I thought this was gold...
"Your mentality has to be right going into an A&M game. It's completely different from any other program because the normal rules don't apply. You can't say "man, I hope we can pull this one out today", but instead, you have to go into each game thinking "I'm curious to see how we **** this up today." Our historical futility is so incredible, that you almost have to conclude that it's divine. There is no human or earthly explanation as to why A&M is so consistently putrid. Any other program with our resources would have at least LUCKED into a championship of some sort after all these years, but not A&M. So instead of "kicking against the goad" and fighting with God about why He hates A&M so much, and hoping against hope that we someday will win ANYTHING of significance, you have to look at each week's game as a purely financial opportunity and at least try to make a few bucks out of the weekly **** show we put on the field each week."