TEXAS VS meatchicken predictions

hookem777

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Im going to put out this thread now since im already hyped for the game.


QE having played on the road in a loud environment shows he has finally put it together. After starting slow on the first two drives with Field goals, Texas opens the game up with quick passes, screens and a couple deep shots. QE furthers his Heisman hopefully contention.

Defense lets up over 100 yards rushing but has two interceptions and a couple sacks.

Special team gets a blocked punt.

Texas wins 34-13
 
You prepubescent erection! Are you just trying to jinx our janx?
You blew your wad 24 hours too soon!

We don't do predictions until THURSDAY bruh.....

Ugggghhhhh.....

I get it- you're excited. And I'm going to chalk this up to premature ejaculation.
But for the love of all things holy and good-- just wait until tomorrow. I swear-- I promise you-- we'll all be here to chip in.
 
You prepubescent erection! Are you just trying to jinx our janx?
You blew your wad 24 hours too soon!

We don't do predictions until THURSDAY bruh.....

Ugggghhhhh.....

I get it- you're excited. And I'm going to chalk this up to premature ejaculation.
But for the love of all things holy and good-- just wait until tomorrow. I swear-- I promise you-- we'll all be here to chip in.
I CAN RELOAD DAMNIT IM STILL YOUNG...ISH....LMAO

sorry i honestly never took time to realize we do it always on Thursday lol.
 
spider man premature ejaculation GIF
 
I imagine Michigan is going to try and sustain long drives to keep Texas O off the field. I just think Texas will be a little too much. Texas 27 Michigan 14
 
I imagine Michigan is going to try and sustain long drives to keep Texas O off the field. I just think Texas will be a little too much. Texas 27 Michigan 14
could be the score forsure. I think Texas offense scores more only because Meatchickens offense goes 3-out alot and turns the ball over. But i could see a 10 point win as well.
 
You prepubescent erection! Are you just trying to jinx our janx?
You blew your wad 24 hours too soon!

We don't do predictions until THURSDAY bruh.....

Ugggghhhhh.....

I get it- you're excited. And I'm going to chalk this up to premature ejaculation.
But for the love of all things holy and good-- just wait until tomorrow. I swear-- I promise you-- we'll all be here to chip in.

@outhereincali had us doing predictions for CSU on stinking Monday last week, LOLOL
 
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I imagine Michigan is going to try and sustain long drives to keep Texas O off the field. I just think Texas will be a little too much. Texas 27 Michigan 14

This is pretty close to what I was thinking Larry. I think Michigan gets to 17 or 20 points because I don't trust out run defense and I think we'll do something stupid on offense or special teams to set them up close.

I do think Texas figures out a way to get to 27-30 points and win by double digits.

30-17 for me
 
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Can't wait I'm so excited. Besides Ewers who's going to stand out? Keep an eye on Isaiah Bond. Ethan Burke de committed from Michigan to play for us I hope he makes the wolverines regret it. I want to believe that Michigan has lost too many players plus a coach to beat us. I said I wouldn't do this but wtf

Texas 28
Michigan 17
and Ewers starts to make his case for the Heisman.
 
This is pretty close to what I was thinking Larry. I think Michigan gets to 17 or 20 points because I don't trust out run defense and I think we'll do something stupid on offense or special teams to set them up close.

I do think Texas figures out a way to get to 27-30 points and win by double digits.

30-17 for me
Thief. You are too close to mine. 31-16
 
I CAN RELOAD DAMNIT IM STILL YOUNG...ISH....LMAO

sorry i honestly never took time to realize we do it always on Thursday lol.
Don’t feel bad. I have been on here for years and never recognized the Thuraday prediction pattern. I guess I know now.
 
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Michigan’s D is legit. They have pretty much the same front 7 as last year’s team. They also have probably the two best interior DL in the country and a lock down corner who will be a top 10 pick in next year’s draft. Scoring on them won’t be easy but I trust that our staff will game plan very well like they did last year for Bama. It’s imperative that we score tuddies when we get in the red zone and hit on one or two big plays for scores. If we have to settle for a bunch of field goals, that could spell trouble for us. I have us winning in a relatively low scoring game 24 - 14.
 
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I’ll send photos when I get in my seat. I’ve never been to the Big House before. So pumped for this game.

I was talking to my son earlier about our prediction. We both agreed Ewers will not be intimidated by the atmosphere and will instead relish the moment. This will be his coming out party.

He won’t need any backup.
 
All you low scoring guys are logically correct.
But this is a special year.
Their new coach is about to be gob smacked by all the pressure of a really big time football game early in the season against a chain saw wielding gorilla.

47-13.
Hey- there's no such thing as a chain saw wielding gorilla.... I should know- I've been to the zoo AND Home Depot.
 
I'm not sure Michigan is any more talented that Alabama was last year on the defensive side of the ball. I think their DC is really creative with his blitz packages so that makes them probably more unpredictable than Alabama. I think the helmet coms are more important for QE than any other game will be this year because of Martindale's creativity with pressure. Hard counts and last second snaps will hopefully give Sark and QE time to recognize and adjust to pressure. Unfortunately, that means Drive Killer could be in the spotlight A LOT.
Defensively we match up pretty well. They don't have a WR that scares me so put our CBs on press man and load up to stop the run.

38 - 14 Good Guys.
 
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Week 2 Quinn has been a monster in both his freshman and sophomore years. I think he shows up big again. I think our defense forces a couple of turnovers.

Texas 31
Michigan 13
 
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I'm not sure Michigan is any more talented that Alabama was last year on the defensive side of the ball. I think their DC is really creative with his blitz packages so that makes them probably more unpredictable than Alabama. I think the helmet coms are more important for QE than any other game will be this year because of Martindale's creativity with pressure. Hard counts and last second snaps will hopefully give Sark and QE time to recognize and adjust to pressure. Unfortunately, that means Drive Killer could be in the spotlight A LOT.
Defensively we match up pretty well. They don't have a WR that scares me so put our CBs on press man and load up to stop the run.

38 - 14 Good Guys.
It was my understanding that helment coms would be shut off 15 seconds before the snap or something like that.....

Anyway, I hear it is supposed to rain up there....it may help their rushing game. I don't know if Quinn is a "mudder" or not but if he can grip it, our WR's will have all the advantage.

Another damned thing....I keep hearing about how great MU's defense is.....how they are better that Bama the last few years.....I call bullshit on that. Even so, Bama had a great offense to go with their defense. Michigan QB couldnt hit a barn on a clear day.

Besides....ok granted Mich has a damned good CB.......how many guys can he cover on a single play?

Texas....38


Meat chicken....17
 
It was my understanding that helment coms would be shut off 15 seconds before the snap or something like that.....

Anyway, I hear it is supposed to rain up there....it may help their rushing game. I don't know if Quinn is a "mudder" or not but if he can grip it, our WR's will have all the advantage.

Another damned thing....I keep hearing about how great MU's defense is.....how they are better that Bama the last few years.....I call bullshit on that. Even so, Bama had a great offense to go with their defense. Michigan QB couldnt hit a barn on a clear day.

Besides....ok granted Mich has a damned good CB.......how many guys can he cover on a single play?

Texas....38


Meat chicken....17
The coms do cut off with 15 seconds left but hopefully the time it is working will help Sark and QE identify the most likely areas of concern and make the hot reads correctly. I'm sure the coaching staff spent alot of time this summer looking at film to try pick up any tendencies that the new DC has in his blitz packages.
Another thought process would for be Sark to go "All Gas" and try to run plays as fast as he can before the defense can get set.