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Democrats changing their symbol from a donkey to a condom.

Royal Soil

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The Democratic Party announced today that they are changing their symbol from a donkey to a condom because it more accurately reflects the party's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being screwed.
It just doesn't get more accurate than that!!
 
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