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Ketch's 10 Thoughts From The Weekend: Sarkisian's youth movement on his staff...

He had a dominant Sr year at LT. Won the offensive player of the year from the touchdown club. I also saw several reports he had a pretty good week of practice from other sites. Banks will be fine if they drop him off one week when he put a whole year of tape on film they are dumber then I thought. Sometimes people do dumb things, I dont know what to tell you.

I actually don't know what to tell you. Actually, I do have a few things.

* He had an up and down week. I've seen the videos of the one on ones. His pass protection against the absolute elite of the elite is a work in progress.

* Say what you want to about Adam's view of the situation, but he saw the kid in person all week. His comments weren't based on what he heard others say on other sites.

* Some sites peddle significant sunshine as a way of business (ie... Texas is going to get every recruit... or is going to flip every committed prospect... or every player looks GREAT!). Be on the lookout for that shit. Don't let your confirmation bias swallow the ability to take in all information.

* At the end of the day, Banks is a terrific prospect. If Texas is patient with him and allows him to grow into his future, I think we're talking about a high level Sunday player in the making.
 
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It feels like we're making more out of moving to right tackle than we probably should.

It should be the easier position to play.
Maybe. Looks like Banks should have not stepped up and volunteered to play out if position if Rivals is going to slam him for it. You know football more than me, but it seems like it would be an adjustment playing on the other side that would take more than a few days of practice.
 
Maybe. Looks like Banks should have not stepped up and volunteered to play out if position if Rivals is going to slam him for it. You know football more than me, but it seems like it would be an adjustment playing on the other side that would take more than a few days of practice.

Your choice of words feels way over the top.

Slam?

Or critique?

The commentary was based on a week's worth of action against the best players in the country. It's not the end-all, be-all, but I'd be lying to you if I said my concerns about his ability to play tackle were eased this week.
 
5. Sympathy for the Devil
4. Honky Tonk Woman
3. Satisfaction
2. Paint it Black
1. Gimme Shelter

Not a bad top 5 except Gimme Shelter would be my #5 or lower, but still in the top 10. It has more historical than musical interest, marking the bloody end of the short-lived Woodstock hippy-dippy “peace, love, and understanding” era after the disaster of the Stones’ concert at Altamont raceway just four months later. Where’s Brown Sugar on your list?

The Stones are very talented, but amazing Mick’s always gotten a pass from the supposed cognoscenti for his misogynistic Under My Thumb and Midnight Rambler.
 
Your choice of words feels way over the top.

Slam?

Or critique?

The commentary was based on a week's worth of action against the best players in the country. It's not the end-all, be-all, but I'd be lying to you if I said my concerns about his ability to play tackle were eased this week.
Will be interesting to see where he ends up. I just hope Rivals doesn’t repay him for playing in the game and playing a new position by taking away his fifth star.
 
Not a bad top 5 except Gimme Shelter would be my #5 or lower, but still in the top 10. It has more historical than musical interest, marking the bloody end of the short-lived Woodstock hippy-dippy “peace, love, and understanding era” after the disaster of the Stones’ concert at Altamont raceway the following year. Where’s Brown Sugar on your list?

The Stones are very talented, but amazing Mick’s always gotten a pass from the supposed cognoscenti for his misogynistic Under My Thumb and Midnight Rambler.
Oh man, too low on Shelter.

The Merry Clayton background vocals are everything.
 
Will be interesting to see where he ends up. I just hope Rivals doesn’t repay him for playing in the game and playing a new position by taking away his fifth star.
Taking away a fifth star rarely happens. I think he probably just drops about 10-12 spots.
 
You have a spelling mistake on #9

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College football is a young man's game.

Texas head coach Steve Sarkisian told as much on National Signing Day when he confessed that the "Sark After Dark" social media campaign had less to do with someone's creative marketing campaign and more to do with the fact that these damn high school kids from the 2020s don't operate on Luby's time.

"That's when these kids operate now," Sarkisian said. "They operate at night."

When Sarkisian first made the comments, I thought about how worthless I'd be as a 45-year old father of seven-year old twins. It's not that I'm always asleep when the members of the 2022 class want to do their bidding, it's that the last thing I'd want to do after being awake for 17 hours in any day is have to humor a high school kid between Tweets and Tik Tok posts.

