**Official Texas vs Mormon thread of Magic Underpants**

[Etlonghorn]

Man I like Sark but DAMN, you don’t always have to be the smartest guy in the room.

 

[clob94]

BYU is figuring out our defense. Slowly.....

 

[westx]

Unbelievable catch.

 

[clob94]

We had a dude hanging in him.... another dude that hit him in the chest, and he STILL caught that ball.

Wow.

 

[Etlonghorn]

Turn around Williams and it’s an INT.

 

[hookem777]

Defense hold strong here

 

[clob94]

Finally busted a long run.

Now--- put it in the end zone. Let Arch play the 4th and let's call it a day.

 

[clob94]

There you go Murph. See the blitz and burn them.

 

[clob94]

Baxter limping after one carry.

Jesus kid.

 

[Etlonghorn]

Man is Baxter grows a set, he’s gonna be scary.

 

[Etlonghorn]

Leave Red in for the next 4 downs.

 

[clob94]

1st and goal from the 5...... can we punch it in... ?

 

[hookem777]

Lol

 

[clob94]

1st and goal from the 5...... can we punch it in... ?

Clob shakes the magic 8 ball.....

.......and the 8 ball says.....


NO

 

[Etlonghorn]

WHAT IN THE FVCK ARE WE DOING????

 

[Pumpedup55]

Why not make it a 3 score game. take the points.

 

[Etlonghorn]

Just give the damn ball to Red 2 more times.

 

[Hoookem722]

We have the dumbest ****ing coach in America. Fighting an uphill battle with this idiot leading the way

 

[HarryBuffalo]

Sark and field goals… WTF?

 

[hookem777]

We have to score from 20 out of were fked

 

[Hoookem722]

We have to score from 20 out of were fked

Maybe the play caller needs to be better. Why run the wild cat 3 plays in a row. Defense knew exactly what was coming

 

[Hoookem722]

This game should be 40-6 if we had a competent coach

 

[Etlonghorn]

At least he got positive yards all 3 times. 2 more shots and he’s probably in the end zone.

 

[HarryBuffalo]

Sark, in his presser last week… “We need to develop a ‘killer instinct’…”

We’re waiting……………… 😴

 

[Etlonghorn]

Well we’re fvcked. We’re inside the 20.

 

[clob94]

What in the chilipepper fvckwinkle are we doing throwing it on first and 10 from the 11 yard line?

 

[westx]

Brooks is a beast.

 

[clob94]

He stepped out.

 

[westx]

just kick it

 

[clob94]

Take the 3, put in Manning next drive.

 

[Etlonghorn]

Murphy is 6’5” and 255. Get under center and go get the yard you need.

 

[clob94]

Sark- quit shaking your stupid fvcking head like a God damn bobble head doll. Your lack of discipline caused that wasted time out. Have a fvcking play call ready to go you dilatory dildo!

 

[Etlonghorn]

If you had 623 plays for 4th and 1, you’d be confused too.

 

[hookem777]

Pathetic

 

[clob94]

Holy fvcking clown shoes-- we are ranked 113th in scoring in the red zone and BYU just fvcking stuffed us.

The next person that tells me we know how to run block, I'm slapping you right in your whore mouth.