Like someone said , I was raised to be at Church 4 or 5 times a week. My Mom was 5' 8" Country Girl and weighed about 300 and she kept me trapped between her and the Church Door. When they opened it, I fell in.
So, when I became a young man, I said, "Ok. I am running this now" and became a Bible reading Heathen. One day, as I arrived at the Chem Plant I spent 30 years running, one of my men arrived about the same time. He asked "Fred, are you a CHRISTian?"
I said, "Joe, if they were still throwing CHRISTians to the lions, I would not even get picked up for questioning. Why do you ask?"
Joe said, "I saw your lips moving as you drove up the to parking lot and I thought you were praying."
I replied, " I was. I was asking GOD to help me to have the answer to any question that bomb we work at asks...and any questions my men have about what to do about answering it. Joe, anybody that does not ask GOD's help as he walks through that chain link fence has not figured out what we are dealing with here."
"Joe, I got promoted too quickly here and did not know enough to be a #1 Operator. I asked GOD to run it for me until I had learned enough to do it. Nothing really ever happened on my shift. I was allowed to walk up on a 'snake' just in time to pull its fangs. My contemporaries had awful times compared to me. Then, after a year, one day, I thanked GOD and said , "Ok LORD...let me have it."
The next day was the worst day I ever spent there...but at the end of shift, I had that bomb back under control...barely and had survived. As I walked to the truck, I said, under my breath , "Wow...LORD, please take it back!"
Just as clear as a bell, I heard a laugh and HE said, "Nope! You've got it, Bub!"
But HE was with me and still let me kill some BIG snakes out there. I wound up writing an Operating Guidelines in "High School Boy" in 1987 that is still used...even though I could not imagine the rates they are running these days. Even though it is illegal, because of Document Control rules, some of my last pups are the Rottweilers now, still use it to train their newbies. It's about 3-5 pounds of paper and is no small thing to digest.
By the way, I am back in Church. It is one of my greatest pleasures to take my Wife there... and it doesn't hurt a bit to be with GOD's people again. GOD made me take an Elder's job there even though HE knew I did not want to...as I do not rate being called that.
For the Baptists ( which I was raised) and others, Elder's the same thing as a Deacon
.....in the Lutheran Churches