**OFFICIAL TEXAS vs Herp Derp Gameday thread of Perpetual Little Brother Syndrome**

[clob94]

Aggy is about to go uptop.

 

[Etlonghorn]

Aggy is about to go uptop.

Quit it Nostradamus

 

[clob94]

Told you.


Fvck I hate being able to see the future.

 

[hookem777]

Good shyt defense

 

[weevilcatch]

Two reasons this game isn't a blowout. The dumbass QB and the dumbass play caller genius

 

[clob94]

How bout we score 7 here and put this baby to bed?

How'd that be Sark?

Sound good?

Ok..... try this.

Don't get cute.

 

[JonBinge]

Yeah this shouldn’t be close. These aggy are dirty bastards.

 

[weevilcatch]

How bout we score 7 here and put this baby to bed?

How'd that be Sark?

Sound good?

Ok..... try this.

Don't get cute.

Nope....he can't help but try and outsmart everyone with his genius.

 

[JasperNewton7]

We’re going to end the game with this drive.

 

[4MNChampsHorn]

How bout we score 7 here and put this baby to bed?

How'd that be Sark?

Sound good?

Ok..... try this.

Don't get cute.

Don’t play the broken QB and let the other QB throw the ball!

 

[hookem777]

Wisner reminds me of Hodge Mitchell or Trey Newton...can't decide which

 

[clob94]

Aggy players dropping like flies.

Are they not SEC ready?

 

[Etlonghorn]

 

[Etlonghorn]

Sark go tell Wisner it’s yours to lose.

 

[clob94]

Aggy has designated divers now. Dudes with one job. To fake injury to stop the clock.

 

[JasperNewton7]

What’s up with all the aggie injuries.

 

[JonBinge]

Wisner dishing out that bicycle with no seat treatment.

 

[Etlonghorn]

We don’t need to throw the ball again until we’re inside the 10.

 

[JonBinge]

Aggy has designated divers now. Dudes with one job. To fake injury to stop the clock.

Yep, dirty bastards

 

[hookem777]

About to throw here

 

[clob94]

We just opened the door to these fvktards.

 

[txleapd]

Who the fvck was Quinn throwing to?

 

[Etlonghorn]

Never mind. I thought we’d keep running inside since it was working.

 

[txleapd]

You’ve got to be effing kidding me

 

[JasperNewton7]

wtf

 

[Pumpedup55]

WTF

 

[weevilcatch]

Who the fvck was Quinn throwing to?

A gimp that shouldn't be out there

How in the **** we don't design plays for Golden on 3rd down is beyond me

 

[Etlonghorn]

What in the blue hell are we doing?

 

[JasperNewton7]

It will be a miracle if we win this game.

 

[brushycreekhorn]

Sark blows

 

[2300 Nueces]

Bond sucks

 

[clob94]

We have physically humiliated these guys. And they have a chance to win.

 

[Etlonghorn]

Defense needs to tell Sark after this game we’re tired of getting ****ed!

 

[txleapd]

Aggy got away with an illegal man downfield. Horrible officiating.

 

[4MNChampsHorn]

QE and Sark make me feel like turning off the TV. Can’t watch this nonsense anymore. How can you be blowing your opponent out with every single stat and only barely win or lose? Tell me tomorrow.