Funny story, if you'll allow me....
After school, I was living with a former teammate and now, current business partner. We were living out off 71, what used to be waaaaaay out there, like by the Backyard out there. Wealthy booster owned the land and his son was friends of ours. We basically looked after the land, a couple hundred acres, and lived in one of the houses there. Onion creek ran through the property there. We had a river, pool and hot tub. For being 22 years old, it was pimp. 4 bedroom house, the works. Well, one of our older teammates lost his spot as an Oline guy on the practice squad for the dolphins and asked to move in with us. Arguably one of the most fun times in my life.
Anyway, me and my roomate would pull a$$ out to the ranch, and fat boy would eventually provide comic relief and entertainment for all. One evening, we bring a bevy of girls back to the house with promises of booze, food, jacuzzi's pools, skinny dipping in onion creek etc. 10 chicks, 3 dudes.
Roomy loved him some crown and coke, fat boy just love straight whiskey.... I was a scotch and rocks man at that point. So we are in the living room with all these girls, and fatty is out on the deck grilling pork tenderloin and chicken... drunk off his arse-- and feeling a little neglected by the ladies. Next thing you know, his drunk a$$ is standing infront of the big nay window in the living room, naked, with both arms extended out..... like Jesus on the cross.
All 320 pounds of him, butt naked..... with his twig and berries tucked between his thighs..... quoting the scene from "Silence of the Lambs" saying "I would fvck me! I would fvck me sooooo hard!!!!".
Of course half the girls died laughing and the other half turned away in disgust.... but these were the sort of shenanigans we did. This was on a tuesday...........