Perhaps we need to replace "GET OFF MY LAWN!" with "LET ME WATCH MY NETFLIX!"

After becoming self-aware to my Monday Morning Quarterbacking limitations, I thought about the ages of Sarkisian's first-year staff.

Stan Drayton is 50. Andre Coleman is 50. Jeff Banks is 46. Kyle Flood is 50. Jeff Choate is 51. Terry Joseph is 48. Pete Kwiatkowski is 55. Bo Davis is 51.

Of course, two members of the staff - A.J. Milwee (35) and Blake Gideon (32) are a couple of whippersnappers, but the most part I found Sarkisian's staff in the same Danny Glover/Roger Murtaugh "I'm Too Old For This Shit" Club, for which I'm a card-carrying member.

Did you know that Glover/Murtaugh was only 41 years old when the first Lethal Weapon movie came out?

It's not that you have to be old to be in this particular club, it's just that you have to have lived long enough to think that waiting for teenagers to drove a top 8 at 11pm night feels like a trip to an inner circle of hell. Even if you're awake at 11am, like Banks probably is, refreshing Twitter probably isn't what you want on your agenda.

I wondered on Signing Day if the comments made by Sarkisian were some kind of foreshadowing for what he might do if and when he needed to name staff replacements in the coming month.

Sure enough, when Sarkisian needed to replace Drayton and Coleman, he did so with a pair of 30-somethings in Tashard Choice (37) and Brennan Marion (34). The fact that both of the new coaches are 29 combined years younger than the men they replace doesn't mean that the Longhorns will automatically be a better coaching staff.
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Maybe they will and maybe they won't, but age itself won't matter.

Yet, when it comes to recruiting and the bird-dogging of high school kids at all hours of the night, the staff feels better positioned with twice as many 30 somethings on the staff than it did before, especially when you consider that the running backs and wide receivers coaching positions are traditionally two of the best on any major college coaching staff.

Make no mistake about it, Choice and Marion have been both hired to make an immediate impact in recruiting. If it doesn't happen, I'm guessing Sarkisian will view the moves as a disappointment. I can assure you that Sarkisian doesn't want to have to offer a dozen wide receivers from the state of Texas in 2023.

I'm guessing Sark told them in interviews that being part-vampire is a big part of the job. After all, #SarkAfterDark is an anthem by necessity.

No. 2 - Updated Portal List ...

With a few names off the list and a few more names in the Portal, here's an updated look at my personal Top 25 available players in the Portal going into the first week of 2022.

1. RB - Zach Evans (TCU)
2. DE Jared Verse (Albany)
3. WR - Jacob Cowing (UTEP)
4. OL - Mason Brooks (Western Kentucky)
5. WR - Isaiah Nayor (Wyoming)
6. S - Brandon Joseph (Northwestern)
7. S - Iseem Young (Iowa State)
8. LB Ivan Pace Jr. (Miami-Ohio)
9. LB - Terrence Lewis (Maryland) -
10. Edge - Lonnie Phillips (Miami-Ohio)
11. LB - Mohamoud Diabate (Florida)
12. WR Taj Harris (Syracuse)
13. QB Cameron Ward (Incarnate Ward)
14. OL Hunter Nourzad (Cornell)
15. LB - Darius Muasau (Hawaii)
16. DE - Jonah Laulu (Hawaii)
17. WR - Deion Smith LSU
18. LB - Kris Moll (UAB)
19. WR Jaden Blue (Temple)
20. LB - Branden Jennings Maryland)
21. OL - Tre'mond Shorts (East Tennessee State)
22. WR Sam Crawford (Tulsa)
23. OL - J.D. DiRenzo (Sacred Haert)
24. WR - Jaylen Hall (Western Michigan)
25. WR Mitchell Tinsley (Western Kentucky)

No. 3 - And then there was one...

With the announcements of Omari Abor to Ohio State and Harold Perkins to Texas A&M on Sunday at the UA All-America game, only one uncommitted prospect remains with regards to the elite of the elite prospects from the state of Texas - Arlington Bowie offensive lineman Devon Campbell.

Considering the importance of Campbell to the Texas recruiting class, maybe it's appropriate that Campbell is scheduled to be the last man off the board among the state's Top 25 prospects.

