Von Miller on aggy: "GF that's really not that attractive, but will do anything to keep you."

[BringBackRoyal]

“You know that girlfriend that’s really not that attractive but she’s going to do everything she can to keep you? That was A&M. . . . That hot chick that just talks to you on Mondays? That was LSU.”

http://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2016/08/16/denver-broncos-von-miller-recruiting-texas-am-lsu

Ouch.

 

[LongfellowDrew]

Sounds about right.

 

[LonghornMM]

That's awesome, and a great analogy of aggy.

 

[Son of Wasatch]

A self-aware aggsy, refreshing.

 

[dafan]

A self-aware aggsy, refreshing.

Most think a&m is the hot chick. not so refreshing.

 

[oldschoolcat]

Would that mean that A&M is the marryin' type? I too prefer my chicks above average looks but not bat sh!t crazy.

 

[clob94]

Don't you know anything about "looks vs bat$hit crazy"?

 

[AlabamaHorn]

 

[RoboCocks21]

So aggy is the ugly sister?

 

[jsto60]

He nailed it.

But he should flesh this out. Like make more analogies about all of the BigXII and the SEC.

Does he see Texas as the Big Brother or more as Daddy?

Is Tech the crazy cousin or do you save that for Arkansas?

Is Baylor the creepy Uncle that tries to rape the ugly girl?

 

[Scholz]

Ha. aggy is the ugly, desperate girl begging you to stay per one of their heroes.