah agents (we don't know how) and they planted tiny explosives in ALL of them.

This morning, the Jews woke up and thought "hey, let's reach out and touch someone" and so they sent texts to 1200 beepers at the same time. Ans obviously the text they sent was the detonation code because BOOM....... all 1200 blew up at once.
Now, obviously these were not massive bombs, just big enough to blow off some fingers, or leave a good bleeding wound. But some folks carry their pager in their pocket.... next to their balls.........


And just like that, some dudes got their dicks blowed off......

And now with no dick, the joke is "hey, these Hezbollah guys can now box for the women's Olympics team...."

Joke drum roll or sad trombone effect.....

Get it now?
Remember back in the day saying “man my pager is blowing up!”
 
It's a joke WRL-- let me esssplain what happened-

Hezbollah knew that the Israelis could track their cellphones. So the Hez traded in their cellphones with Hez leadership and were issued old school pagers.
So now, they get beeped, they make a call or read the text. You can't track the GPS on a pager- it's just a little recieving device.

Well-- somehow, the Israelis were able to intercept those 1200 pagers BEFORE they were issued to Hezbollah agents (we don't know how) and they planted tiny explosives in ALL of them.

This morning, the Jews woke up and thought "hey, let's reach out and touch someone" and so they sent texts to 1200 beepers at the same time. Ans obviously the text they sent was the detonation code because BOOM....... all 1200 blew up at once.
Now, obviously these were not massive bombs, just big enough to blow off some fingers, or leave a good bleeding wound. But some folks carry their pager in their pocket.... next to their balls.........


And just like that, some dudes got their dicks blowed off......

And now with no dick, the joke is "hey, these Hezbollah guys can now box for the women's Olympics team...."

Joke drum roll or sad trombone effect.....

Get it now?
Yup. I understand it was a bit. My post still stands.
 
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Best thing about that pager business.....since the pagers blew up, the top guys were issued radios.....and....well, that didnt work out so well either.
 
Fact is....I hear the new Hezbola communications director is a breeder of pigeons....
 
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Now that I think about it....mosad did not try very hard to hide the fact that they could track all the cell phones....otherwise the pagers would never have been used
 
Now that I think about it....mosad did not try very hard to hide the fact that they could track all the cell phones....otherwise the pagers would never have been used
Every bad guy knows their cell phone can be tracked.
 
Couch burners are real…check out the WVU fans about half way through this clip. BTW: this YouTuber/TikTok bro is a total douche nozzle and deserves whatever comes his way.

 
ROFL! “Never been so dry in my life”

Despite the major cringe factor and the Kumalot & Waldo support, I gotta give the guy the brass balls award for the day. If I ever publicly posted anything like this my family, friends and colleagues would thereafter cease to recognize any relationship with me.
 
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Despite the major cringe factor and the Kumalot & Waldo support, I gotta give the guy the brass balls award for the day. If I ever publicly posted anything like this my family, friends and colleagues would thereafter cease to recognize any relationship with me.
Nah Brother. Lack of self awareness doesn’t equate to balls. He honestly believes he’s The Man…
 
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The next time you think you've had a bad day, come back here and watch this video.....



Then ask yourself- did you have a "walking across the street and had random missile land on your head" kind of bad day????