If you haven't turned your attention to the Class of 2023, now is officially the time to do so.

As far as what took place at the Under Armor game, here are a few random thoughts...

a. Kelvin Banks looked all week like the guy we pretty much thought he was - a road shaking punisher in the running game and a work in progress as a tackle in pass protection. If anything, Neto Umeozulu probably proved that he warrants being mentioned in the same breath as every line prospect in Texas not named Devon Campbell.

b. part of me wonders if Banks lost his lofty ranking over the course of the last week. Consider what was written on Sunday by Rivals national analyst Adam Friedman: "The future Texas Longhorn was also one of the best offensive linemen throughout the week of practice. Kelvin Banks, the top ranked offensive linemen in the game and Umeozulu's future teammate in Austin, capped a forgettable week of practice with a similar performance in the game."

c. There seems to be an absolute consensus that Campbell is the No.1 line prospect in the state and it's been that way every time they've all worked out together. .

d. There's no getting around the fact that Harold Perkins is a fantastic get for the Aggies. There's just no one else in the state quite like him and even if he plays at a position with a historically high bust rate, he's among the best linebacker prospects that this state has produced in the modern era of recruiting. It's kind of amazing that so much defensive talent is giving Jimbo Fisher the benefit of the doubt with no definitive defensive coordinator in place.

e. Evan Stewart didn't perform like a five-star this week. I'll back off with the hyperbole for a while. On the other hand, Chris Marshall might have to crack my Top 10 in the final LSR 100.

No. 4 - The GOAT wide receiver?

After posting the greatest freshman season in the history of the Texas wide receiver, I wondered this weekend what Xavier Worthy would have to do to own the triple crown of major career receiving records.

By my count, he would have to average 93 receptions for 1,443 yards and 12 touchdowns over the course of the next two seasons in order to pull it off, assuming that he heads to the NFL after three seasons.

Those are impossible numbers to pull off, but it definitely puts the careers that Jordan Shipley and Roy Williams both had in better perspective, although each of them played four years instead of three.

No. 5 - About Anwar's prediction ...

If you missed Anwar Richardson's Sunday Pulpit, the highlight was a never-too-early-to-go-out-on-a-limb 7-5 prediction for the Longhorns in 2022.

Considering the Longhorns just went 5-7, it's probably not too crazy of a prediction. I suppose my biggest question about a 7-5 season is what it means in the grand scheme of things for Sarkisian.

Where exactly would a .500 record (not including the 2022 bowl game) through two seasons leave Sarkisian?

Does that put him on a hot seat for 2023 with a double-digit win mandate to save his job? Could Texas as an institution be patient enough to ride it out with Sarkisian into 2024 and 2025, regardless of record? Does a decade of losing cause the standards to drop to levels that wouldn't have existed under... dare I say... Tom Herman?

I don't really have any answers. I'm just thinking out loud.

No. 6 - Take that loss, Huggy-Bear ...

How much did that 15-point loss to the Longhorns on Saturday leave an awful taste in the mouth of West Virginia head coach Bob Huggins?

If the flame thrower he used against the Texas fan-base on Saturday is any indication, he might have just swallowed his own vomit at some point during the game.

"This is one of the easiest places to play because they don’t bring people in here," Huggins said. "Go to K-State. Go to KU. Go to Oklahoma State. That’s hard. You can’t hear coaches yelling things out. You can’t hear your teammates. Here, you can hear conversations in the stands, almost .The whole thing to me is mental."

It sounds to me like Huggins hasn't quite figured out that the Longhorns have built its home-court advantage on being able to hear what he yells out. The joke is on him.

Seriously, if Huggins really wanted to talk about the Texas crowd, it would have been gutsier to do so before the game and not afterwards because it feels a little like sour grapes.

I guess if you've swallowed your own vomit, maybe sour grapes doesn't taste so bad.

No. 7 – BUY or SELL …

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(Sell) The vibe at the moment is that he'll be staying put.



(Sell) I think we'll see on occasion, but I don't expect it to be a staple of the offense from week to week.



(Sell) You can feel free to ask this question again a little later in the year, but at the moment this is a roster with question marks all over the place and a head coach that has never remotely enjoyed that kind of on-field success in his three stops thus far.



