- Those players lost through attrition are like an answer to a trivia question.
- I heard John Burt has looked good this offseason. Let's see if he puts it together this year.
- No 1,000 yard rusher? As the president of the Chris Warren Fan Club, consider this your cease and desist notice.
- Fruity Pebbles get soggy in three minutes. Give me Fruit Loops.
- Lavar Ball loves playing the villain, but everybody is taking it out on his kids.
- Congrats on the Beatles infiltration. Just a matter of time before your wife makes sure they are listening to Houston rappers