US Chick Soccer thread

[clob94]

Poor Thailand. They just showed our girls lined up next to their girls and our girls look like master assassins and their girls look like they've been on a refuge boat in the Pacific for 3 months. I've never seen a mudhole stomped dry, but I think I'm about to.

 

[Son of Wasatch]

Without pictures, this thread sucks.

Just wanted to get that out there ASAP

 

[clob94]

It's live on fox ya lazy ba$tard. Turn on your TV.

 

[clob94]

I would rearrange Alex Morgan's kidneys.

 

[clob94]

Well there's 15 minutes left to play and the score is

US-- snowman
Thailand-- donut

Zach ertz blonde wife is breeding stock.

 

[clob94]

So it's 11-0 now and the goalie for thailand looks like someone ate her dog---- again.

 

[clob94]

Finally it's over.

USA 13
Thailand 0

The Thai goalie had more balls fly by her head than a pornstar at a gang bang.

That was an absolute massacre. You know how in football when you hang 60 on a team and you pull off and say to yourself "we could have scored a hundred if we wanted to"....
Well--- these girls wanted to.

I officially know what a stomped dry mudhole looks like now. Sorry thailand. You 've run into what could quite possibly be the best women's soccer team in the history of mankind.

 

[mm42]

How in the hell did Thailand make the world cup? They were pitiful. Do they even have lesbians in Thailand? This was like the New England Patriots vs your local high school team.

 

[TX1972]

Finally it's over.

USA 13
Thailand 0

The Thai goalie had more balls fly by her head than a pornstar at a gang bang.

That was an absolute massacre. You know how in football when you hang 60 on a team and you pull off and say to yourself "we could have scored a hundred if we wanted to"....
Well--- these girls wanted to.

I officially know what a stomped dry mudhole looks like now. Sorry thailand. You 've run into what could quite possibly be the best women's soccer team in the history of mankind.

You know that the US women's national team practices against elite 16 yo boys? Because 18 yo boys stomp them.but

 

[clob94]

You know that the US women's national team practices against elite 16 yo boys? Because 18 yo boys stomp them.but

Seriously?

 

[TX1972]

Seriously?

Yes. That big a difference. When Serena and Venus were new to pro tennis, they claimed that they could beat any man outside the top 200. #210 proved that wrong.

 

[BringBackRoyal]

Seriously?

Definitely.

The UConn women’s basketball team practices against regular male students who played basketball in high school. The guys hold their own, even though none of them had the slightest chance of getting an offer from any of the 351 Division I men’s programs.

 

[Son of Wasatch]

How in the hell did Thailand make the world cup? They were pitiful. Do they even have lesbians in Thailand? This was like the New England Patriots vs your local high school team.

I think all their lesbians have dicks so they don't qualify as lesbians or women or men.

 

[Longyac]

How in the hell did Thailand make the world cup? They were pitiful. Do they even have lesbians in Thailand? This was like the New England Patriots vs your local high school team.

Watched the game and the answer is yes. I'd venture two of them were triple chromosome.

 

[Crimson_Warrior]

Such an incredibly stark contrast between how dominate is our women's team, and how badly our men's team struggles to beat teams like trinidad and tobago (ffs).

I know men's soccer still gets the runts of the litter so to speak, but damn. Hasn't pro soccer in the US improved enough to produce at least a few guys that look like they belong on the field with the costa ricans?

 

[clob94]

As long as the best female athletes in America play soccer, we will continue to be good in soccer.

As long as the best male athletes in America play in the NFL, we will continue to suck in soccer.

Nutshell

 

[LonghornMM]

As long as the best female athletes in America play soccer, we will continue to be good in soccer.

As long as the best male athletes in America play in the NFL, we will continue to suck in soccer.

Nutshell

It's still soccer. ((((yawn))))

 

[clob94]

It's still soccer. ((((yawn))))

Dude I get that. But 13-0 isn't soccer. That's a day full of Aztecs throwing people into the volcano. One after the next. Plus, dude-- we've got some eye candy on the U.S. team. Like, legit pretty girls. Not trumped up media pretty girls like were on the last few teams. I remember thinking Hope Solo was good looking until those photos were stolen off her phone and her junk ended up looking like a catchers Mitt had a baby with an Arby's roast beef sammich on the floor of a unswept Barber shop.

 

[LonghornMM]

Dude I get that. But 13-0 isn't soccer. That's a day full of Aztecs throwing people into the volcano. One after the next. Plus, dude-- we've got some eye candy on the U.S. team. Like, legit pretty girls. Not trumped up media pretty girls like were on the last few teams. I remember thinking Hope Solo was good looking until those photos were stolen off her phone and her junk ended up looking like a catchers Mitt had a baby with an Arby's roast beef sammich on the floor of a unswept Barber shop.