(Sell) Easily.



(Buy) You'd have to be a real homer to not acknowledge that Aranda just pulled off the single-best job of coaching any of us have ever seen in the history of the Big 12.



(Buy) Before the end of the season, we might see Sarkisian go completely with youth/his guys.



(Buy) He's my starter at the edge position at this point. I don't know who Texas has that will be better.



(Buy) Of course. Money talks and so much else walks.



(Sell) Doomed? Nah.



(Sell) OU seems to have calmed the chaos down a little.



(Buy) You're basically asking me if the Longhorns have a draft-eligible junior coming into this season that will go before the end of the first three rounds and I don't see that person yet, even if a couple of players could emerge into that type of prospect.



(Buy) Absolutely. It's a wrinkle that makes a lot of sense for this team.



(Buy) I expect Texas to have at least five new starters from the Portal by the time August rolls around.

No. 8 - Scattershooting on the sports weekend ...

... I really fell for the Michigan hype and thought they would beat Georgia. I feel like a dumb-dumb for giving the Big 10 some benefit of the doubt. In the end, it definitely feels like the best two teams in the country are meeting for the title.

... Texas fans are never going to get over how Tom Herman handled Jaxon Smith-Njigba's recruitment and that's completely fair. He's good.

... Not a bad showing by the Big 12 in the bowl season at all.

... Props to Mike Gundy for a 12-win season. Every time I doubt the guy, he makes me pay for it.

... Should Mack Brown have stayed in television? Is a 21-17 record in three seasons at UNC good enough?

... Rest in peace, John Madden. There will never be another like him. Back in the day, if he was talking about the butt sweat of the Dallas Cowboys offensive line, you knew that the Cowboys had it going really good.

... My expectations for the Dallas Cowboys going into the playoffs are minimal. Maybe we'll win a playoff game, but it's hard to really expect more than that. We're like Michigan football.

... Kliff Kingsbury out-coaching Mike McCarthy is a sentence I never thought I would type.

... Ja'Marr Chase is some kind of football player. My goodness.

... Someone is eating steak tonight!


... I really don't know how to put into words what I think about the Antonio Brown situation, but he did himself a world of harm on Sunday. Feels like he needs some help.

... The D'Onta Foreman Tour continued on Sunday... 132 yards and a touchdown,. Keep it up, D'Onta!

... The benching of Foreman might have cost @Alex Dunlap a first-ever Orangebloods fantasy championship. Congrats to @a_hornsfan for his first title. The best team all season proved to be the best on Sunday. Kudos.

... A Kevin Durant/Joel Embiid playoff series would be a lot of fun.

... Consider me a very frustrated Liverpool fan at the moment.

No. 9 - Top 10 The Rolling Stones ...

If last week was about The Beatles, then this week should be about their British partners in rock and roll immortality.

Read it and weep.

11. Dance Little Sister
10. Beast of Burden
9. Start Me Up
8. Jumping Jack Flash
7. You Can’t Always Get What You Want
6. Wild Horses
5. Sympathy for the Devil
4. Honky Tonk Woman
3. Satisfaction
2. Paint it Black
1. Gimme Shelter

No. 10 - And Finally...

Rest in peace, Betty White. For all of the things she did in her career, I'll always remember her as Rose from the Golden Girls, a show that I watched with both of my maternal grandmothers.

Looks like you canceled Brown Sugar.
 
Who will be better in the Big 12 than Texas at QB, OL, Pressure Players? I think it all comes down to can we create pressure and turnovers.
Barring some solid, immediate contributors from the portal, it would be easier to list the Big 12 teams that WON'T be better than Texas at OL and Pressure Players.
 
what do you think Texas is going to do with its final spots? take reserves?
Well, I wouldn’t call their foray into the portal last year a monster success.


and the info we tend to get is Texas is always late to the portal offer party.

So going from 1 productive portal player last yr to 5 is quite a little nugget I would say.
 
I actually don't know what to tell you. Actually, I do have a few things.

* He had an up and down week. I've seen the videos of the one on ones. His pass protection against the absolute elite of the elite is a work in progress.

* Say what you want to about Adam's view of the situation, but he saw the kid in person all week. His comments weren't based on what he heard others say on other sites.

