**Official Texas vs Mormon thread of Magic Underpants**

[Pumpedup55]

And we got stopped on 4th and 1 again lol. What is so hard about making this a 3 score game and kick the FG. Such great coaching

 

[hookem777]

Thank God for our defense

 

[Etlonghorn]

BYU had 11 mutha fvckers from tackle to tackle and we aren’t smart enough to fake the middle and pitch it to the wide side of the field????

 

[westx]

Why does Sark fuc*ing stop any momentum we get. Damn. It could be 27-6.

 

[2300 Nueces]

Pathetic

lulz

 

[westx]

FUC* AROUND FUC* AROUND AND YOU AIN'T GOING TO BE AROUND.

 

[clob94]

Hey its 4th and inches so we are going to call a play where our offensive line can titty slap fight their Dline for that inch.

This is fvcking embarrassing.

 

[Hoookem722]

I’ll say it again, we have the dumbest ****ing coach in America. Just take the points for ****sake

 

[weevilcatch]

I’ll say it again, we have the dumbest ****ing coach in America. Just take the points for ****sake

Yeah, first time ok. 2nd time is just prideful ignorance. FFS

 

[clob94]

BYU had 11 mutha fvckers from tackle to tackle and we aren’t smart enough to fake the middle and pitch it to the wide side of the field????

Bro-- you don't get it. Sark is so fvcking smart that he wants BYU to THINK we are going to pitch to the wide side when in reality, we are going to run right up the gut..........

 

[hookem777]

Lol Taaffe!!!

 

[brushycreekhorn]

Since we know our o linemen are p$ssies. We need to just starting kicking fg’s every time.

 

[Hoookem722]

Defense has bailed out Sark time and time again today. KState is going to mop the floor with us next week.

 

[hookem777]

lulz

Lol!!

 

[hookem777]

Defense has bailed out Sark time and time again today. KState is going to mop the floor with us next week.

Nahhh defense keeps us close

 

[clob94]

1st and goal and we jump...

 

[hookem777]

My boy AD BAYBAY

 

[Etlonghorn]

Bro-- you don't get it. Sark is so fvcking smart that he wants BYU to THINK we are going to pitch to the wide side when in reality, we are going to run right up the gut..........

You’re right. I forget we had a regular MENSA as OC again.

 

[Hoookem722]

Finally!!

 

[hookem777]

Praise to non Mormon Jesus a red zone TD !!

 

[clob94]

Since we know our o linemen are p$ssies. We need to just starting kicking fg’s every time.

This times 1000000

 

[KChorn11]

Jesus Mallik has an arm

 

[clob94]

You’re right. I forget we had a regular MENSA as OC again.

Maybe we should buy our offensive line some Magic Underwear. Then maybe they'd be able to put their ass into it.

 

[outhereincali]

Well if you can't run it when it's fourth and goal then throw the ball.

 

[Etlonghorn]

Arch needs to get the next drive with a wide open play book.
Kansas State beats us by 20 if Murphy plays like this.

 

[Etlonghorn]

Our defense evidently has no marbles either. You’re winning by a bunch but somebody has to say, They’re not scoring!”

 

[hookem777]

Our defense evidently has no marbles either. You’re winning by a bunch but somebody has to say, They’re not scoring!”

Like them marbles?

 

[Hoookem722]

Yeah, first time ok. 2nd time is just prideful ignorance. FFS

We are 113th in red zone percentage lol

 

[Etlonghorn]

catch the ball and you walk to the end zone. That drive started inside there 10.
K State prison fvcks this team if they play today.

 

[Etlonghorn]

Good lob Sark. No reason to put Arch in.

 

[Etlonghorn]

My dementia ridden Grandmother could hand the ball off 3 times in a row.

 

[hookem777]

First start for freshman QB.

Defense played well

We have some things we suck at

But W's and W.

7-1 Fckers let's goooooo

 

[hookem777]

Oh yeah. And Blowu lost to Kansas and a backup QB

 

[hookem777]

There we go 🔵

 

[okiehorn]

Kick a p ppppp

There we go 🔵

I'm feeling Blue