 

[Crimson_Warrior]

It's still soccer. ((((yawn))))

True. But something about mixing in the US flag gets me pretty fired up for the regional tournaments (e.g. gold cup) and the world cup.

 

[clob94]

And then there's the chicks from Spain.

Maria Leon is so hard core that she has a neck tattoo. Not on the back of her neck, oh no----- that's for poosays. She's got it on her gullet.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/María_Pilar_León

Methinks she likes it a little rough during play time.

 

[ASURAM2010]

Dude I get that. But 13-0 isn't soccer. That's a day full of Aztecs throwing people into the volcano. One after the next. Plus, dude-- we've got some eye candy on the U.S. team. Like, legit pretty girls. Not trumped up media pretty girls like were on the last few teams. I remember thinking Hope Solo was good looking until those photos were stolen off her phone and her junk ended up looking like a catchers Mitt had a baby with an Arby's roast beef sammich on the floor of a unswept Barber shop.

Yep! Alex Morgan, Julie Ertz, just to name a couple off the top of my head...

 

[clob94]

Yep! Alex Morgan, Julie Ertz, just to name a couple off the top of my head...

Alex Morgan is more striking than French pilots and baggage handlers.

 

[mm42]

Watched the game and the answer is yes. I'd venture two of them were triple chromosome.

I was joking. They had one "girl" who made Abby Wambach and Megan Rapinoe look like girly girls. It was sad.

Ertz is my favorite American player, no clue if she is good at soccer. But I love her talent.

 

[clob94]

I was joking. They had one "girl" who made Abby Wambach and Megan Rapinoe look like girly girls. It was sad.

Ertz is my favorite American player, no clue if she is good at soccer. But I love her talent.

She's got that Jenny Finch look to her.

Norway is about to play france and I'm betting there will be blonde hair everywhere.



Back to our mushroom clouding of Thailand---- can the soccer nerds tell me why the media is making such a big deal out of our girls celebrating after their goals? Are you not supposed to be excited after scoring a goal? Are we such a PC society that we can't show some emotion for fear of hurting the feelings of other nations? Would the media be making a big deal out of it if we had beaten Russia by 13?

 

[Oldmanastro]

Orange slices, trophies and ribbons for everyone!

 

[DHHorn]

She's got that Jenny Finch look to her.

Norway is about to play france and I'm betting there will be blonde hair everywhere.



Back to our mushroom clouding of Thailand---- can the soccer nerds tell me why the media is making such a big deal out of our girls celebrating after their goals? Are you not supposed to be excited after scoring a goal? Are we such a PC society that we can't show some emotion for fear of hurting the feelings of other nations? Would the media be making a big deal out of it if we had beaten Russia by 13?

Not a soccer nerd but I enjoy watching the World Cup.
Three to nothing is considered a blow out in Soccer. Thirteen to nothing can be considered showboating or poor sportsmanship because it is literally unheard of. It is so easy to run out the clock in soccer because there is no shot clock, downs, strike outs, etc... you can literally play keep away all game. I'm on the fence on this issue. Yeah it's good to let you're back ups score but at the same time it may have been a little excessive. Thank god it wasn't men's soccer, there probably would have been a riot or the coach would get murdered or something.

 

[clob94]

Not a soccer nerd but I enjoy watching the World Cup.
Three to nothing is considered a blow out in Soccer. Thirteen to nothing can be considered showboating or poor sportsmanship because it is literally unheard of. It is so easy to run out the clock in soccer because there is no shot clock, downs, strike outs, etc... you can literally play keep away all game. I'm on the fence on this issue. Yeah it's good to let you're back ups score but at the same time it may have been a little excessive. Thank god it wasn't men's soccer, there probably would have been a riot or the coach would get murdered or something.

That's only if you play for a select few countries. iraq, Columbia, Iran, Congo, Italy, South Africa, france, you know--- uncivilized places..........

 

[clob94]

USA vs chile kicks off in 30 minutes. Vegas has the over under of total goals been the two teams at 3.5.

Seems a weeee bit low. Clob is taking the over.

 

[LonghornMM]

You'll have to excuse me if I don't watch the chick kickball game. I'll be watching the Astros, CWS and NASCAR, sitting in my bud's pool in Bayou Vista, having several cold one's.

 

[mm42]

I wish we wouldn't have a team captain for the US national team who freaking protests during the national anthem in a foreign country. Why represent your country if you don't like it?

 

[Oldmanastro]

NASCAR: go left, go straight, go left, go left.

 

[oldhorn2]

then you have the drag races....for the red necks that dont have a long enough attention span to watch a full circle of the track....

 

[freeper]

At the risk of losing face around here....I'll be watching the final round of the US Open....

 

[clob94]

Well we won easily 3-0 and the starters didn't even play. 8 of them were sat for rest.