* Some sites peddle significant sunshine as a way of business (ie... Texas is going to get every recruit... or is going to flip every committed prospect... or every player looks GREAT!). Be on the lookout for that shit. Don't let your confirmation bias swallow the ability to take in all information.

* At the end of the day, Banks is a terrific prospect. If Texas is patient with him and allows him to grow into his future, I think we're talking about a high level Sunday player in the making.
Thanks for the response Ketch. I really just find it crazy the swings on these guys the industry does. This is a quote from another site with a reporter there all week. So you can see how I just was like WTF? when I read what Adam said.

"when he latches on to folks in the run game, they typically go for a ride. When he mirrors them in pass protection, they are typically walled off from the QB. He has long arms and good athleticism, and is just plain good. No player gave him issues all game long. He gave up just one sack, when the DE guessed the snap count and he got beat around the edge. But he otherwise stoned whoever was in his path. I was as impressed with Banks as any OL in the game, period. What a player."
 
I feel like this is Groundhog Day.
If Ewers is the second coming of Garrett Gilbert, then yes it's Groundhog Day.

However... if our OL can just step up to the level of "average" and Ewers is half the QB you have sworn he is, then we should be able to put up points on offense. We have potentially generational players in Bijan and X. We may get a healthy Troy Omeire and JWhitt. If we can block a little, all the pieces are there.

Defense may be a bigger stretch, but obviously it won't be hard to surpass last year's production. Biggest gets of the recruiting cycle were the guys coming back - Overshown, Cook and Jamison. So all we really need to replace/upgrade is ILB (Brockermeyer), Safety (Foster/Schooler) and Edge (I know Ovie is still here but one of the young guys or a transfer should be able to contest that spot). Pretty much anything out of the portal - especially at Safety - would be great.

I'm not saying we win 10 next year, but I think 7 should be beatable:

ULM - W
Bama - L
UTSA - W
@Tech - 50/50 (being generous to Tech at home here)
WV - W
OU - 50/50 (being generous to UT but Riley left us a real opportunity here)
ISU - W (they lost errbody)
@OSU 50/50
TCU - W
@KU - W
Baylor - 50/50

So the way I see it we are looking at 6 "should" wins, 1 "no way" and 4 tough games. I think 8 is reasonable, 10 would be stellar, and 7 would be some progress.

IF Ewers is great out of the box, I'll be shocked if we don't win 8+.
 
And another thing lol, why is it that Texas can NOT find a tackle? Any kid we ever recruit that is a tackle by the time he is getting ready to come to Texas we get prolly not a tackle. WTF? It has happened over and over for 10 years. Yet every team put 2 out there a week and they seem to have better success then us no matter what size, length or rating they have.
 
Thanks for the response Ketch. I really just find it crazy the swings on these guys the industry does. This is a quote from another site with a reporter there all week. So you can see how I just was like WTF? when I read what Adam said.

"when he latches on to folks in the run game, they typically go for a ride. When he mirrors them in pass protection, they are typically walled off from the QB. He has long arms and good athleticism, and is just plain good. No player gave him issues all game long. He gave up just one sack, when the DE guessed the snap count and he got beat around the edge. But he otherwise stoned whoever was in his path. I was as impressed with Banks as any OL in the game, period. What a player."
Great post. It just feels like Rivals is looking to justify dropping Banks' ranking. Let's revisit this after we see him in burnt orange.

On the other hand maybe it's good if they do drop Banks a bit. Remember how high they were on Tray Allen and Mason Walters? OL is tough to evaluate at the HS level. But I really, really like this whole class.
 
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@Ketchum early B/S for next week: Texas is seemingly late making portal offers on guys because the players they want and expect to transfer will enter the portal later.
 
Well, I wouldn’t call their foray into the portal last year a monster success.


and the info we tend to get is Texas is always late to the portal offer party.

So going from 1 productive portal player last yr to 5 is quite a little nugget I would say.
ok, completely fair.
 
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Thanks for the response Ketch. I really just find it crazy the swings on these guys the industry does. This is a quote from another site with a reporter there all week. So you can see how I just was like WTF? when I read what Adam said.

