I'm a bit of a war history buff and I think I've realized something today.
Please check my math.
Our "Intel agencies" said it would take the Tali at least 90 days to take Afghanistan.
They did it in a week
Now, in the history of warfare, has any army taken an entire nation in one week-- with no standing air power?
I know Hitler rolled up into Austria, popped the hatch and everyone grabbed a Nazi flag and went to the parade. But Hitler HAD a bad ass air force.
The Tali have no air power. None. Zero. Zip. Those ignorant and illiterate muh fuggas couldn't fly a paper airplane.
But they took an entire country in 1 week. Imagine if it had been the Tali at the capitol instead of the iPhone and fanny pack crowd.
But seriously, has any army ever done what the Tali did?
Because if no army has done this, then Joe "mint chocolate chip" Wafflecone, just presided over the greatest military blunder in the history of mankind.
Nobel peace prize. Give it to him