**OFFICIAL Texas vs T Boone Garth Mullet football thread**

[weevilcatch]

Is our secondary taught where the sticks are on 3rd down? I mean seriously. Because I’m sick and ****ing tired of a simple dig route being wide ass open every damn 3rd and 8

 

[clob94]

Defense, when a ball carrier is stood up, don't just jump on him. Get your kill shot in.

 

[weevilcatch]

Unreal

 

[clob94]

Defense is sucking wind badly.

 

[clob94]

Trick play?

Did Gundy let Sark call that one?

 

[weevilcatch]

Dorsey looked to be spy. Tried to be hero. Left middle wide open. Sanders huge run on 3rd. ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Hoookem722]

I’ll say it again, the defensive coordinator has got to go…

 

[clob94]

Well my fellow sh!t guzzlers-- we are about to be tied up and fighting for our lives.

Sark..... please-- talk to Quinn. Calm him down.

 

[brushycreekhorn]

36 sucks

 

[weevilcatch]

Well. I feel very confident this offense will get us into OSU territory

 

[hillcountryhorn63697005]

Who is the new db?

 

[JasperNewton7]

So what was the number we needed every game in order to win Clob?

 

[JasperNewton7]

48 pts?

 

[weevilcatch]

We’re just so ignorant in the secondary. It’s either coached in a way these guys can’t comprehend or just allowed to continually happen. Game after game.

And PK doesn’t continue with what works. His go to is a shitty Swiss cheese zone and probably wonders why we suck on 3rd down.

 

[HarryBuffalo]

On a more positive note… Astros up 2-0 in sixth with no outs bases loaded. 😎

 

[Metcalf #2]

Stick a fork in us. We’re done.

 

[weevilcatch]

Who is the new db?

Some freaking walk on that Gideon probably loves

 

[Hoookem722]

Well this one’s over.

 

[weevilcatch]

I hope we can win 6 games this year.

 

[JasperNewton7]

Alright! We got the kicker effing it up too! Can’t leave anyone out here now

 

[weevilcatch]

Alright! We got the kicker effing it up too! Can’t leave anyone out here now

Quicksand. And no leaders to get anyone out of it

 

[Oldmanastro]

On a more positive note… Astros up 2-0 in sixth with no outs bases loaded. 😎

Uh, 5-0!

 

[HarryBuffalo]

Uh, 5-0!

And Altuve is finally off the snide.

 

[clob94]

Who ever said his feet weren't set-- that were just set there and he drilled it.

Good call.

 

[clob94]

So what was the number we needed every game in order to win Clob?

42-48 somewhere in there.

I'm 12 Belgian beers in and I still have to go to the fvcking Cattle Barons Gala tonight.

Boy, am I going to be fun to be around.

 

[westx]

At least I got to hand it to osu. They are making some crazy plays.

 

[GuaranteedFresh!]

This should be a blowout but somehow we are finding every way possible to lose. Man, this team looks out of it today.

 

[clob94]

Sup D

Offense ain't going to get it done.

We gonna need you to step up with a pick 6 or a scoop'n score or a strip sack or something.

 

[HarryBuffalo]

Penalties with 4:00 to go
Texas 11-100 yds
oSu 0-0 yds

 

[clob94]

I hope Quinn is on the phone calling 1-800-6POINTS

 

[weevilcatch]

Worthy isn’t very good at not running in a straight line and trying to catch the ball

 

[brushycreekhorn]

Curb stomp big 12 refs

 

[Oldmanastro]

Someone said it earlier, we should be up by two TD’s, but find ways to give it away.
Oh, just like that.

 

[JustAHorn88]

Just like at Tech, Okie Lite wants it more.

 

[Hoookem722]

Man this defense is so pathetic