**Official Texas vs Mormon thread of Magic Underpants**

[clob94]

1st and goal and we jump...

 

[hookem777]

My boy AD BAYBAY

 

[Etlonghorn]

Bro-- you don't get it. Sark is so fvcking smart that he wants BYU to THINK we are going to pitch to the wide side when in reality, we are going to run right up the gut..........

You’re right. I forget we had a regular MENSA as OC again.

 

[Hoookem722]

Finally!!

 

[hookem777]

Praise to non Mormon Jesus a red zone TD !!

 

[clob94]

Since we know our o linemen are p$ssies. We need to just starting kicking fg’s every time.

This times 1000000

 

[KChorn11]

Jesus Mallik has an arm

 

[clob94]

You’re right. I forget we had a regular MENSA as OC again.

Maybe we should buy our offensive line some Magic Underwear. Then maybe they'd be able to put their ass into it.

 

[outhereincali]

Well if you can't run it when it's fourth and goal then throw the ball.

 

[Etlonghorn]

Arch needs to get the next drive with a wide open play book.
Kansas State beats us by 20 if Murphy plays like this.

 

[Etlonghorn]

Our defense evidently has no marbles either. You’re winning by a bunch but somebody has to say, They’re not scoring!”

 

[hookem777]

Our defense evidently has no marbles either. You’re winning by a bunch but somebody has to say, They’re not scoring!”

Like them marbles?

 

[Hoookem722]

Yeah, first time ok. 2nd time is just prideful ignorance. FFS

We are 113th in red zone percentage lol

 

[Etlonghorn]

catch the ball and you walk to the end zone. That drive started inside there 10.
K State prison fvcks this team if they play today.

 

[Etlonghorn]

Good lob Sark. No reason to put Arch in.

 

[Etlonghorn]

My dementia ridden Grandmother could hand the ball off 3 times in a row.

 

[hookem777]

First start for freshman QB.

Defense played well

We have some things we suck at

But W's and W.

7-1 Fckers let's goooooo

 

[hookem777]

Oh yeah. And Blowu lost to Kansas and a backup QB

 

[hookem777]

There we go 🔵

 

[okiehorn]

Kick a p ppppp

There we go 🔵

I'm feeling Blue

 

[clob94]

First start for freshman QB.

Defense played well

We have some things we suck at

But W's and W.

7-1 Fckers let's goooooo

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[Hoookem722]

A win is a win but how in the fvck is BYU 5-2?? They are terrible lol

 

[outhereincali]

Well that run certainly helps our running game stats.

 

[hookem777]

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That's the motto this season lol

 

[Etlonghorn]

A win is a win but how in the fvck is BYU 5-2?? They are terrible lol

Exactly. We should have won this one by 40+.

 

[hookem777]

Kept our 30 points a game streak alive

Defense gets the MVP today

 

[westx]

That was an impressive tackle by Tapp

 

[outhereincali]

29 points now we've gotten even for 10 years ago.

 

[KChorn11]

Exactly. We should have won this one by 40+.

So a 40 point win would have been good, but a 31 point victory sucks? Haha. Some of you all hav ridiculous expectations

 

[hookem777]

So a 40 point win would have been good, but a 31 point victory sucks? Haha. Some of you all hav ridiculous expectations

Exactly. This team isn't national championship lvl but we can SURVIVE and win a big 12 championship