"when he latches on to folks in the run game, they typically go for a ride. When he mirrors them in pass protection, they are typically walled off from the QB. He has long arms and good athleticism, and is just plain good. No player gave him issues all game long. He gave up just one sack, when the DE guessed the snap count and he got beat around the edge. But he otherwise stoned whoever was in his path. I was as impressed with Banks as any OL in the game, period. What a player."
I don't see a lot of technical nuance when discussing his pass protection set of tools. To only say he "typically" walled off players from the quarterback is fairly un-insightful without any other added context to the how part.

What does typically mean?

I don't even know who wrote this, so apologies to the person that I've critiqued. I'm certainly fair game in that respect if anyone gets in their feelings.
 
If Ewers is the second coming of Garrett Gilbert, then yes it's Groundhog Day.

However... if our OL can just step up to the level of "average" and Ewers is half the QB you have sworn he is, then we should be able to put up points on offense. We have potentially generational players in Bijan and X. We may get a healthy Troy Omeire and JWhitt. If we can block a little, all the pieces are there.

Defense may be a bigger stretch, but obviously it won't be hard to surpass last year's production. Biggest gets of the recruiting cycle were the guys coming back - Overshown, Cook and Jamison. So all we really need to replace/upgrade is ILB (Brockermeyer), Safety (Foster/Schooler) and Edge (I know Ovie is still here but one of the young guys or a transfer should be able to contest that spot). Pretty much anything out of the portal - especially at Safety - would be great.

I'm not saying we win 10 next year, but I think 7 should be beatable:

ULM - W
Bama - L
UTSA - W
@Tech - 50/50 (being generous to Tech at home here)
WV - W
OU - 50/50 (being generous to UT but Riley left us a real opportunity here)
ISU - W (they lost errbody)
@OSU 50/50
TCU - W
@KU - W
Baylor - 50/50

So the way I see it we are looking at 6 "should" wins, 1 "no way" and 4 tough games. I think 8 is reasonable, 10 would be stellar, and 7 would be some progress.

IF Ewers is great out of the box, I'll be shocked if we don't win 8+.
I don't yet trust Sark as a head coach to get anywhere close to 10.
 
And another thing lol, why is it that Texas can NOT find a tackle? Any kid we ever recruit that is a tackle by the time he is getting ready to come to Texas we get prolly not a tackle. WTF? It has happened over and over for 10 years. Yet every team put 2 out there a week and they seem to have better success then us no matter what size, length or rating they have.
Lots of tackles in the 2021 class that Texas whiffed on.
 
Great post. It just feels like Rivals is looking to justify dropping Banks' ranking. Let's revisit this after we see him in burnt orange.

On the other hand maybe it's good if they do drop Banks a bit. Remember how high they were on Tray Allen and Mason Walters? OL is tough to evaluate at the HS level. But I really, really like this whole class.

a. That's non-sense to suggest they were going out of their way to justify dropping a kid that they literally just promoted higher than anyone else in the industry just says ago.

b. The people who rated Tray Allen and Mason Walters now work for On3.
 
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I don't yet trust Sark as a head coach to get anywhere close to 10.
Oh I agree, but I'd say 7 is an OK result next year and 8 is very achievable. We'll know a lot more about rosters by fall camp, but I expect improvement on our side and some drop off for other teams in the conference.
 
when has 7 ever been ok around here?
Maybe I'm an outlier, but 2020 was a serious eye opener for me in terms of how far this team is from being championship ready. We had major deficiencies in talent. In terms of continuity we had players adjusting yet again to new coordinators and schemes. And we clearly had an entrenched culture where some kids just weren't going to give it 100%.

I think it's entirely possible for us to be improved in all 3 areas next year and still only win 7, but we'd need to do it in a way that shows progress in those 3 areas. I think our talent will be better, but a lot of it will be young/inexperienced talent so it may not quite be enough to get more wins. Stability has to be better, as we'll be in our second year of the Sark offense and PK defense. And culture should be better, with the amount of turnover we're seeing in the roster.

So at this point my expectation is that it's very possible that - even if Sark is the guy - we'll end up at 7 wins next year. If that happens but we see a foundation being laid in terms of talent, continuity and culture, then I'll frankly be pretty satisfied with the direction of the program.
 
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