Mavs vs Rockets: A Tale of Two Teams

[Hornstache]

Was hard going back and forth, and remembering to sound dumb AF when I’m hornstache.

Dumb af? Your lack of intelligence is evident from your stupid proclamations about the Mavs on down to your attempts to paint me as the coward when you won't message me where the mods can't see. Everyone knows you are the biggest see you next on this board. Seriously, please hit me up next time you come to Austin.

 

[jshorn]

Dumb af? Your lack of intelligence is evident from your stupid proclamations about the Mavs on down to your attempts to paint me as the coward when you won't message me where the mods can't see. Everyone knows you are the biggest see you next on this board. Seriously, please hit me up next time you come to Austin.

More requests for DMs. Add weird AF to dumb AF.

 

[jshorn]

I actually didn't speak of any fight. I simply said he wouldn't call me a pussy to my face and that I would give him the opportunity if he wanted it. He was the douche who started talking about hugging each other on the ground. Now he wants to yell and scream ITT to try and draw attention to this to get me banned. He is a huge coward and I don't ever expect him to get the balls to DM me so he can say it to my face.

Hahahahhaa. More DM talk, hugging talk and balls talk. You would be on the ground anyway it went down. Keep hiding behind your keyboard.

 

[lilMAC]

Was hard

 

[Hornstache]

More requests for DMs. Add weird AF to dumb AF.

Definitely smarter than you. You have got to be the biggest joke on this site. Hit me up when you come to Austin. I will definitely buy you a beer and we can exchange pleasantries. Let me know when you are up for it!

 

[Hornstache]

Hahahahhaa. More DM talk, hugging talk and balls talk. You would be on the ground anyway it went down. Keep hiding behind your keyboard.

On the ground in the mount with you in full crybaby mode. You are the only one hiding behind your keyboard. I asked you to DM me multiple times if you really had a problem that you want to resolve. You won't do it because you are a huge Hope Solo gaper.

 

[solman1972]

Beer summit

 

[drunk randoke]

Nice feet

 

[Hornstache]

Beer summit

Douche keeps talking about fighting and I just really want to meet him and buy him a beer.

 

[Hornstache]

Live look at @jshorn getting some mat work in:

 

[solman1972]

Live look at @jshorn getting some mat work in:

The Quatch has entered the chat...


@TheAssquatch

 

[drunk randoke]

Douche keeps talking about fighting and I just really want to meet him and buy him a beer.

What do I need to do for that invitation?

 

[Hornstache]

What do I need to do for that invitation?

I noticed that chode liked @solman1972's Beer Summit post. Still no DM though. As soon as that loser mans up you are getting an invite.

 

[homeNaway]

It would look much different. I assure you. He may be running in the video.

LOL

 

[UTbatachele]

Two organizations going in polar opposite directions. Mavs with brightest young star in a generation and current WC Player of the Week winning 16 of last 21 vs. the disaster that is the Rockets who are praying for ping pong balls to drop right.

Hopefully, Carlisle doesn’t pull the bone head move to rest Luka tonight for Bucks’ game and it should be an easy win.

Doubt Mavs win a title in Lukkas time with them. Winning is just not in Mavs culture. Not counting the lucky title given to them by refs when Spurs got screwed in series.

 

[MB-HORNS]

Live look at @jshorn getting some mat work in:

wood

 

[MB-HORNS]

Anyway we can get an opening betting line of the shin dig?

 

[JMART1016]

Live look at @jshorn getting some mat work in:

I call next

 

[drunk randoke]

Anyway we can get an opening betting line of the shin dig?

Tree fitty on colt with a mustache

 

[solman1972]

I would propose a thread title change:

Jshorn v. Hornstache: A tale of two fighters

 

[Oooh Aaah]

Doubt Mavs win a title in Lukkas time with them. Winning is just not in Mavs culture. Not counting the lucky title given to them by refs when Spurs got screwed in series.

Dude. Seriously?

 

[Oooh Aaah]

Tree fitty on colt with a mustache

My money is on JSHorn. Fort Worth/Dallas doesn't lose to Houston. And I'm unbiased.

 

[Hornstache]

My money is on JSHorn. Fort Worth/Dallas doesn't lose to Houston. And I'm unbiased.

I'm from Austin smart guy.

 

[Hornstache]

I would propose a thread title change:

Jshorn v. Hornstache: A tale of two fighters

Not trying to get banned bro. I have been warned the last 10 times that the next one is perma.

 

[Oooh Aaah]

I'm from Austin smart guy.

Yeah but you're arguing/fighting for their honor. That makes you guilty by association.

 

[Hornstache]

Yeah but you're arguing/fighting for their honor. That makes you guilty by association.

Wrong. I dgaf about the Rockets or the Mavs. I came into this thread to laugh at how big of a dumbass @jshorn is for saying the Mavs are a top 5-6 team in the league. Then he called me a pussy, has been afraid to DM me, and stated that he was "past that" and instead wanted to get sweaty and roll around on the ground. What was your old handle btw?

 

[MB-HORNS]

Not trying to get banned bro. I have been warned the last 10 times that the next one is perma.

On a positive note you and I have not a brush up in a while... I can send you a DM if you though?

 

[Hornstache]

On a positive note you and I have not a brush up in a while... I can send you a DM if you though?

Not extending an olive branch but I have noticed you have been a lot more chill and reasonable lately.

 

[Oooh Aaah]

Wrong. I dgaf about the Rockets or the Mavs. I came into this thread to laugh at how big of a dumbass @jshorn is for saying the Mavs are a top 5-6 team in the league. Then he called me a pussy, has been afraid to DM me, and stated that he was "past that" and instead wanted to get sweaty and roll around on the ground. What was your old handle btw?

mtez7 -- i have been on a bender the last few days and I must have stupidly responded to Ketch's email about new handles. Sucks.

 

[Hornstache]

mtez7 -- i have been on a bender the last few days and I must have stupidly responded to Ketch's email about new handles. Sucks.

Haha at least throw it in your custom title in place of well-known member.

 

[MB-HORNS]

Not extending an olive branch but I have noticed you have been a lot more chill and reasonable lately.

 

[drunk randoke]

My money is on JSHorn. Fort Worth/Dallas doesn't lose to Houston. And I'm unbiased.

He’s Austin, babe

 

[drunk randoke]

Not extending an olive branch but I have noticed you have been a lot more chill and reasonable lately.

I love both of you. Should be enough. Mb can party like a champ. We need a beer.

 

[hornsrus]

Perhaps you should reread. Or you see what you want. I get challenged by some internet tough guy who got incensed that I said what he did was a pu$$y move. Call his bluff and he runs away. Explain where I lost my mind.

 

[MB-HORNS]

I love both of you. Should be enough. Mb can party like a champ. We need a beer.