Dear aggies

[Etlonghorn]

Here ya go.

https://www.reddit.com/r/aggies/s/7pU8PS8nER

They ghey.

 

[clob94]

Here ya go.

https://www.reddit.com/r/aggies/s/7pU8PS8nER

Comments:

2/10 for leaving out the part where they kiss

Fvcking savage

 

[txleapd]

Here ya go.

https://www.reddit.com/r/aggies/s/7pU8PS8nER

Before I dropped out of college and joined the Marines, my high school best friend begged me to go to yell practice with him. I was in the process of trying to bang one his lady aggie friends, so I tagged along. It took me approximately 2 minutes after it began to start questioning the sanity of aggies, how much I really wanted to bang this chick, and my buddy’s sexuality. About halfway through I managed to make up an excuse and walked to the car, where I sat on the trunk and asked myself over and over, “what the f**k?”

I’m sure it’s pure coincidence that about a month later my buddy finally came out of the closet.

 

[hookem777]

Before I dropped out of college and joined the Marines, my high school best friend begged me to go to yell practice with him. I was in the process of trying to bang one his lady aggie friends, so I tagged along. It took me approximately 2 minutes after it began to start questioning the sanity of aggies, how much I really wanted to bang this chick, and my buddy’s sexuality. About halfway through I managed to make up an excuse and walked to the car, where I sat on the trunk and asked myself over and over, “what the f**k?”

I’m sure it’s pure coincidence that about a month later my buddy finally came out of the closet.

Sounds like he wanted to take you yell practice in his bedroom too

 

[hillcountryhorn63697005]

Here ya go.

https://www.reddit.com/r/aggies/s/7pU8PS8nER

From the photos I've seen of the aggy corp, lately, there are more and more females in it. Wonder when there will be a non-white female yell leader? That'd flip the lids of some old aggys!

 

[txleapd]

Sounds like he wanted to take you yell practice in his bedroom too

Nah. He never hit on me, or tried anything. He’s like a brother. He’s even my kids’ fairy-godfather (his words, not mine). I’m pretty sure he hooked up with some yell leaders though.

 

[clob94]

Nah. He never hit on me, or tried anything. He’s like a brother. He’s even my kids’ fairy-godfather (his words, not mine). I’m pretty sure he hooked up with some yell leaders though.

Wait.....


Did you say... because I think I might have misunderstood you...a little....

Did you say that your gay friend is your child's "fairy-godfather"...... and that he self glossed that moniker?

 

[Etlonghorn]

Wait.....


Did you say... because I think I might have misunderstood you...a little....

Did you say that your gay friend is your child's "fairy-godfather"...... and that he self glossed that moniker?

I’m glad I’m not the only one that was reading that over, and over, and over….

 

[txleapd]

Wait.....


Did you say... because I think I might have misunderstood you...a little....

Did you say that your gay friend is your child's "fairy-godfather"...... and that he self glossed that moniker?

Yeah. He calls himself my kids’ fairy-godfather. Because he’s their godfather…. And he’s gay…. Get it?

 

[JasperNewton7]

Yeah. He calls himself my kids’ fairy-godfather. Because he’s their godfather…. And he’s gay…. Get it?

Yeah but you left out the most important part…did you finally bang the aggie chick….?

 

[DHHorn]

Are we sure she was a chick?

 

[clob94]

Yeah. He calls himself my kids’ fairy-godfather. Because he’s their godfather…. And he’s gay…. Get it?

Ya. I completely get the joke. I just had to read it a couple of times and shake my head while thinking-- "there's a gay dude out there that doesn't take himself SO seriously that he self glossed as a 'fairy-godfather' which would be considered TOTALLY gay bashing in some circles even though he stuck that name on himself so I wonder if this gay dude is a Trump voter".

Basically something like that.

 

[txleapd]

Yeah. He’s a Trump supporter. I actually have a few gay friends who don’t wrap their entire identity around their sexuality, and have a sense of humor.

 

[txleapd]

Yeah but you left out the most important part…did you finally bang the aggie chick….?

A gentleman never tells…. But, yeah.

Are we sure she was a chick?

I can confirm. Weird or not, she was a smoking hot redhead. I knew from the get-go I was getting involved with crazy.